Mary Sue: (seen watching tv, as the crusaders are hiding in the back room).
TV: We now return to the Trevor Phillips Show.
Trevor: (in a theory room) I'm telling Du doc! I grieved him!.. And he wasn't even (bleep)in dead!.. The turd lied to me for all these years.
Doctor: I see.. And how dose that make Du feel.
Trevor: (angrily) What is it with you!? Always with "feelings"..
Doctor: Just trying t-
Trevor: I HAD A HARD LIFE ALRIGHT! MY DADDY, WAS NOT, NICE TO ME!!
Doctor: And how dose that make Du fe-
Trevor: (angrily breaks the doctors neck, killing him) (beep) Du BITCH! WHO THE (beep) Du SPEAKING TOO! WHO!?
Trevor: (angrily throws something) (beep)ED WITH THE WRONG MOTHER(bleep)ER!!
(suddenly there was a knock on MarySue's door)
Trevor: (in background, literary EVERYTHING he says is bleeped out).
MarySue: Who is it?
Twi: It's Twilight! It's an emergency!
MarySue: (sighs) Fine, hold on.. (turns off the tv and opens the door).
Twi: Big Mac.. Spike.. Gun.... SAVE ME!!
MarySue: Wow. Wow.. Calm down.. Tell me what happened?
Twi: Alright. I was looking for Spike when sud- (there is suddenly a loud gunshot and Twi's gets knocked down, the back of her head torn open from a gunshot).
MarySue: Oh my god!.. (looks down at the dead Twilight) Are Du okay!?
Big Mac: (reveals himself, cocking his pumpshot after having fired it) You! MarySue! Where are the crusaders!?
MarySue: I- I don't know what your talking about.
Big Mac: Don't play dumb. I know your hiding them, I saw there footprints!
MarySue: Look I-
Big Mac: (angrily) SPEAK Du LITTLE CUNT!!
MarySue: I swear I-
MarySue: Wait.. Did Du just call me a cunt!?
Big Mac: ... Maybe.
MarySue: Well, that's rather uncalled for.
Big Mac: Fuck you, I can say what I want!
MarySue: But.. But that's such a strong word. And this is based off a kids show,
Big Mac: I murdered 4 people, Du think I give a shit about such things!
MarySue: Well.. I still didn't like it..
Big Mac: Enough wasteing my time! Just give up the crusaders!
MarySue: I can't
Big Mac: And why not!?
MarySue: Because they already got away.
Big Mac: Wha- (sees the crusaders running off) NOO!!
MarySue: haha! Loser!
Big Mac: (angrily) SHUT UP!! (smashes the gun against her face breaking her nose, but not much else).
MarySue: (angrily off view) Du DICK!!
Big Mac: (ignores her and begins chasing the crusaders before they can get away).
TO BE CONTAINUED
TV: We now return to the Trevor Phillips Show.
Trevor: (in a theory room) I'm telling Du doc! I grieved him!.. And he wasn't even (bleep)in dead!.. The turd lied to me for all these years.
Doctor: I see.. And how dose that make Du feel.
Trevor: (angrily) What is it with you!? Always with "feelings"..
Doctor: Just trying t-
Trevor: I HAD A HARD LIFE ALRIGHT! MY DADDY, WAS NOT, NICE TO ME!!
Doctor: And how dose that make Du fe-
Trevor: (angrily breaks the doctors neck, killing him) (beep) Du BITCH! WHO THE (beep) Du SPEAKING TOO! WHO!?
Trevor: (angrily throws something) (beep)ED WITH THE WRONG MOTHER(bleep)ER!!
(suddenly there was a knock on MarySue's door)
Trevor: (in background, literary EVERYTHING he says is bleeped out).
MarySue: Who is it?
Twi: It's Twilight! It's an emergency!
MarySue: (sighs) Fine, hold on.. (turns off the tv and opens the door).
Twi: Big Mac.. Spike.. Gun.... SAVE ME!!
MarySue: Wow. Wow.. Calm down.. Tell me what happened?
Twi: Alright. I was looking for Spike when sud- (there is suddenly a loud gunshot and Twi's gets knocked down, the back of her head torn open from a gunshot).
MarySue: Oh my god!.. (looks down at the dead Twilight) Are Du okay!?
Big Mac: (reveals himself, cocking his pumpshot after having fired it) You! MarySue! Where are the crusaders!?
MarySue: I- I don't know what your talking about.
Big Mac: Don't play dumb. I know your hiding them, I saw there footprints!
MarySue: Look I-
Big Mac: (angrily) SPEAK Du LITTLE CUNT!!
MarySue: I swear I-
MarySue: Wait.. Did Du just call me a cunt!?
Big Mac: ... Maybe.
MarySue: Well, that's rather uncalled for.
Big Mac: Fuck you, I can say what I want!
MarySue: But.. But that's such a strong word. And this is based off a kids show,
Big Mac: I murdered 4 people, Du think I give a shit about such things!
MarySue: Well.. I still didn't like it..
Big Mac: Enough wasteing my time! Just give up the crusaders!
MarySue: I can't
Big Mac: And why not!?
MarySue: Because they already got away.
Big Mac: Wha- (sees the crusaders running off) NOO!!
MarySue: haha! Loser!
Big Mac: (angrily) SHUT UP!! (smashes the gun against her face breaking her nose, but not much else).
MarySue: (angrily off view) Du DICK!!
Big Mac: (ignores her and begins chasing the crusaders before they can get away).
TO BE CONTAINUED
