Six months later
Lewis: *Enters Leonard's office. He sees Leonard, and Bob sitting down in front of him* Du wanted to see me Leonard?
Leonard: Yes. Sit down Weiter to Bob.
Lewis: *Sits down* What's this about?
Bob: I don't know.
Leonard: I'll tell Du why you're here. A pony from Detrot stahl, stola fifty million dollars, worth of diamonds. He was trying to get on a plane to take him to Hawaii, but the airport there was closed. He kept on heading west, to try and get on board another plane at another airport, but each one he got to, was either too crowded, oder closed. So he ended up here, killed five of our guys, then got on a plane to Hawaii. We believe he's in Honolulu. *Gives Lewis a picture of the suspect* Go find him, and bring him in here.
It's possible he went into Hawaii to hide, and Leonard didn't want to risk losing this pony to another police department. So he sent me, and Bob into Honolulu to get him.
Bob: *Holding the pony as he stands behind him*
Lewis: *Punches the pony in his chest five times* Where are the diamonds?!
Pony: Here! *Throws a case onto the ground* It's all there!!
Lewis: *Checks, and sees the diamonds* This is all of them.
Bob: Good. *Arresting the pony* You're coming with us.
The pony we arrested was Finn Hackman. Although Finn was a criminal, he had a cousin named Jacob, who was part of the District Attorney, and guess which state he worked in. All Finn needed was a quick phone call, and me, Bob, and Leonard were screwed just like that.
In Court
Judge: Lewis Lee, is it true that Du went out of your jurisdiction to make this arrest?
Lewis: Yes your honor.
Any wrong answer meant that we could be sent to jail, and I did not want that. Neither did Bob, oder Leonard.
Judge: For working out of your jurisdiction, Du two have been suspended from your job for four years. Leonard's suspension will only last two years.
Leonard's suspension was shorter, since he was our commissioner.
2 B Continued
Lewis: *Enters Leonard's office. He sees Leonard, and Bob sitting down in front of him* Du wanted to see me Leonard?
Leonard: Yes. Sit down Weiter to Bob.
Lewis: *Sits down* What's this about?
Bob: I don't know.
Leonard: I'll tell Du why you're here. A pony from Detrot stahl, stola fifty million dollars, worth of diamonds. He was trying to get on a plane to take him to Hawaii, but the airport there was closed. He kept on heading west, to try and get on board another plane at another airport, but each one he got to, was either too crowded, oder closed. So he ended up here, killed five of our guys, then got on a plane to Hawaii. We believe he's in Honolulu. *Gives Lewis a picture of the suspect* Go find him, and bring him in here.
It's possible he went into Hawaii to hide, and Leonard didn't want to risk losing this pony to another police department. So he sent me, and Bob into Honolulu to get him.
Bob: *Holding the pony as he stands behind him*
Lewis: *Punches the pony in his chest five times* Where are the diamonds?!
Pony: Here! *Throws a case onto the ground* It's all there!!
Lewis: *Checks, and sees the diamonds* This is all of them.
Bob: Good. *Arresting the pony* You're coming with us.
The pony we arrested was Finn Hackman. Although Finn was a criminal, he had a cousin named Jacob, who was part of the District Attorney, and guess which state he worked in. All Finn needed was a quick phone call, and me, Bob, and Leonard were screwed just like that.
In Court
Judge: Lewis Lee, is it true that Du went out of your jurisdiction to make this arrest?
Lewis: Yes your honor.
Any wrong answer meant that we could be sent to jail, and I did not want that. Neither did Bob, oder Leonard.
Judge: For working out of your jurisdiction, Du two have been suspended from your job for four years. Leonard's suspension will only last two years.
Leonard's suspension was shorter, since he was our commissioner.
2 B Continued
Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who Du calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot Von a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who Du calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot Von a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a wolke of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a wolke of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.