Eggman was in Mobius when he heard about one of his barracks being destroyed Von Sean and regenbogen Dash.
Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the pony Alliance.
Nazi: What do Du want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. Du are our leader.
Eggman: I want Du to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, oder just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do Du want us to do?
Eggman: Make Mehr tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they will surrender to us in half a minute.
Nazi: We will do that now. *Salutes* Heil Eggman.
Meanwhile, Twilight was with Wind in her castle.
Twilight: Nigga this is my place, and Du ain't leavin!
Wind: Why are Du keeping me here?
Twilight: Because Du have nowhere to go man. Plus, how else is there going to be any Why Wind Shouldn't Visit Ponyville episodes?
Wind: What the fuck are Du talking about?
Spike: *Arrives* Twilight, what's with the talking human?
Wind: *Looks at Spike* And what's with this ripoff of Yoshi?
Twilight: That's Spike, and he's a baby dragon.
Wind: Is he your slave?
Spike: A what?
Twilight: Man, what the fuck?!!?
Wind: I'll take that as a yes. So, if I'm staying with you, where am I going to sleep? Better yet, give me your bed, because Du don't deserve it.
Twilight then kicked Wind out of the castle.
Wind: Thanks for your hospitality!! Asshole! *Remembers his teleporter* Oh crap!! She has my teleporter.
Sean: *Stops behind Wind in his car*
regenbogen Dash: *Stops Weiter to Sean*
Wind: Oh great, it's these two again.
Sean: Here we go again. *Gets out* Hello.
Wind: Well, I'm glad to see Du two aren't trying to run me over.
Sean: And we're glad Du decided to not kill yourself Von standing in the middle of a road.
Wind: This place sucks. How do I get the fuck out of here?
regenbogen Dash: What's so bad about this place?
Wind: Are Du kidding me?
Sean: Things are just going off to a bad start for you, trust me. Why don't we go inside the castle?
Wind: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
regenbogen Dash: Why not?
Wind: Twilight's an asshole.
Sean: Well she did try to rob Pinkie Pie.
regenbogen Dash: But that was four months ago. She hasn't done anything bad since that.
Wind: She kicked me out of here because I want to sleep in her bed.
regenbogen Dash: So, where are Du going to live?
Wind: I have no idea.
Sean: My mansion is not a good idea. There's still a few parts I have to finish.
regenbogen Dash: How close is it to being complete?
Sean: I just need to install a sink in the kitchen, build a couple of rooms on the Sekunde floor, and add Mehr tiles to the roof. Then, after I paint the entire thing, it'll be ready.
regenbogen Dash: Why don't Du come live with me?
Wind: Do I have any other choice?
regenbogen Dash: Would Du rather roam the streets being homeless?
Wind: Since Du put it that way, I accept your offer, but don't boss me around like Twilight. Du let me do whatever I want, and we'll get along just fine.
regenbogen Dash: I have no problem with that. Let's go.
Wind: You're way too fucking optimistic. Du know that? *Gets in regenbogen Dash's car*
And so, Sean and regenbogen Dash took Wind to the cloudhouse.
2 B Continued
Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the pony Alliance.
Nazi: What do Du want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. Du are our leader.
Eggman: I want Du to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, oder just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do Du want us to do?
Eggman: Make Mehr tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they will surrender to us in half a minute.
Nazi: We will do that now. *Salutes* Heil Eggman.
Meanwhile, Twilight was with Wind in her castle.
Twilight: Nigga this is my place, and Du ain't leavin!
Wind: Why are Du keeping me here?
Twilight: Because Du have nowhere to go man. Plus, how else is there going to be any Why Wind Shouldn't Visit Ponyville episodes?
Wind: What the fuck are Du talking about?
Spike: *Arrives* Twilight, what's with the talking human?
Wind: *Looks at Spike* And what's with this ripoff of Yoshi?
Twilight: That's Spike, and he's a baby dragon.
Wind: Is he your slave?
Spike: A what?
Twilight: Man, what the fuck?!!?
Wind: I'll take that as a yes. So, if I'm staying with you, where am I going to sleep? Better yet, give me your bed, because Du don't deserve it.
Twilight then kicked Wind out of the castle.
Wind: Thanks for your hospitality!! Asshole! *Remembers his teleporter* Oh crap!! She has my teleporter.
Sean: *Stops behind Wind in his car*
regenbogen Dash: *Stops Weiter to Sean*
Wind: Oh great, it's these two again.
Sean: Here we go again. *Gets out* Hello.
Wind: Well, I'm glad to see Du two aren't trying to run me over.
Sean: And we're glad Du decided to not kill yourself Von standing in the middle of a road.
Wind: This place sucks. How do I get the fuck out of here?
regenbogen Dash: What's so bad about this place?
Wind: Are Du kidding me?
Sean: Things are just going off to a bad start for you, trust me. Why don't we go inside the castle?
Wind: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
regenbogen Dash: Why not?
Wind: Twilight's an asshole.
Sean: Well she did try to rob Pinkie Pie.
regenbogen Dash: But that was four months ago. She hasn't done anything bad since that.
Wind: She kicked me out of here because I want to sleep in her bed.
regenbogen Dash: So, where are Du going to live?
Wind: I have no idea.
Sean: My mansion is not a good idea. There's still a few parts I have to finish.
regenbogen Dash: How close is it to being complete?
Sean: I just need to install a sink in the kitchen, build a couple of rooms on the Sekunde floor, and add Mehr tiles to the roof. Then, after I paint the entire thing, it'll be ready.
regenbogen Dash: Why don't Du come live with me?
Wind: Do I have any other choice?
regenbogen Dash: Would Du rather roam the streets being homeless?
Wind: Since Du put it that way, I accept your offer, but don't boss me around like Twilight. Du let me do whatever I want, and we'll get along just fine.
regenbogen Dash: I have no problem with that. Let's go.
Wind: You're way too fucking optimistic. Du know that? *Gets in regenbogen Dash's car*
And so, Sean and regenbogen Dash took Wind to the cloudhouse.
2 B Continued
so as we all know, because FiM ended its run last October, Hasbro decided to pull the plug on Equestria Girls too.... without even bothering to giving it a proper close. 'cause Holidays Unwrapped sure as hell ain't no finale (not even close).
but the Frage is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what Du want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta Nicht beantwortet Fragen and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, pony Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
but the Frage is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what Du want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta Nicht beantwortet Fragen and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, pony Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
Fluttershy (throws down gun and back to normal cute self): There.. They're dead.. We saved Christmas.. We get a wish.. Anything Du guys wanna wishful?
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving Du people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
END OF EPISODE 2:
I like assuming Sword is a Fan favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..
But who knows. He probably isn't..
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving Du people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
END OF EPISODE 2:
I like assuming Sword is a Fan favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..
But who knows. He probably isn't..
