My Little Pony: Zombies Part 11 - My Little pony - Freundschaft ist Magie - Fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 12 is beginning

regenbogen Dash: & Twilight: *Back outside with Applejack, and Pinkie Pie*

Fog started to rise.

regenbogen Dash: *Coughing* Where are all the zombies?
Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Twilight: I think that Antwort our question.
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! Not the puppies!!!
Hell Hound: *Running towards the ponies*
regenbogen Dash: *Shoots it four times with her HK21*
Elvis Presley: *Singing in the background* Du ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound, just cryin' all the time.
Ponies: Not now!!
Elvis Presley: *Leaves*

They got distracted with Elvis, and the Weiter Hell Hound to come took down Twilight

Twilight: I have farren into darkness!
Applejack: *Kills the Hell Hound with her Galil, and revives Twilight*
Twilight: Even monkeys farr from trees.
regenbogen Dash: *Kills the Weiter Hell Hound* Fuck Du Fido!
Pinkie Pie: *Kills the Weiter one with her Spas 12*
Applejack: Quick question. Why aren't we running?
Others: *Confused, they head back inside*
Hell Hound: *Following them, it's too far away to attack*
Twilight: Great thinking Apprejack. Maybe Du are good for something after arr.
Applejack: Hardy har. *Switches to her AK47, and shoots the Hell Hound*
regenbogen Dash: *Leading the group into the theater. As they go to the teleporter, they see the Mystery Box* Twilight, we'll cover you.
Twilight: Arigato comrades. *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box*

An RPK appeared

Twilight: *Takes the RPK, replacing the Olympia* I wirr feuer honor at them mightiry.
regenbogen Dash & Pinkie Pie: *Shooting two Hell Hounds at the same time*
Twilight: *Shoots the last Hell Hound* Back to nothing with you.

When the Max Ammo appeared, everyone reloaded all of their weapons

Applejack: *Gets the Max Ammo*
Sweetie Belle: Max Ammo.
Applejack: It is happy hour!

Round 12 is over.

Score

regenbogen Dash: 2420
Applejack: 710
Pinkie Pie: 5100
Twilight Sparkle: 1630

Kill count

regenbogen Dash: 121 (1 revive) (24 head shots)
Applejack: 74 (4 revives) (13 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 130 (2 revives) (101 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 92 (8 head shots) (Downed 6 times)

Round 13 will start in the Weiter part

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Saten Twit Season 2 episode 3.. Part 2

posted by Canada24

Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe Du pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're Du heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are Du going!?

Master Sword: Didn't Du hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the sagte bank.

TO BE CONTINUED

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Cupcakes spoof 2... PART 9

posted by Canada24

COURTROOM:

Judge: Alright do to 29 secret Stimmen from Shining Armor. Thank Du Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).

Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).

Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.

LATER:

Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).

Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?

Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..

Ditto: ... Your joking right?

Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!

Ditto: (pulls the switch).

However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.

Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?

THE END

Return Of The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Near Ponyville, Duublar was flying there in his airplane.

Duublar: We are going to finish off everypony in Equestria. First, we'll demolish Ponyville, then Bewegen our way up to Canterlot. After that, we take over all of Equestria.
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.

Me, and regenbogen Dash got in Ponyville with my Corvette. Nikki followed us in the 300 she used to chase me earlier.

Rainbow Dash: *Looks up into the sky* There's a big cargo plane.
Sean: Any logos on it?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Sean: Let's check it out. *Drives to the airport*
Nikki: *Follows Sean*

At the airport, the plane was about to land.

Sean: Stay...

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On The Block Episode 17 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The Monat award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If Du were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...

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Cupcakes spoof 2... PART 5

posted by Canada24

MEANWHILE:

Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.

AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let Du in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.

Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are Du saying Du KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch

AppleBloom: ... Maybe

SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)

That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making Zufällig words to make this Artikel long enough....

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Don't Eat Cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

regenbogen Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was Mehr like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To regenbogen Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

alloyrabbit is pretty cool too

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 82 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved)... PART 2

posted by Canada24

The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are Du sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED rum all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To Du maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? Du guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what Du say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. Du going...

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Sweet apfel, apfel, apple Massicure spoof: PART 11

posted by Canada24

I thought I would have Mehr ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.

So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..

So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till Weiter time my dear Fans :)

I'm suppose to write Mehr words so here's Zufällig Metallica lyrics

"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, Lost his way.

Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."

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papillon Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I asked Dragonaura15 on Deviant Art if she wanted her character on here, and she sagte yes. She appears in a short scene as Papillon's wife.

Now where was we? Oh yes, papillon was in solitary confinement. Six months passed since he was put on half rations. Louis, and Andrew were talking about him in the prison.

Andrew: Du shouldn't have sent them.
Louis: Why not?
Andrew: Now he's on half rations.
Louis: What is he doing on half rations?
Andrew: He was asked about who sent the coconuts, but he didn't answer. So they put him on half rations.
Louis: That's not my fault. The warden is an idiot, it's...

Licking The Screen

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On The Block Episode 7 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here...

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"Simple Ways" Review

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING, THERE WILL BE SWEARING!

This episode is just...meh at best, and atrocious at worst.

It starts with Rarity planning a festival, and Rarity wants to impress a pony named Trenderhoof.

Rarity attempts to impress Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof prefers Applejack. This immediately makes Trenderhoof an a**hole in my opinion. He's only attracted to applejack because of stupid stereotypes! Stupid, country, stereotypes!

Then Trenderhoof starts to stalk Applejack, while Rarity is obviously crushing on him. Then, Trenderhoof who I will now call A**hoof, because A**hoof keeps on teasing Rarity but then...

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On The Block Episode 3 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

And introducing new characters

Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic regenbogen as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading telegram*
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: What have Du got there?
Sargent O' Rourke: It's a telegram....

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and Pinkie Pie went to C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

P: Well, it's great that Du found her. Have Du stopped Ice Cube, and the alicorns?
Con: No. Several alicorns were killed, but Ice Cube escaped. Thankfully, they did no harm to Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: And now that I'm back, I'd like my old job.
P: Fair enough. I'll get the paperwork filled out, and maybe I might transfer to another agency.
Con: It was great working with Du Parcival.
P: Thanks. The pleasure was all mine. *Walks away*
Pinkie Pie: It's great to be in command again.
Con: What would Du like me to do?
Pinkie Pie: Well...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mike

As mentioned in the Zurück part of this story, the Union Pacific is Equestrian's longest railroad. It even has part of the responsibility of getting a train all the way from San Franciscolt to Manehattan. The other part of this responsibility is owned Von CSX, taking over for the Union Pacific in Chicagoat.

Applejack: Once the train gets to Manehattan, all of the lettuce, tomatoes, and other vegetables that they use for making salads goes to many places in the east coast. Not just in Manehattan, but also in small towns like Ponyville.
Rainbow Dash: If it weren't for the salat Bowl Express,...