Ponies On The Rails Episode 95 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 7, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming: The Train Yard
Time: 10:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Everypony except the Railroad Police left the train yard.

Assassin: *Fires two bullets*
Railway Police: *Taking cover behind a boxcar*

Meanwhile, inside the train station, everyone was hiding from the gangster.

Pete: *On the phone, talking to a supervisor* We have a gangster near our train yard firing bullets at our workers... Yeah, the RP's are dealing with him now.... Railway Police! You've been on this railroad longer then I have, and Du don't know what RP stands for?... Alright, I'm sorry.. Delay all trains heading to Cheyenne, the area is not safe.... Thanks, bye bye. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: How much longer do we have to hang out here?
Pete: Until we get word that the assassin is no longer a threat.
Snowflake: That could take a long time.
Dan: I did not Mitmachen this railroad just to have some gangster feuer bullets at me.
Pete: No one did.
Orion: Is there anyway I can get fired if I help the assassin kill one of you?
Everyone: *Glaring at Orion*

A train from the Santa Fe railway entered the yards. The two ponies in the engine had no clue about the assassin, until this happened.

Assassin: *Fires three bullets at the locomotive. They hit it's engine, and it breaks down*
Santa Fe pony 1: Let's get out of here! *Runs out of the train*
Santa Fe pony 2: What about our conductor?
Santa Fe pony 1: If he's smart, he'll run with us. *Runs with the Sekunde pony to the station*
Assassin: *Shoots the first Santa Ne Pony*
Santa Fe pony 1: AH!! *Falls down*
Stylo: *Looking through a window on the door* There's Mehr ponies out there.
Hawkeye: Looks like one of them needs our help.
Pete: Du can't go out there. He'll shoot Du too!
Hawkeye: We'll think of something.
Santa Ne pony 2: *Carrying the first Santa Ne Pony, but gets shot, and falls down*
Conductor: Come on, let's get out of here!
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Walk out of the station carrying a white flag*
Stylo: Seems to be working.
Hawkeye: Yeah, we just gotta get those three ponies into the station with us.
Stylo: That gangster will shoot at anyone, just to steal stuff from our freight trains.

They put their flags down so they could help the two ponies that got shot.

Conductor: Du guys gotta help me get these two into the station.
Hawkeye: Alright. I'm going to carry one of them with you, and Stylo can carry one of them Von himself.
Stylo: *Picks up one pony, and flies to the station with his wings*
Hawkeye & Conductor: *Carrying the Sekunde pony*
Santa Ne pony 2: Thank you.
Hawkeye: Don't thank me yet, we still have to get to the station.
Assassin: *Fires a bullet that nearly hits Hawkeye*
Conductor: Faster!

They ran faster to the station while the assassin fired two Mehr bullets at them. They both hit the ground.

Pete: *Opens the door*
Hawkeye: *Runs in with the conductor*
Stylo: *Flies in*

They gently put down the shot ponies.

Pete: Percy, call the hospital.
Percy: Okay. *Runs into Pete's office to use the phone*
Pete: Once he's done, I'll call the Railroad Police, and see what's taking them so long to get that guy. They should have him Von now.
Mirage: Perhaps they need Mehr backup.
Pete: Perhaps. I'll make a call to Laramie, and see if anypony there can send us Mehr RP's.

2 B Continued

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Con Mane: The New Saga part 4/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A special request was made for me to make another Con Mane story. And here it is.

It begins in San Franciscolt, with U.S military vehicles going down the road.

Con: *watching*
Mirage: This doesn't seem too good.
Con: I hear you. One of those ponies look a little like me, so I'll go in with the disguise.
Mirage: So be it.
Con: *puts on disguise*
Mirage: Nice. Now Du have to get to the airbase.
Con: Ok. I'll see Du there. *teleports to airbase*
US soldier: Hello General Solin.
Con: At ease corporal. I need to take a look at one of your rakete launching things.
US soldier: Sure thing. It's...

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Under Pressure Part Six

posted by karinabrony

"Oh, hey! I've been wanting to Zeigen Du something!" Black Rose said. She got out the small box in her backpack and showed her the pet. "Oh! Where did Du get this cute little critter at?" Silver Tune sagte as she got hold of him. "When I was in the bathroom, I got out of the door and he was right there." Black Rose said. "He sure is cute!" Silver Tune said. "Yeah, he is." Rose told her. "Here Du go!" Silver Tune sagte as she handed her the mice. Suddenly, it landed on the sitz and went on the floor. "Oh no!" Black Rose said. The maus was running on the floor and it went straight to star, sterne Shimmer....

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 9 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Meanwhile, on the train

Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do Du know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps Du should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 9 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While the train left Cheyenne for Denver, Bartholomew was checking the tickets of every passenger.

