The woodland critters continue decorating their baum and also the manger Trixie made them.
Beavery: [looks around] Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Twisty. [the other critters turn and look, Saten flies over, Trixie behind him for backup.
Woodpeckery: Oh boy, buddy. Du came just in time!
Deery: Yeah. We've got a big problem. We ne-
Saten (holding hammer): Shut up! We're not doing Du anymore favors and I'm not letting Du give birth to the Antichrist! [walks off] I came here to put a stop to all this!
Beavery: To stop us?
Trixie: Du heard him.
Beary: But gee whiz Saten, if Du and your lady try to stop us, we'd have to use our evil Satanic powers on ya.
Saten: Right, whatever. [turns around readying hammer] I'm taking down the manger Trixie built. [Beary's eyes turn red and brighten. A Wand of hellfire appears before Saten.] Ah! [The Wand gets higher.] AAAH! [All the critters' eyes are flashing a bright red. Black crows swoop down and attack Stan.] AHH AHHHH! [A two-headed demon dog appears snarling at him; he runs off in terror, hiding behind Trixie who doesn't seem mind]
[The critters' eyes revert back to normal.]
Beary: Oh boy! Our Satanic powers sure did the trick!
Chickadee-y: Our powers get stronger every day! Get stronger every day!
Squirrely (goes over to them): Sorry ponies, but Du see, nothing can stop the birth of the Antichrist, except for a mountain lion.
Skunky: And Du got rid of her.
Critters: Yay!
Fluttershy suddenly flies over, wearing a santa hat, cause it's christmas.
Beavery: Wow, look, it's that pegasus that kicked us out.
Raccoony: Let's eat her flesh!
Critters: Yaaay!
Fluttershy: What the hell is going on?
Trixie: It's Critter Christmas, girl! It sucks ass!
Fluttershy: What are Du guys doing?
Raccoony: We finally did it, Fluttershy! We're about to bring forth the Antichrist with help from our new friends.
Skunky: Death and pain await all living things. Yay!
Fluttershy: Saten!
Saten: I'm sorry, they tricked us.. I... I tried to stop them!
Fluttershy: Well don't worry, I know only the one way to stop devil-worshiping critters! [She reaches behind her and whips out a sawed off pump-shotgun. She fires, and the oben, nach oben half of Beavery's head is gone.]
Trixie: stechpalme, holly SHIT!
Critters: Aaaaah! [They scatter. Fluttershy fires again, and Deery goes down. Two Mehr shots and the tops of Raccoony's and Skunky's heads come off.]
Saten: Yeah! Go Fluttershy!
Squirrely activates his demon power with the red glow from his eyes and a Wand of hellfire appears before Fluttershy. Trixie fires a spell killing Squirrely.
Saten: Nice one.
Fluttershy continues firing at the remaining critters. Porcupiney is blown apart, then Foxy.
Beary (tries playing cute) Gee whiz, Fluttershy, you're not gonna kill me, are yo- [His head is blown off Von her gun, and he goes down.]
Beavery: [looks around] Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Twisty. [the other critters turn and look, Saten flies over, Trixie behind him for backup.
Woodpeckery: Oh boy, buddy. Du came just in time!
Deery: Yeah. We've got a big problem. We ne-
Saten (holding hammer): Shut up! We're not doing Du anymore favors and I'm not letting Du give birth to the Antichrist! [walks off] I came here to put a stop to all this!
Beavery: To stop us?
Trixie: Du heard him.
Beary: But gee whiz Saten, if Du and your lady try to stop us, we'd have to use our evil Satanic powers on ya.
Saten: Right, whatever. [turns around readying hammer] I'm taking down the manger Trixie built. [Beary's eyes turn red and brighten. A Wand of hellfire appears before Saten.] Ah! [The Wand gets higher.] AAAH! [All the critters' eyes are flashing a bright red. Black crows swoop down and attack Stan.] AHH AHHHH! [A two-headed demon dog appears snarling at him; he runs off in terror, hiding behind Trixie who doesn't seem mind]
[The critters' eyes revert back to normal.]
Beary: Oh boy! Our Satanic powers sure did the trick!
Chickadee-y: Our powers get stronger every day! Get stronger every day!
Squirrely (goes over to them): Sorry ponies, but Du see, nothing can stop the birth of the Antichrist, except for a mountain lion.
Skunky: And Du got rid of her.
Critters: Yay!
Fluttershy suddenly flies over, wearing a santa hat, cause it's christmas.
Beavery: Wow, look, it's that pegasus that kicked us out.
Raccoony: Let's eat her flesh!
Critters: Yaaay!
Fluttershy: What the hell is going on?
Trixie: It's Critter Christmas, girl! It sucks ass!
Fluttershy: What are Du guys doing?
Raccoony: We finally did it, Fluttershy! We're about to bring forth the Antichrist with help from our new friends.
Skunky: Death and pain await all living things. Yay!
Fluttershy: Saten!
Saten: I'm sorry, they tricked us.. I... I tried to stop them!
Fluttershy: Well don't worry, I know only the one way to stop devil-worshiping critters! [She reaches behind her and whips out a sawed off pump-shotgun. She fires, and the oben, nach oben half of Beavery's head is gone.]
Trixie: stechpalme, holly SHIT!
Critters: Aaaaah! [They scatter. Fluttershy fires again, and Deery goes down. Two Mehr shots and the tops of Raccoony's and Skunky's heads come off.]
Saten: Yeah! Go Fluttershy!
Squirrely activates his demon power with the red glow from his eyes and a Wand of hellfire appears before Fluttershy. Trixie fires a spell killing Squirrely.
Saten: Nice one.
Fluttershy continues firing at the remaining critters. Porcupiney is blown apart, then Foxy.
Beary (tries playing cute) Gee whiz, Fluttershy, you're not gonna kill me, are yo- [His head is blown off Von her gun, and he goes down.]
The train finally arrived in Ponyville.
Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself.
She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, regenbogen and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.
Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.
Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed Von now.
Saten: (shrugs unsurely).
Pinkie: Want me to give Du a tour?
Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.
Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. Du don't silly, Du don't need money for this.
Derpy: Okay then.. As long as Du don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.
Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.
Derpy: (groans)
Saten: (snickers to himself)
Well that's all I got..
2 B CONTAINUED
Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself.
She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, regenbogen and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.
Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.
Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed Von now.
Saten: (shrugs unsurely).
Pinkie: Want me to give Du a tour?
Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.
Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. Du don't silly, Du don't need money for this.
Derpy: Okay then.. As long as Du don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.
Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.
Derpy: (groans)
Saten: (snickers to himself)
Well that's all I got..
2 B CONTAINUED
