regenbogen Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

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Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was Mehr like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

regenbogen Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To regenbogen Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
regenbogen Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
regenbogen Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
regenbogen Dash: Why are Du just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
regenbogen Dash: What did Du do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
regenbogen Dash: Scoots, Du okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
regenbogen Dash: Du do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
regenbogen Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!

He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.

At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a pony that had dynamite.

Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether Du like it oder not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, Du got a point there. How about, we have Du further away from the explosions?

Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.

Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether Du like it oder not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Back at the house, regenbogen Dash was not happy with me.

regenbogen Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a cupcake today.
regenbogen Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn Du not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
regenbogen Dash: I think we should Bewegen back to the wolke house. After that, you're grounded.

Oh well. Life isn't fair.

The End