Bartholomew: Tickets please.
passenger: *gives ticket*
Bartholomew: *takes ticket* Thanks
passenger: You're not going to cut it?
Bartholomew: What?
passenger: You're supposed to use this hole puncher *points to tool* and schlagen, punsch a hole in it.
Bartholomew: Oh *puts hole in ticket*
passenger: Thanks, dumbass.
Bartholomew: What did Du just call me?
passenger: Du heard me Du british peice of hell.
Bartholomew: *pulls passenger out of seat*
passenger: Ow! What the fuck do Du think you're doing?!
Bartholomew:...

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Chapter 22

posted by Canada24

A Tag oder two later.

The gang took a train down to Canterlot, Pinkie and Fluttershy were with them again,

Ditto was brought from still inside the orb.

Before getting on the train, Twilight had Spike send a letter about the events of the forest, and why the dark alicorn will be brought to her, so Celestia was waiting for them to arrive.

After what felt like a fairly long ride they finally arrived.

And they all climbed out of the train.

Eventually they met Celestia inside her castle.

"Thank goodness your all, alright" Celestia sagte to them.

"Yes.. We're fine Celestia" Twilight grinned.

"Soo.. What should...

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My Little SAW: Chapter 2 - Don't Get Involved

posted by NeonInfernoLord

The whole scene around Ponyville was pretty somber, hell even the weather was around to match the emotions of everyone who was around at the funeral right now. The sky was a very foggy grey blue, no birds seemed to be out at this time, and the wind, although soft, gave off a violent chill to everyone.

At the funeral, everyone was gathered around the tombstone of Sweetie Belle, a picture of a Musik note with Angel – Jäger der Finsternis wings on both sides of it was etched onto the stone slab. Right now everyone stared down at it setting Rosen and their own teardrops onto it. Scootaloo and apfel, apple Bloom, with stitches...

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Chapter 20

posted by Canada24

"W.. Who are you!?" AppleBloom asked frightenedly.

"I'm Ditto" the big black alicorn before them replied with a evil grin.

"Wait.. Your the one that abducted my mother figure! With those changeling freaks!" Spike cried, getting abit angry at the alicorn.

"Ohh yes.. The 'show called' princess. I'll tell you, she may be pretty, but past that, she didn't seem worth too much at all" Ditto laughed.

"HOW DARE YOU!" Spike screamed angrily, and the CMC's had to hold him back.

Ditto just cruelly laughed.

"What do want with us!?" Sweetie Belle angrily cried at him.

"Ya.. We're just kids" Scootaloo insisted....

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The Cardinal Virtues

posted by mariofan14

(This story is going to be long as fuck. Forgive me for making it too long. Plus, this will be a story within a story. Enjoy.)

It was a busy Tag in the city of Canterlot, and all the ponies in the royal city were at their best in anything, even being fancy. They were pretty busy folk that they might not have any free time until the night arrives. However, at the castle, things were a little Mehr easygoing. Queen Luna was taking a little nap, Princess Celestia had some guests to tour the castle, and Princess Twilight Sparkle was just about to tell a story to a group of colts and fillies.

"Gather...

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Chapter 18

posted by Canada24

SEVERAL HOURS LATER!

It was getting really late, and AppleBloom and Sweetie Belle still weren't back yet.

As Du could imagine their sisters were getting super paranoid about it.

"Ohhh.. What if something happened to them!" AppleJack cried worriedly.

"We don't know that. They probably just got themselves lost.. It's a dark forest, anyone would" Twilight insisted.

"Still.. Can we try to find them, before anything DOSE!?" AppleJack sagte worriedly.

"Fine.. But as a group.. Can't risk anyone else getting lost" Twilight said.

Everyone agreed, and so they were off.

Unaware that "the visiter" was still in...

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The Seven Up's part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Buddy

Seanthehedgehog presents

A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
stallion: *walks downstairs*
Buddy: (This guy must be the burglar I have to stop. He stahl, stola a vase, and he's carrying it right in front of me)
delivery mare: *enters store* Good afternoon, where do Du want this...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 6 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Douchebag was hurt, but his injury wasn't serious.

Pete: How is it not serious? Du ran into a train!
Douchebag: I know! Don't rub it in for crying out loud!
Pete: So Du crashed a truck into a train on your first day. wow, you're fired.
Douchebag: Whatever.
Pete: And you're fired too
Percy: Me?!
Pete: Yes you!
Percy: What did I do?! That idiot stahl, stola the keys from me, and just took off after I told him not too!
Douchebag: Desperate, so desperate.
Percy: I am not! That's what happened!!
Pete: Just get outta here.
Percy: *flies away* I can't believe this is happening

Percy went to the station when he...

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 4/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another pony is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the star, sterne wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: Hey look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped,...

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 3/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

To celebrate the 10th Con Mane story, I've gone for my Favorit James Bond movie, For Your Eye's Only.

Con was at a cemetary in Canterlot when the story began.

