Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic regenbogen as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Celestia: *Sitting at her schreibtisch in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that Du enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform Du that she has not been found, but I did find a penny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: It was heads up too. We should be able to find her easily now.
Celestia: It's clear to me that you're not a good informer. I need someone Mehr intelligent like...
Derpy: *Arrives* Hi Princess. Here's your pizza.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're my new informer.
Derpy: Yay!
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: Timothy, go back to whatever it was Du were doing.
Timothy: *Walks away*
Derpy: What should I inform Du about?
Celestia: Du tell me if Du found Twilight Sparkle oder not. She is a traitor to Equestria, and must be captured.
Derpy: I thought Du were only supposed to capture flags.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: No, Du find Twilight Sparkle, and tell me about it. Du also inform me about anything important.
Derpy: Okay.
The Weiter day.
Celestia: *Sitting at her desk*
Derpy: Du are Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I don't need stupid losers like Du telling me that.
Audience: Aw.
Celestia: Of course I'm Celestia! Who else would I be? The prime minister of Canada?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I don't see why Du would waste time in telling me that I'm the princess. I know I'm Celestia. Go tell Twilight Sparkle that she's Twilight Sparkle.
Audience: *Laughing*
The Weiter day.
Celestia: *Walking upstairs*
Bryan: *Sees Celestia* Hey look, it's Nicole Oliver.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I am Princess Celestia Du nincompoop.
Jonathan: I object to Du saying you're the princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Du can't object my identity!
Jonathan: But you're Nicole Oliver.
Celestia: *Ignoring the others, and goes upstairs*
The white alicorn got to her office, and sat down at her desk, when Derpy arrived.
Derpy: I'd like to inform Du about something important. Du are not the real Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: What do Du mean I'm not Princess Celestia? Of course I am. Du dare Frage my identity? To hell with you. I'm already dealing with other ponies saying that I'm Nicole Oliver, and I don't need others telling me I'm not Celestia. Why don't Du go inform Twilight?
Derpy: Because Du told me to capture her.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Falls asleep, and falls on the floor*
Meanwhile on the block.
Master Sword: Well, today has been fun, but it's time to go home. My laundry is going to catch on feuer if I leave the washing machine running.
Tom: How is that possible?
Master Sword: It's really old.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well, so long. And, enjoy the rest of your day.
Astrel Sky: *Imitating a Radio Disk Jockey* This is Astrel Sky, signing off.
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
The End
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic regenbogen as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Celestia: *Sitting at her schreibtisch in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that Du enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform Du that she has not been found, but I did find a penny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: It was heads up too. We should be able to find her easily now.
Celestia: It's clear to me that you're not a good informer. I need someone Mehr intelligent like...
Derpy: *Arrives* Hi Princess. Here's your pizza.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're my new informer.
Derpy: Yay!
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: Timothy, go back to whatever it was Du were doing.
Timothy: *Walks away*
Derpy: What should I inform Du about?
Celestia: Du tell me if Du found Twilight Sparkle oder not. She is a traitor to Equestria, and must be captured.
Derpy: I thought Du were only supposed to capture flags.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: No, Du find Twilight Sparkle, and tell me about it. Du also inform me about anything important.
Derpy: Okay.
The Weiter day.
Celestia: *Sitting at her desk*
Derpy: Du are Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I don't need stupid losers like Du telling me that.
Audience: Aw.
Celestia: Of course I'm Celestia! Who else would I be? The prime minister of Canada?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I don't see why Du would waste time in telling me that I'm the princess. I know I'm Celestia. Go tell Twilight Sparkle that she's Twilight Sparkle.
Audience: *Laughing*
The Weiter day.
Celestia: *Walking upstairs*
Bryan: *Sees Celestia* Hey look, it's Nicole Oliver.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I am Princess Celestia Du nincompoop.
Jonathan: I object to Du saying you're the princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Du can't object my identity!
Jonathan: But you're Nicole Oliver.
Celestia: *Ignoring the others, and goes upstairs*
The white alicorn got to her office, and sat down at her desk, when Derpy arrived.
Derpy: I'd like to inform Du about something important. Du are not the real Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: What do Du mean I'm not Princess Celestia? Of course I am. Du dare Frage my identity? To hell with you. I'm already dealing with other ponies saying that I'm Nicole Oliver, and I don't need others telling me I'm not Celestia. Why don't Du go inform Twilight?
Derpy: Because Du told me to capture her.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Falls asleep, and falls on the floor*
Meanwhile on the block.
Master Sword: Well, today has been fun, but it's time to go home. My laundry is going to catch on feuer if I leave the washing machine running.
Tom: How is that possible?
Master Sword: It's really old.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well, so long. And, enjoy the rest of your day.
Astrel Sky: *Imitating a Radio Disk Jockey* This is Astrel Sky, signing off.
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
The End
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song Lyrics~
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh..
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
My Little Pony
Until Du all shared it's magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
Du have My Little Ponies
Do Du know you're all my very best friends?
Ponies who sang in this song:
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle
regenbogen Dash
Rarity
Applejack
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh..
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
My Little Pony
Until Du all shared it's magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
Du have My Little Ponies
Do Du know you're all my very best friends?
Ponies who sang in this song:
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle
regenbogen Dash
Rarity
Applejack