arsch arsch Inn
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring regenbogen Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic regenbogen as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.
Audience: *Laughing*
One of the hotels in this town is called the arsch arsch Inn. It's got a secret strip club run Von two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.
Ranger: What's our target for the Tag Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police officer that's been giving me trouble ever since I moved into this town.
Flashback
Police Pony: Hi.
Mercury: I don't like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
End flashback
Mercury: I need Du to take him down. You'll get nine grand for the job.
Ranger: Sure thing.
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, Du either have her do that to Du somewhere private, oder don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Du mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Ranger was set up on a rooftop.
Ranger: *Looking through gewehr scope, and hears his phone go off. He Antwort the phone* Yes?
Pony: Hi, we work for Spamdex. How would Du like to be annoyed Von an endless supply of advertisements on the internet?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: How would Du like to have your company go out of business?! *Hangs up*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Walking down street*
Ranger: *Aiming gewehr at cop* Here we go.
Green Unicorn Cop: *Stops to answer a text message*
Ranger: *Shoots a bullet* Wait a sec, I'm shooting blanks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Loads gun with real bullets*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Continues walking*
Pony: Hi, I work for Spamdex. Have we sent a virus to your computer yet?
Green Unicorn Cop: Spam yourself Du weirdo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Shoots Green Unicorn Cop*
Ponies: *Freaking out, and running away*
Spamdex Pony: Remain calm! I work for Spamdex!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: Mission accomplished.
Back at the arsch arsch Inn.
Mercury: Nicely done.
Ranger: Thank Du sir.
Mercury: No problem. Donovan, get off of Joanna!
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't what Du thought it was sir.
Joanna: He was pretending that I was a jetski, and that he was riding through big waves.
Mercury: Du mean he wasn't...
Joanna: Of course not.
Donovan: I haven't done that to a mare since I graduated college.
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B Continued
Up Weiter is a classroom skit
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring regenbogen Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic regenbogen as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.
Audience: *Laughing*
One of the hotels in this town is called the arsch arsch Inn. It's got a secret strip club run Von two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.
Ranger: What's our target for the Tag Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police officer that's been giving me trouble ever since I moved into this town.
Flashback
Police Pony: Hi.
Mercury: I don't like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
End flashback
Mercury: I need Du to take him down. You'll get nine grand for the job.
Ranger: Sure thing.
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, Du either have her do that to Du somewhere private, oder don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Du mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Ranger was set up on a rooftop.
Ranger: *Looking through gewehr scope, and hears his phone go off. He Antwort the phone* Yes?
Pony: Hi, we work for Spamdex. How would Du like to be annoyed Von an endless supply of advertisements on the internet?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: How would Du like to have your company go out of business?! *Hangs up*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Walking down street*
Ranger: *Aiming gewehr at cop* Here we go.
Green Unicorn Cop: *Stops to answer a text message*
Ranger: *Shoots a bullet* Wait a sec, I'm shooting blanks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Loads gun with real bullets*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Continues walking*
Pony: Hi, I work for Spamdex. Have we sent a virus to your computer yet?
Green Unicorn Cop: Spam yourself Du weirdo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Shoots Green Unicorn Cop*
Ponies: *Freaking out, and running away*
Spamdex Pony: Remain calm! I work for Spamdex!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: Mission accomplished.
Back at the arsch arsch Inn.
Mercury: Nicely done.
Ranger: Thank Du sir.
Mercury: No problem. Donovan, get off of Joanna!
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't what Du thought it was sir.
Joanna: He was pretending that I was a jetski, and that he was riding through big waves.
Mercury: Du mean he wasn't...
Joanna: Of course not.
Donovan: I haven't done that to a mare since I graduated college.
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B Continued
Up Weiter is a classroom skit
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