Con: *puts Blumen on Rareesa's grave*
Reverend: Excuse me, Mr. Mane?
Con: Yes?
Reverend: The C.I.E just called, and sagte they would send Du a helicopter.
Con: Perfect.
Discord: *yawns*
Equestrian pony: *lands chopper*
Con: *gets in helicopter*
E.P: *flies chopper*
Cat: Meow.
Discord: Wait a minute. They're almost there.
E.P: *passes bridge*
Discord: *pushes button*
E.P: *electrocuted*
Con: What's happening?
Discord: I live again!
Con:...

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Young Love(Summery)

posted by allisonashe

Summery: One special Tag in Ponyville. A unicorn gave birth to an alicorn. Short after giving birth to the alicorn an regenbogen was over them, only a fews Minuten later another alicorn was born. Both from different families. After then both families vowed to never let there child meet one another.

~A
Hey guys there was the summery of my news book Young Liebe and here what the alicorns look like just so Du know!!They will be at the end and heres some things about the book!

1. only goes to 30 chapters pre book

2. May not Upload a lot

3. a lot of spelling errors

4.PICS RULE

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The last solstice - Chapter 23: Deadline

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 23: Deadline

“Exactly who do Du think Du are?!” the Princess of the Night snapped at Mirage without any preliminary, as soon as she closed the large door of her office.

“Princess, I…” the stallion began.

“Silence!” Luna exclaimed, angrily raising her hoof. “Do Du think you’re above me?! When I let Du in to the menacing secret, I wasn’t expecting this! I was expecting achievements! It has been three weeks since your last Berichten and when I finally have the time and strength to trot up there, what do I see?!”

Mirage looked around in the room quickly,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 22: Breakthrough - Part 3.

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 22: Breakthrough – Part 3

“I tell you, something’s not right here, man.” the armored pegasus stated, turning to his partner.

“Tell me about it…! They’re at it again.” the other stallion nodded.

Even though they could not understand the words, the sounds of quarrelling clearly sifted through the large wooden door and every Royal Guard who gepostet in front of Luna's office knew something was wrong between the alicorns.

“I don’t care what Du say, Cadence! This is taking far too long!” The Princess of the Night exclaimed, speaking on the archaic unicorn...

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Interview With Pookafusmcgee's OC, Tropical Breeze

posted by karinabrony

>What is your OC's name?
> Tropical breeze!
>
>How old is she?
>
>13! ( LIKe me!)
>
>What is her hobby?
>
>Making smoothies and Singen songs from Musicals
>
>Does she have any relatives?
>
> She's related to flash sentry (her uncle)
>
>What is her personality?
>
>She's random, but not as Zufällig as pinkie pie. She's very serious at times
>
>Does she know how to make Friends easily?
>
>YESH! She loves making Friends
>
>Has she met any pony from the mane 6?
>She as meet twilight sparkle (soon to be be aunt) and has seen...

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Friendship is Magic VS G3 My Little pony Part 2

posted by ppgFireball

At Celestia's castle...
Twilight: Princess Celestia?
Celestia: yes my star, sterne student?
Twiloght: we have a problem. the Generation 3 ponies have come and we can't seem to get them to leave.
Celestia: did Du try asking them nicely?
Twilight: I was until regenbogen Dash tried to force them out.
Celestia: asking politely always solves your problems. :)
Twilight: thank you, Princess.
-back to the G3 ponies-
Twilight: excuse me G3 ponies, but could please leave?
G3 ponies: no.
Twilight: fine, have it your way. -runs back to Celestia's castle-
back in Celestia's castle...
Twilight: -pant- I tried. but they still...

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Friendship is Magic VS. G3 My Little pony Part 1

posted by ppgFireball

Before I start I just wanna say i apologize for not being able to finish "A Tag without Sugar" because i didn't have an idea. And I also apologize if Du find this offensive. I'm just stating my opinion that I think Friendship is Magic is better than G3 of My Little Pony. So please respect my opinion. Now let's begin! :D

It was a pleasant afternoon in Ponyville...

Twilight Sparkle: girls, guess what?
Girls: what?
Twilight Sparkle: i just figured out a spell on how to open a portal from another generation!
Pinkie Pie: Zeigen US! Zeigen US! -is jumping-
Twilight: okay! -casts spell-
-portal appears-
Girls:...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 7 part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Spike was recaptured, and they continued taking him to Canterlot. Still, could be worse.

General Rosemeyer: Our soldiers have still not stopped Sean The Hedgehog, and his friends.
Robotnik: Fuck. Get in four trucks, three airplanes, and a tank!!
General Rosemeyer: Yes sir. *walks off*

30 Sekunden later

Fluttershy: Oh no! Mehr airplanes!!
Rainbow Dash: *holds gun for Sean*
Sean: No, keep it. I have another one *grabs .44*
Rainbow Dash: If Du say so.
Applejack: Why can't these humans give up?
Sean; They're Nazis, they don't know how to give up. *shoots at airplanes*
Airplanes: *pass*
Rarity: They're not...