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Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his Friends in their Favorit tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose hemd, shirt and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of Liebe had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon disappeared when he entered the nightclub, and immediately spotted his Friends all sitting together in a small, round table. The loud dubstep Musik buzzed through the floor and walls as he walked toward his Friends and took a sitz besides the bulky stallion, Lightning Twister.


“Oh, look who finally showed up!”

“Shut up.. I’m not in the mood.”

“What’s wrong, dude? Du look like a Lost colt.” Steam teased while handing the guard a beer.

Flash Sentry rolled his eyes in annoyance as he opened the glass bottle with his bare teeth. “If I tell you, Du won’t believe me.”

“Tell us! It’s not as if Du have anything else important to say about yourself.”

“Riiiiiight.. Anyhow.. I have been ordered to look after the Princess of Friendship tonight.. A Personal Guard, I guess Du can say..”

“..Twilight Sparkle? No bucking way! Dude.. that’s some serious shit. I mean, we just guard the castle. We hardly ever see the Princesses!” Shouted Lightning with a raspy voice.

“It’s not a really big deal.. I just don’t know why Princess Cadence chose me… I mean, Twilight’s a freaking alicorn with magical friendship powers oder something! And I’m just.. Well.. Me..” Flash replied with thoughts rampaging through his mind.

“Hah! Well this calls for a toast!” Lightning declared as he simultaneously raised his cup of bier and clinked his glass with the others. “For our friend here, Flash Sentry!”

Hours passed. To nopony’s surprise, Steam Blade was the first to get drunk, soon followed Von Sentry. Blade demanded his somewhat sober Friends to huddle around him as he spoke in a raspy voice.

“You guys, Du guys..” Steam hiccuped.

“What is it, Du idiot?”

“I was thinking about what Flash sagte earlier. How he could ask any mare out with no problem. Does that still remain true?”

Flash perked his ears, processing Blade’s words in his “near to being completely drunk” stage of mind. The orange pegasus wasn’t thinking about what he was saying, he just simply nodded with a grin.

“Well then, Sentry.. How about a small bet?”

“A bet?”

“Yep. Du can’t bail out of it though.”

“Oh I see where this is going. Du pick the mare?”

“Now we’re talking!”

“Hah! All good with me. I’m ready!” Flash blurted with confidence.

“Well, unfortunately she is not here. But Du know her. oder Du soon will."

* * *
And here he was, Flash Sentry pacing back and forth with anxiety besides a lonely bench in Ponyville before returning to his guard duty. This time, he was not traveling back to the Crystal Empire. This time, he was ordered to stay in Ponyville to guard Princess Twilight Sparkle. But the stallion was clearly not sober enough to protect such a princess this late. He tried to sober up Von eating and drinking water, but to hardly no avail. He just released a heavy sigh, and splattered his face with water from the town’s fountain. The pegasus fluttered his wings and placed the silver helm on his head. And to worsen things, he had agreed on a bet that would change his life. He was dared to ask Princess Twilight Sparkle out on a date. Too many things were happening in his mind, and too fast. Flash Sentry decided to shrug off his anxiety and confusion while he headed toward Ponyville’s castle.


After half an Stunde of slow walking, he finally arrived to the doorsteps of the Princess. He immediately saw the other six guards swarming around the schloss looking out for any danger oder threat. The stallion sighed at his new job and walked up the short staircase to reach the entrance. He raised a hoof and gently knocked on the mahogany door. It took a while, but the door finally opened and revealed the beautiful, purple princess on the other side. Twilight Sparkle was wearing a casual velvet kleid which she used as pajamas. Flash Sentry respectfully bowed before his Princess, meanwhile Twilight tilted her head to the left in embarrassment.

“There’s no need for that.” Twilight stated softly. It wasn’t until when the stallion stood up from his kneeling and took off his helm that Twilight realized it was Flash Sentry. She widened her eyes and discretely blushed at the stallion she met from the human world. “I am guessing that Princess Cadence assigned Du as my personal guard?”

“That is correct, your highness.”

“Oh.. How.. Thoughtful of her… Hmm.. What.. What do personal guards do?”

“We serve to follow the royal around at all times and protect them at all costs.”

“...Are Du okay?”

“Huh? What do Du mean?”

“You look like you’re going to throw up!”

“Oh..” Flash sagte as he shook his pale face to bring in some color. “I’m fine.”

“...Do you.. Remember me?”

Flash Sentry interlocked his eyes with Twilight’s. “Of course I do!”

Twilight expanded a smile of hope.

“You’re the mare I always bump into!”

But just as quick, her smiled disappeared. “Yeah.. haha..”

“What? Did I say something?”

“Hm? No, no, no.. I confused Du with somepony else.”

