Our cast for this skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game Zeigen wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Double Scoop As Adam Sandler
and Blaze as Tom Cruise

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Once again, I'm going to recommend that our viewers watch something else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That said, let's take a look at the score. Sean the hedgehog is in first place with zero.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: You'll rue the Tag Du crossed me Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Adam Sandler is in Sekunde place with negative six thousand dollars.
Audience: *Cheering*
Adam: Hi. How Du doing out there Alex? *Excited* Time for da Jeopardy! *Speaks like a german* I Liebe it. Your father loves it. Your Aunt Helen watches every episode on Blu Ray.
Alex: Fantastic. And finally, Tom Cruise is in third with an incredible negative twelve thousand dollars.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: The negative twelve thousand dollars is from incorrectly answering a number of first round Fragen Mehr than once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, uh- It's really great to be here Alex. *Points to Adam* Who's this guy? I Liebe this guy. He's got the great sound effects. Also, it's a pleasure to be working with Sean the hedgehog.
Sean: *Salutes to Tom*
Alex: Right. Better luck to all of Du in the Weiter round. It's time for Double Jeopardy. Let's take a look at the board. The categories are.

Potent Potables
The Vowels
Presidents Who Are On The One Dollar Bill
Famous Titles
Human Children
The Number 4
And finally, Foods Beginning With Spaghett.

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Tom Cruise, Du are in third, so the board is yours.
Tom: I uh, hehehehe.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I uh, hehehehe. I uh, hehehehe.
Alex: Mr. Sandler, why don't Du pick?
Adam: *Angry* Once again, something that could've been brought to my ATTENTION YESTERDAY!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, go ahead.
Sean: The Tag is mine!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I'll take famous titties for 400.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Titles. Famous Titles.
Sean: Damn!
Alex: And the answer is, this movie Titel was taken from the famous book, Gone With The Wind.
Sean: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Olivia de Havilland!

Wrong.

Alex: Titles Mr. The Hedgehog, not titties.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Not a Fan of the ladies, are Du Trebek?
Audience: *Laughing*
Adam: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: Mr. Sandler?
Adam: Why are Du yelling at me?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Du rang in.
Tom: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: Mr. Cruise?
Tom: Alright, I got this. It's in my head, I know it. It's right up there, I know it. I got it.

He ran out of time.

Alex: Du don't got it.
Tom: No, Du don't got it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Get it?!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Alex: The answer of course was Gone With The Wind. Gone With The Wind. Okay, Mr. The Hedgehog it's still your board, so I'll pick a category for you. The number 4 for 200. In this category, the correct response to every Frage is 4. When I stop talking, just say the word, four. Okay, let's give it a shot. This is how many legs a pony has.
Tom: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: Mr. Cruise?
Tom: 2.

He was wrong.

Alex: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Ah! *Looks at his front legs* Ah! *Looks at Sean's legs* Ah! *Looks at the ground* Ah!
Audience: *Laughing*
Adam: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: Mr. Sandler?
Adam: Okay, so there was this one time, I was on a boot with some of my friends, and somepony was on the back, and he said, *Talks in german accent* Come to the back of the boat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Time's up. Time is up. The answer was 4, every pony has 4 legs.
Sean: I'll Zeigen Du a leg Trebek!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, Mr. Cruise, Du pick a category.
Tom: Help me Alex. Du help me, I'll help you. Du help me, I'll help you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay.
Tom: Alright, I'll take Famous Titties for 800.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Sean: *Speaks in british accent* Good Zeigen old boy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: FAMOUS TITLES for 800. And it's an audio daily double. This song was this TV show's theme. Listen carefully.

Song: link

Tom: *Listening to music*
Adam: *Listening to music*
Sean: *Listening to music*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Hearing the singers say Batman*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Stops song*
Tom: I, uh...
Alex: Mr. Cruise?
Tom: What is M*A*S*H?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Sean: *Rings buzzer* What is After M*A*S*H?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Sean: The one with Jamie Farr!
Alex: Yes, I know.
Adam: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: Mr. Sandle- wait, where did Du get a guitar?
Audience: *Laughing*
Adam: *Plays guitar* Timothy Dalton, played as Con Mane. So did Pierce Brosnan. *Stops guitar* Along with Roger Moore.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's go to Final Jeopardy. The category is to answer this question. Where are Du right now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It could be Equestria, oder the planet Earth.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: How about the word here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: oder a game show. Just write down where Du are right now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Rings bell* Okay, let's see what Du wrote down. *Goes to Tom's podium* Okay, Mr. Cruise, Du wrote, go. I don't know what that means, but Du wagered for it. Go for it. Du certainly did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hehehee. Hahaha! HA!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Goes to Adam* Okay. Mr. Sandler, let's see what Du wrote. Abby Dooby.
Adam: *Sounding like a child* Abby Dooby, Abbyabbyabbyabbyabby.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I feel like I want to schlagen, punsch you. Moving on. *Goes to Sean* Mr. The Hedgehog, Du wrote. *Looks at screen* Good lord, Du wrote indoors.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Are we recording this? Let's see what Du wagered.

What Sean wrote made Indoors look like

Alex: I herz boobs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Great. That is all we have for Celebrity Jeopardy, I'm going to go home, and put a gun in my mouth. Goodnight.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

2 B continued

Up Weiter is the Story of Corporal Agarn.