On The Block Episode 4 Part 1 - My Little pony - Freundschaft ist Magie - Fanpop

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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hey everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Remember in the Zurück episode how Du sagte we might get killed Von assassins working for Warner Brothers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Yes.
Tom: Well that happened to me.
Master Sword: Okay. How are Du still alive?
Tom: Now wait a minute. Did I say that I died? No! Du have to listen man.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Confused* Weird, but whatever. Today's crossover parody is The Derpy Files.
Tom: Featuring Derpy taking Jim Rockford's role in the T.V show, The Rockford Files. Be prepared for some strange Fragen if Du get caught, oder arrested.
Audience: *Laughing*

Somewhere at Derpy's trailer home, a phone starts to ring, and it goes to voicemail.

Derpy: This is Derpy Hooves. At the tone, leave your name, and message. I'll get back to you.
Unknown Pony: How in the world did Du become a detective? You're too retarded, your eyesight is bad, and the only thing Du give a damn about are muffins!

The Derpy Files

Starring Derpy Hooves as herself
Heartsong as Suzanne Hooves
Saten Twist as Tom Selleck
Mortomis as Officer McManis
Sophie Shimmer as Bail O' Cotton

Derpy was in the middle of chasing Bail O' Cotton. She was responsible for kidnapping a famous pony.

Bail: *Driving on a bridge*
Derpy: *Following Bail*

The green screen behind Derpy's car made it look like she was going forward, then backwards.

Audience: *Laughing*
Bail: *Drifts left*
Derpy: *Goes left*
Bail: She's catching up. I must go faster!

The green screen behind Bail's car made it look like she was going slower.

Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *About to ram the back of Bail's car*
Bail: *Goes right*
Derpy: *Looking at green screen* Why is it making me go sideways?
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: Okay, cut!
TV Ponies: *Turning off equipment, and turning lights on*
Derpy: Something is wrong with the green screen.
Bail: You're crosseyed! How did Du figure that out?
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: I just did.
Tom: Hey! Can someone let me out of this car's trunk? Its smells like rotten fisch in here.
Derpy: Um, sorry. We're still producing here! Du gotta wait another five minutes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: No I don't. I heard Du talking about the green screen not working, and now we're not doing anything. Let me out!
Bail: No.
Tom: And I thought I got bad abuse in Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*

Derpy got to her house when she saw a police car.

Derpy: *Confused* Either my eyesight is getting better, oder I'm just a crazy idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *Opens door to house* Mom?
Suzanne: In here Sweetheart.
Derpy: *Arrives* What are Du doing with the police?
Officer McManis: I'm sorry ma'am, but your mother has been accused of murder. I'm taking her downtown.
Derpy: Oh! I like downtown. Can I come with you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Suzanne: Not that downtown Derpy!
Derpy: Hey wait a minute. I'm a detective! I can prove that my mom has been framed, because she would never murder anypony.
Suzanne: Forget it.
Derpy: *Forgot about what her mom just said* Forget about what?
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Opening credits are on the Weiter part of this episode.

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Henry

Later that evening Richard, and John were on a stakeout. It was raining.

Richard: *Sighs* This is nice, isn't it?
John: Whatever Du say man.
Richard: *Sticks head out window* Have Du ever gone bungee jumping before?
John: No.
Richard: I've seen many ponies do it before. Du should try it.
John: *Trying to look out window* I can't see.
Richard: Oh, sorry *Moves out of way*
Rick: *Drives up to house*
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Dr. Silver: *Waiting* What is taking her so long to bring Con to me?
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Dr. Silver: Perhaps. Now I need to find yet another pony to help deliver this zombie formula to Hawaii.
Gilda: Ahem. Me, and all the griffons are a part of the Nazi Forces. We can help Du send the formula to Hawaii.
Dr. Silver: Good. Get as many planes as Du can, and meet me at the airport.

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Rafe: *grabs swiss cheese* Ditka. Here boy.
Ditka: Woof, woof!! *runs towards Rafe*
Rafe: *throws cheese into bathroom*
Ditka: *Goes into bathroom*
Rafe: *closes door* Now for some zoom.

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Two of these trucks arrived near Con's car

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Con: *parks car*
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Con: P, it's 0007. I have the blueprints. I'll send them to Du as soon as possible.
Popeye: *shoots phone* Time's up.
Con: I didn't even put in a quarter.
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Drake: Du seemed to have Lost me. Where do Du think these are heading?
Con: *disables machine*
Drake: Du were lucky that time Mane. It won't happen again!
Russian pony83: *runs in*
Con: *kills russian*
Drake: Why are Du doing this, when Du can Mitmachen me? The world sucks!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: How about if I operate two of them at once?
Con: *destroys first*
Drake: Stop that! I ORDER YOU!
Con: *destroys other machine*
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station owner: Important? What about the 21st century limited?
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Gordon was at the trainyard.

Gordon: Percy! Which train am I taking?
Percy: Du have to drive that challenger with the boxcars.
Gordon: *Sighs* Even though I hate steam engines, I'm only taking it because it's very powerful.
Percy: Maybe there will be a diesel as powerful as the big boy.
Gordon: Yeah, maybe in fifty, oder sixty years.
Percy: oder maybe sooner than that. Du never know.
Gordon: Right. I have to get going now, otherwise I'll be late. *Goes to engine*
Wilson: *Waiting in engine*
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Toby: *eating soup*
Melissa: All we get to eat is soup. It's not fair. There has to be something else for us to eat around here.
James: *Arrives* oder at least something else for us to buy.
Toby: Dad!
James: Hello Toby. I thought I'd get up a little earlier then usual, and see Du two before Du left for school.
Toby: Thanks dad.
Melissa: Thank you.
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Toby: She's outside.
James: *Walks out of house*
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The evening of July 4, 1892

James: *Having soup*
Martha: Is everything ok?
James: No. Every worker is going on strike, and they forced me to Mitmachen them.
Martha: What are Du talking about?
James: Larry, and Jack. They made me Mitmachen them for the strike. I didn't want to, but I had no choice.
Martha: Well, what are Du going to do?
James: What they tell me to do I guess.
Toby: Everything will be ok Dad. Sooner, oder later the strikers will stop, and everything will be ok again.
James: Thanks Toby.
???: *Knocks on door*
James: Hmm, who could that be? *walks to front door*
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