“I see.” Flash stated as he raised his muzzle to the dark sky. “Well, it’s getting late. I’m sure Du are ready to hit the hay. I’ll be waiting outside your room-”

“Actually,” Twilight interrupted, “I like Lesen at night. I was planning on visiting the park to finish Lesen my current Favorit book!”

“Ugh.. Oh, I mean of course! Excellent.. Then I’ll need to stay up all night with Du at that matter.” Flash sagte while expanding a fake smile.

Twilight nodded, grabbing her book from her saddle and trotting out her castle. Flash groaned in annoyance at his job, and silently followed the Princess behind her.

“You can go, if Du want.”

“..huh?”

“It’s not like Du Liebe to stay up all night protecting somepony Du know who won’t be in danger. I can protect myself.”

“I’ve been gegeben strict orders, Princess Twilight Sparkle.”

“Very well. I appreciate Du following them.” The unicorn sagte as she continued her way to her secluded destination.

Now’s your chance! Flash Sentry thought. Just ask her out and get it over with! Du can’t bail out in this one, you’ll be humiliated for the rest of your life Von your stupid friends! Gah, why am I Friends with them anyway?! Flash’s thought was interrupted when he crashed against the kofferraum, stamm of a tree. Twilight giggled in a cute way of his act while he blushed.

“Are Du alright?” Twilight giggled as she unfolded a purple towel with her magic and placed it on the ground, then laid on oben, nach oben it.

“Y-Yeah..” he responded, blinking at the flying birds circling his head.

Twilight Sparkle smiled at the pegasus, then opened her book to Chapter 43 with her magic. She didn’t say a word after the incident, her eyes remained glued to the pages as she fluttered her wings because of the fresh breeze. Flash awkwardly stood just a meter away from her, sighing of boredom and hating his job. He waited patiently for 30 Minuten for Twilight to finish her novel, but still to no avail. The stallion even began to count stars after a while to pass the time. He wanted to sleep off the drinks he had with his friends. He wanted to lay down on a soft mattress and fall into a dreamless sleep. He did not want to be in Ponyville, he wanted to return back to his Home in Canterlot and go on from there. But here he was, guarding a Princess 24/7 that he was suppose to ask out on a datum as soon as possible. The guard twitched his ears to the unexpected delightful sound of snoring behind him. When he turned, he found the Princess of Friendship had fallen asleep with the book open and the pages serving her as a mask. If that wasn’t so bad, small drops of rain began to fall and drip down Flash’s armor.

Great! Just great! This is just what I needed. Flash thought while rolling his eyes. He walked toward the alicorn, and observed her closely. He noticed how radiant her mane was under the moonlight. The pegasus quietly picked her up and placed her on his back, feeling her smooth mantel laid against his. Twilight snored softly while “hugging” the stallion from behind. Flash Sentry flared his wings and skillfully soared in the air back to Ponyville’s castle.


To be continued..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:23 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After crashing the three engines into the repairs, Jeff was sent to Pete's office.

Pete: Alright, let's go over what Du did wrong.
Jeff: Spare me the details, I already know.
Pete: Why did Du do it?
Jeff: I didn't mean to crash those engines.
Pete: I know Du didn't, but Du need to be Mehr careful. Three diesels that have just been prepared for an express train get destroyed, and are in need of Mehr repairs, thanks to you. These type of shenanigans cost money. I can't have anymore foul ups going on while...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest star, sterne Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 77: The End
Date: August 14, 1958
Location:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 papillon after the five years of solitary confinement
Papillon after the five years of solitary confinement
papillon was brought back to Devil's Island prison, and was placed in solitary confinement for five years. His mane was losing it's color, and one of his hooves were chipped.

Warden: Your five years of solitary confinement are over. You've paid part of your debt to France.
Papillon: *Sees two guards carrying Andre*
Warden: He's dead in case you're wondering.

That evening, as the sun was setting, papillon watched the guards drop Andre's body into the sea. Sharks ate him.

Next morning, papillon was moved to another part of the prison. He was now on oben, nach oben of a high cliff.

Guard: I'd find a place...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1958
Location: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Time: 9:51 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Ryan was being assigned to repair track at a station where both trains of the Southern Pacific, and the Santa Ne went. He often saw Stephanie there, but today she wanted to talk to Ryan.

Ryan: *Hammering in spike* There we go. Good as new.
Stephanie: *Walks over to Ryan*
Ryan: *Sees Stephanie* Oh, hey. It's been a while since I've seen you.
Stephanie: *Looks sad* Yeah.
Ryan: Is there something wrong?
Stephanie: Everypony has been so kind to me ever since I started working on this railway, but every...
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This isn't a very long chapter, but it's all got for it..


Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe Du can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what Du ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of Du in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.

