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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The pony with Jeff
The pony with Jeff
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

Jeff drove an inspection karte, warenkorb on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.

Jeff: So, how long have Du been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What Jahr did Du start working for your railroad?
Jeff: 1945. I remember it just like it was yesterday. The Nazis surrendered, and my brother got back from the war. Shortly after he returned home, I told him about my job.
Donovan: *Giving Jeff several spikes* What did he think about it?
Jeff: He was proud of me. So were my parents, but they weren't as happy about it as my brother. *Taking out bad nails* He said, "Jeffery, one day, you're giving me a ride from our hometown, all the way into San Franciscolt for free."
Donovan: I bet Du two actually did that.
Jeff: Actually, we didn't. *Chuckles* He had to Bewegen all the way into Pittsburgh, because his wife found a job there. *Hammering the spikes into the track*
Donovan: *Grabs a bottle of water* I brought in several bottles of Poland Spring. Want any?
Jeff: I'll be okay for now. *Hammering in Mehr spikes* If I get too tired, I can go swimming in that river Weiter to the track.
Donovan: I wouldn't recommend that. The current is too strong.
Jeff: Oh. Well, I don't think it's warm enough for swimming anyway.

In Cheyenne, Gordon, and Orion were repairing the line on Archer Hill.

Gordon: *Bends a spike as he hits it with the hammer* FUCK!!
Orion: Are Du sure Du don't want me doing that?
Gordon: I can do it!!
Orion: No Du can't.
Gordon: *Jumps up, and down like a two Jahr old* YES I CAN! YES I CAN!!
Orion: Screaming will get us nowher-
Hawkeye: *Blows the horn on his train as he gets closer to Gordon, and Orion*
Orion: I got it.
Gordon: Got what?
Orion: I know how to get fired!
Gordon: Ugh. When will Du stop trying to get fired on purpose?
Orion: I tried stopping three months ago, it didn't work. We will not repair this line, and that train will crash, causing me to get fired.
Gordon: Why just you?
Orion: I'll take all the blame, and say that Du were busy working on another section of track.
Hawkeye: *Blows the horn on his train, and slows down*
Gordon: He's slowing down. He may not crash.
Hawkeye: *Gets switched onto another track*
Orion: Shit.
Gordon: Better luck Weiter time.

A few Minuten later in Ponyville, Chimney Sweep was talking to Jeff.

Chimney Sweep: I got Mehr track for Du to repair. The Pennsylvania Railroad interchange has worn out rails. Some of the workers are already there, and new rails are waiting to be set down. I would like Du to help out there.
Jeff: Good. I'll go over there now.

The interchange was close to Chimney Sweep's office, so Jeff was able to walk there.

Donovan: *Also working on the interchange*
Jeff: Donovan, good to see Du again.
Donovan: Likewise Jeffery. Use your unicorn magic to set the rails down on the ties.
Jeff: *Using magic to put down two rails, one on each side of the track*
Workers: *Hammering spikes*
Donovan: I'm glad we have Du with us Jeff.
Jeff: *Smiles as he continues using his magic to put down rails*

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Case Cracker, Gordon, and Sam drove their cars to the bar. They sat at a tabelle watching the sports channel.

Case Cracker: Know if there's a game on tonight?
Gordon: Depends. Do Du like basketball?
Case Cracker: Yeah, sure I do.
Gordon: Then the Lakers are going against the Nets.
Case Cracker: Sounds good.
Sam: Alright. We'll watch the game as soon as it turns on.
Gordon: But for now, let's get drunk.
Case Cracker: Yeah.
Bartender: What will it be?
Case Cracker: Get me some whiskey.
Bartender: What about Du two?
Gordon: I'll take beer.
Sam: Scotch.

Meanwhile in Alameda.

Izzy: What happened?
Mexican...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce just entered a town called schloss Rock when his car got a flat tire.

