Saten: (bursts in) Starlight! We need your friend sunburst.
Sunburst: Why?
Saten: Du haven't looked outside, have you?
Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-
Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.
Sunburst: Really?
Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.
Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought Du could help!
Sunburst: Me?
Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!
Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. Du know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did Du hear what he said?
Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.
Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!
Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-
Starlight Glimmer: What do Du mean?!
Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!
Saten: But I thought Du were an important wizard!
Sunburst: Well, Du were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!
Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-
Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).
Sunburst: I know it's hard for Du guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.
Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?
Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!
Spike: Technically, she's Mehr of a student than a protégé.
Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!
Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard Du were expecting.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard oder not. I'm just surprised. Du always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!
Sunburst: Yeah, well, Lesen about magic is one thing, but Du don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!
Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, Du don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so bitter that Du steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated Von Twilight and her friends, so Du travel through time to get back at them, but they beat Du again and teach Du about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what Du did that Du can't make any FRIENDS!
(awkward pause).
Sunburst: Did Du really travel through time?
Spike: See? I told Du he'd be impressed.
Sunburst: I'm sorry we Lost touch. Maybe if I had reached out, Du could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped Du to...
Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.
Sunburst: When Du showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told Du the truth.
Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.
Spike: Well, if Du ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!
Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! Du need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the Frozen North and fix the Crystal herz so the baby can have her Crystalling?
Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!
Sunburst: Why?
Saten: Du haven't looked outside, have you?
Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-
Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.
Sunburst: Really?
Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.
Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought Du could help!
Sunburst: Me?
Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!
Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. Du know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did Du hear what he said?
Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.
Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!
Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-
Starlight Glimmer: What do Du mean?!
Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!
Saten: But I thought Du were an important wizard!
Sunburst: Well, Du were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!
Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-
Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).
Sunburst: I know it's hard for Du guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.
Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?
Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!
Spike: Technically, she's Mehr of a student than a protégé.
Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!
Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard Du were expecting.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard oder not. I'm just surprised. Du always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!
Sunburst: Yeah, well, Lesen about magic is one thing, but Du don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!
Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, Du don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so bitter that Du steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated Von Twilight and her friends, so Du travel through time to get back at them, but they beat Du again and teach Du about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what Du did that Du can't make any FRIENDS!
(awkward pause).
Sunburst: Did Du really travel through time?
Spike: See? I told Du he'd be impressed.
Sunburst: I'm sorry we Lost touch. Maybe if I had reached out, Du could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped Du to...
Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.
Sunburst: When Du showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told Du the truth.
Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.
Spike: Well, if Du ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!
Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! Du need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the Frozen North and fix the Crystal herz so the baby can have her Crystalling?
Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!
Eris's Eyes
"Oh god" I thought. "Moon Dust sure is weird." "Eris are Du alright!" Luna gasped. She ran down the hallway to Eris. "Your mother has been looking for you!" She exclaimed. "The other fillies were messing with her again." Moon Dust quickly said.
"What!" Celestia walked into the hallway. Moon Dust quickly bowed down. "Hello Princess" Moon Dust said. "Get up Moon Dust I'm sick of Du doing that your my sister's apprentice your practically royal" She stood up "This has to end" "But, Mom I'm so sick of being babied! Du know what I wish Du all would let me deal with my problems!" I ran out of the hallway out of the schloss and to the mountains.
"Oh god" I thought. "Moon Dust sure is weird." "Eris are Du alright!" Luna gasped. She ran down the hallway to Eris. "Your mother has been looking for you!" She exclaimed. "The other fillies were messing with her again." Moon Dust quickly said.
"What!" Celestia walked into the hallway. Moon Dust quickly bowed down. "Hello Princess" Moon Dust said. "Get up Moon Dust I'm sick of Du doing that your my sister's apprentice your practically royal" She stood up "This has to end" "But, Mom I'm so sick of being babied! Du know what I wish Du all would let me deal with my problems!" I ran out of the hallway out of the schloss and to the mountains.
filly rarity: Hey u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!
Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)
Discord: regenbogen dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes regenbogen a filly)
filly dash: Hey u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks regenbogen back)
Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!
to be continued.................
