The forest. Trixie has built the manger and is hammering the last few nails in place. Her hair white uncombed. It actually kinda pretty. In a unkempt kinda way. Saten stays in the back, smoking a jointas he's not needed. And feel "needs one"
Narrator: And out in the woods the boy steamed right ahead, making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head.
Trixie: (to Saten) Any Mehr of those?
Saten: Du smoke?
Trixie: not til just now.
Saten: Good point (passes the joint to her and she uses it) May wanna take it slow. Your first time using it sense that hippy konzert Du went too.
Trixie: (coughs) Yeah.. Not my proudest memory.. (smokes more)
Rabbity: Gee whiz, if it isn't the nicest manger I ever saw.
Mousey: I deduce it shall serve as a perfectly suitable resting place, for the Son of our Lord.
Raccoony (tired): Does this mean we can go to sleep now?
Porcupiney: My son will have the nicest bett in all the forest.
Woodpeckery: Fit for a king!
Squirrely: This is going to be the best critter Weihnachten ever!
Woodland Critters: It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near -
Saten [as they sing, pulling out new joint, Trixie keeping the other one, walks over to the critters]: All right, we're going now. [He ambles off. A roar is heard nearby. All stop and look. The critters scream.]
Critters: The mountain lion! Hide! [They scatter, leaving the ponies to face the lion alone. The lion peers out from behind a tree, Saten, Von instinct, sheilds Trixie).
Saten: Uhhh, Go away! Shoo! [The lion moves off and the critters return.]
Squirrely: Is it gone?
Saten: I think so.
Skunky [behind a low tree]: I'm not c-c-comin' out.
Foxy: Well, this is the end. The mountain lion obviously knows Porcupiney is pregnant, and he's gonna kill it again.
Trixie (throws away joint): Again?
Squirrely: Every Weihnachten the mountain lion comes down and eats the virgin critter impregnated with the Son of our Lord.
Porcupiney: Oh dear, I'm so very afraid.
Beavery: [climbs onto a stump and sits up] Let's face it. The mountain lion will never let our Savior be born.
Critters: Awwww! [some of them sob]
Squirrely: Hey, we shouldn't be upset this Christmas. We've got Saten!
Raccoony: Of course! Saten can do anything! If he can build a manger, he can stop that mean ol' mountain lion!
Narrator: Of coarse I will! Saten cried with joy.
Saten (dryly) No.. (starts leaving throwing away joint)
Trixie: Saten wait.. What if Fluttershy finds out we let them die.
Saten: ... Fine.
Porcupiney: Weihnachten is saved! [the critters cheer] The camera looks up from the woods to a mountain in the distance. Dramatic Musik plays.
Trixie: (kisses his cheek) Come back to me alive.
Saten: In case I don't.. (kisses her on the lips for a whole minute, which is longer than Du think)
Saten: (pulls away and reluntantely flies up to the mountain)
Trixie: ... (picks up his joint) I'm gonna need this.
Rabbity: He'll be fine.
Trixie: If he doesn't.. Your be safer with the lion than from me.
Narrator: And out in the woods the boy steamed right ahead, making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head.
Trixie: (to Saten) Any Mehr of those?
Saten: Du smoke?
Trixie: not til just now.
Saten: Good point (passes the joint to her and she uses it) May wanna take it slow. Your first time using it sense that hippy konzert Du went too.
Trixie: (coughs) Yeah.. Not my proudest memory.. (smokes more)
Rabbity: Gee whiz, if it isn't the nicest manger I ever saw.
Mousey: I deduce it shall serve as a perfectly suitable resting place, for the Son of our Lord.
Raccoony (tired): Does this mean we can go to sleep now?
Porcupiney: My son will have the nicest bett in all the forest.
Woodpeckery: Fit for a king!
Squirrely: This is going to be the best critter Weihnachten ever!
Woodland Critters: It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near -
Saten [as they sing, pulling out new joint, Trixie keeping the other one, walks over to the critters]: All right, we're going now. [He ambles off. A roar is heard nearby. All stop and look. The critters scream.]
Critters: The mountain lion! Hide! [They scatter, leaving the ponies to face the lion alone. The lion peers out from behind a tree, Saten, Von instinct, sheilds Trixie).
Saten: Uhhh, Go away! Shoo! [The lion moves off and the critters return.]
Squirrely: Is it gone?
Saten: I think so.
Skunky [behind a low tree]: I'm not c-c-comin' out.
Foxy: Well, this is the end. The mountain lion obviously knows Porcupiney is pregnant, and he's gonna kill it again.
Trixie (throws away joint): Again?
Squirrely: Every Weihnachten the mountain lion comes down and eats the virgin critter impregnated with the Son of our Lord.
Porcupiney: Oh dear, I'm so very afraid.
Beavery: [climbs onto a stump and sits up] Let's face it. The mountain lion will never let our Savior be born.
Critters: Awwww! [some of them sob]
Squirrely: Hey, we shouldn't be upset this Christmas. We've got Saten!
Raccoony: Of course! Saten can do anything! If he can build a manger, he can stop that mean ol' mountain lion!
Narrator: Of coarse I will! Saten cried with joy.
Saten (dryly) No.. (starts leaving throwing away joint)
Trixie: Saten wait.. What if Fluttershy finds out we let them die.
Saten: ... Fine.
Porcupiney: Weihnachten is saved! [the critters cheer] The camera looks up from the woods to a mountain in the distance. Dramatic Musik plays.
Trixie: (kisses his cheek) Come back to me alive.
Saten: In case I don't.. (kisses her on the lips for a whole minute, which is longer than Du think)
Saten: (pulls away and reluntantely flies up to the mountain)
Trixie: ... (picks up his joint) I'm gonna need this.
Rabbity: He'll be fine.
Trixie: If he doesn't.. Your be safer with the lion than from me.
So I was just thinking about the mane six and their elements and blah blah blah. So anyway, I just want to share my opinion with Du guys. Honestly, I think the elements hold the whole story of MLP together. The elements are basically the foundation for Friendship is Magic. In the first episode, the elements were what defeated Nightmare Moon. They also defeated Discord and did some other stuff.. But what if the Elements did not exist? Would MLP be good, worse, oder better off without them? Sorry this was so short I kinda am slacking off on Artikel Schreiben these days. What would MLP be like without the elements?
Ahem.
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious Videos that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever oder wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, oder they are just trolling.
If Du people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious Videos that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever oder wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, oder they are just trolling.
If Du people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..