Pierce: *Angry* Oh great. *Passes a sign* The nearest service station is a mile away. That's too far. Especially since I have a flat tire. *Goes onto the side of the road*

Karl left Vancouver just as Bob entered it.

Karl: After nearly getting stopped Von the FBI, I'm just glad this Saratoga I got doesn't have any damage. *Enters Woodland*
Bob: *Driving through Vancouver* Who knew there was another town called Vancouver in Washington? You'd think Du were in Canada.

Pierce finally stopped at a service station in Castle...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:31 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Half an Stunde after work, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were with each other at a restaurant. This song was playing: link

Hawkeye: I ordered a hot dog ten Minuten ago. Where is it?
Pete: That's not important right now. We still need to get those snowplows, and extra fuel for our engines.
Stylo: But how?
Pete: I think I know how. A train of fuel is going into Denver tomorrow from Los Angeles.
Hawkeye: We can take that without anypony noticing.
Stylo: We just steal it? Isn't that a little dangerous?
Pete: Not if...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After leaving the drugstore, Gordon, and Case cracker were thinking about what to do next. They had no Mehr work, and had the rest of the Tag off.

Gordon: So, what do Du want to do, now that we've got the rest of the Tag off?
Case Cracker: Hmm..I heard those Wonderbolts will preform in San Fransicolt. But I don't know. What about Du and your mare friend?
Gordon: I could bring her with us. Would that be ok?
Case Cracker: Okay I guess..
Gordon: You'll have to sit in the back when we get her.
Case Cracker: I figured...Does she live far?
Gordon: Not really. She lives in Russian hill. It should take...
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Okay.. So I'm in Miami hotel.
Nothing else to do today..

Anyway.
Ever seen Haunted History.

You should, it's actually scary.

Anyway.
The one I'm watching one, and it's about the infamish H.H. Homes and how his brutally murdered victims haunted various areas, because they can't rest in peace sense it's unsaved cases, Homes is a evil genish.
Look him up.
He's a fuckin nightmare!

Anyway.
Watching Homes, makes Cupcakes 50% scarier.

Because the idea of homes is, he's a nice and gets Du into seeing his hotel, and acts like a complete normal person.
But they secretly puts sleep gas into your bedroom.
And he...
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Warning. This will be one of most violent chapters. It's based on my Favorit death scene from SAW 2.. Please don't Berichten it though..

SOME TIME THE Weiter DAY:
Unfortantly, AppleJack soon discovered Saten's body. Shocking her, and making her feel guilty about having been kinda mean to him most times.
Voice: Du shouldn't be here!
AJ: (jumps a bit and turns to see Big Mac) B Big Mac.. W What did Du do!?
Big Mac: He annoyed me. All those stories of him, it's unfair, I am WAY Mehr interesting than Saten Twist is, all HE is, is a easily angered douchebag.
AJ: (growls at him)
Big Mac: Don't look at me...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as olive
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: Du think Du speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? Du don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game Zeigen wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure Du that no Mehr rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in Sekunde place with negative seventy...
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posted by BlackPetals
Hello again. This is my Sekunde Artikel here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that Du look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an Artikel of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.


I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...
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Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing Du too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* Du look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her pelz oder whatever Pferde have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: Von the way. Du ever...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Soon, Hawkeye and Gordon got their trains onto Sherman Hill. They were still close to each other.

Gordon: *On the radio* Hey, can anypony hear me?
Orion: I hear you. What's up?
Gordon: I'm racing Hawkeye. There is no way he is going to beat me.
Orion: Wanna bet?
Gordon: Du gotta be kidding. I am winning the race, and I am way out in front. I told Du that there is no way Hawkeye will beat me. (Hawkeye is actually winning, but I can't let Orion know that.)
Orion: Pierce is a good engineer. He will find a way to beat Du in the race.
Gordon: Whatever. Du sagte Du wanted to make a wager?
Orion: Ah,...
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