TO BE CONTAINUED
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 74: Ryan To The Rescue
Date: August 4, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:19 AM
Railroad: Southern...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic regenbogen as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. oder to be Mehr specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ralphie: *Walking with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Flick: Du wanna know what I got my old stallion for christmas?
Schwartz: What?
Flick: A blume that squirts water. If a mare goes to sniff it, they get squirted on.
Schwartz: Oh, cool. I got my father-
Scut: *Hanging upside down from monkey bars* RAAHH!!
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Gets scared*

Gee, ordinarily when somepony wants your attention they would just say hi. It wasn't that way with Scut, and Grover.

Grover: *Points at Ralphie* Get over here!
Ralphie: Who, me?
Grover: Yeah you, get over here!
Ralphie: I can't Grover. I need to see...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile
Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile
Ralphie: *Sitting at table*
Dad: *Walking into the house*
Dogs: *Following Dad*
Dad: No, get out of here!
Dogs: *Run away*
Dad: *Mumbling about his car, and goes into the kitchen* That hot damn Foals froze up again.

Some ponies are baptists. Others Catholic. My father was a Foalsmobile Stallion.

Dad: *Filling big pitcher with hot water* That son of a hündin would freeze up during summer, on the middle of the Equator!
Mother: Little pitcher.
Dad: Thanks honey. *Hears noise* Shh. *Turns off water*

Our furnace started to break down again. Von the entrance to the furnace room, black smoke was seen coming...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 2, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:02 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Nicole's first job for the Tag was to drive a freight train northbound to Laramie, but she had twenty Minuten until it was time for her to start her journey.

Nicole: *Walks into desert field*
Mexican Ponies: *Playing guitar, and maraca*
Ike: Good morning my special somepony. We have set up some targets for you.
Mirage: And we'd like to reward Du with this. *Gives Nicole a Tommygun* Specially modified to hold 100 bullets in the round drum.
Nicole: *Shooting targets*
Ike: That's the way Nicole. If Du shoot S.C....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming, the train station
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Wilson: *Driving a passenger, and stops at the station*
Ponies: *Getting out of train*
Nicole: *Walks out of train, and goes to Pete's office*
Pete: *Opens his door* Welcome back Nicole.
Nicole: Thank you.
Pete: Now as you're probably aware, this section of the Union Pacific is crawling with gangsters. They try to derail the trains in order to get either money from passengers, oder things they really want from freight trains. You've got to be careful, and remember, there's a shotgun under...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
ahorn looked out at the tabelle and saw an amazing breakfast. "Buttered...was this you?" ahorn asked, and she looked where Buttered always was when the family woke up. But he wasn't there. ahorn looked where Gummy was, right Von her, but she wasn't there either. "Buttered? Gummy?" ahorn asked. She looked around and then the küche caught on fire. ahorn gasped and stumbled back. A sword appeared in her hoof. She stood up to start fighting whoever had caused this. She gulped. She didn't know if she was ready for...this. A firey figure popped out and then everything went black. oder at least, for Maple.
added by bluefire700
Source: I drew this and made up Spectra Dash.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I sagte last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick arsch with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes

Starring...
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posted by SpiritTheCat
Name: Candy-Heart

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Race: Earth-Pony

Born: Manehatten

Lives: Manehatten, briefly lived in Ponyville

Works: At A Bakery Called "Clumsily Candied"

Cutie-Mark: A dripping, candied herz on a stick with a bite taken out of it. (Representing the 'heart' she puts into her cooking)

Talent: Baking süßwaren, konditorei goods, specializing in toffees

Personality:
Candy-Heart is very sweet and generous; often baking for others and not for bits. Because of this, she often runs into money problems due to her poor financing. Even so, her money problems do not last long since ponies tend to pay her good...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:14 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut was driving a passenger train into Portland. Von the time he got there, the stationmaster had a message for him.

Stationmaster: One of Nikki's coaches came off the rails. We need Du to get a breakdown train, and help her out.
Donut: I just got here! *Sighs* Where is her train?
Stationmaster: Reno Neighvada.
Donut: That's too far away!!

But Donut had no choice. He had to help out with Nikki's train. The derailed coach was in the middle of the train.

Donut: *Stops breakdown train Weiter to Nikki's train*
Worker...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic regenbogen as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Princess Celestia was having cereal with Bryan, Timothy, Skeletor, Harry, Jenny, and Alexis

Celestia: So this, is that new cereal everypony is talking about. *Looking at cereal, which looks like spinach*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I could do a better job then this.
Mail Pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic regenbogen as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.

Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain...
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(This is the Sekunde time, the series will have a breakout character.. this time the character will be MASTER SWORD).

Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?
Derpy: What's the big deal?
Saten: He's nuts. Don't Du remember when I first met him.

CUTAWAY:
Saten: (a Jahr oder two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner of this business?
Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought Du were the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a classic car Zeigen in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting Von his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting Von his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, oder Du will be killed Von a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have Du been? Du almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan:...
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