Con flew into Marelin Germaneigh, the town where M.I.3 headquarters were located.
Con: *Walking downstairs in the airport*
Fenix: *Holding up a sign that says Equestria*
Con: Guten tag Mr. Lighter.
Fenix: No need to be so formal 0007. We are old friends, ja?
Con: Du know it. Where's Rain Bouvier?
Fenix: She will meet us at HQ. We must get there ourselves.
Con: Did your boss give Du another unreliable set of wheels?
Fenix: Nein, this time they gave me a brand new Horsche 199 Turbo.
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: I'm glad Du think so.
So the two stallions got in Fenix's car, and drove to M.I.3 Headquarters.
German Commander: Guten tag 0007.
Con: Seems like everypony has been saying that to me lately.
German Commander: It's the German way of saying hello.
Fenix: He was glad Du didn't give me something unreliable for once.
German Commander: Oh yeah? Du like the sports car? I'll get Mehr of them like that for you.
Con: Yeah, and if Du ever feel like Du need any muscle cars, I'm sure my boss would be Mehr than happy to give Du some.
Rain: *Arrives* Con, it's so good to see Du again!
Con: Likewise Ms. Bouvier. It's an honor to see you.
German Commander: Du three know what to do?
Fenix: Jawohl. We'll start the mission right away.
German Commander: Excellent. Get to the runway, start-und landebahn immediately. The plane is waiting, and it will take Du to one of our bases. From there, Du get the tanks. Once Du push ISIS away from Europe, then the three of Du will go to L.A, and defeat Ice Cube.
Con: Du can count on us sir.
German Commander: Don't I know it?
Con, Fenix, and Rain were on the plane, and they were getting close to the position of their tanks.
Pilot: Get ready to jump.
Con: We're jumping?
Fenix: Yes. We must get to the tanks as quickly as possible.
Con: Okay. Wasn't expecting to jump out of a moving plane, but if that's what we have to do..
Rain: You'll be fine.
Pilot: Go, quickly!
Con, Fenix, and Rain: *Jump out of plane, and deploy parachute*
Fenix: *Looking at ground*
Rain: Wait a second, I'm a pegasus. I don't need parachutes. *Takes off her parachute, gives it to Con, and flies down to the tanks*
Con: Okay Fenix, I think the both of us should hold onto this. I got one strap, now Du hold onto the other.
Fenix: *Grabs other strap*
Con: So it's going to take us a long time to hit the ground. What do Du want to talk about?
Fenix: I heard Pinkie Pie is your boss again. What happened to Parcival?
Con: He tried to kill Pinkie, but I shot him.
Fenix: Parcival tried to kill her?
Con: Yeah.
Fenix: That's surprising. I never thought he would do such a thing.
Con: Well he did it.
They land on the ground Von their tanks.
Rain: What took Du three so long?
Con: Du gave us your parachute, and flew down here.
Rain: You're right, I did.
Fenix: You're going to stay with us on this mission, right? Du won't fly away from us like Du did with the parachutes?
Rain: Of course. Du don't really think I'm gonna abandon you, do you?
Con: That thought did kreuz my mind.
Rain: Come on. Let's get in our tanks, and push ISIS back. Okay?
Fenix: Okay. There are three of us, and two of our soldiers are also here with us. Five should be enough, because all ISIS has are poorly built tanks, barracks made out of sheet metal, and short range weapons.
Con: They are from the Middle East after all.
Fenix: Are we ready?
Con: Yeah.
Rain: Yes.
German Ponies: Yes sir.
Fenix: Than let's go.
The five tanks took off, and went towards ISIS territory
ISIS pony 64: Tanks incoming.
ISIS pony 52: Get our tanks out there right now.
ISIS Ponies: *Driving tanks*
Fenix: And now it's time to do something everypony does to win a tank battle. Play Musik on the loudspeakers. *Plays song*
Song: link
ISIS pony 3: Music!
ISIS pony 7: It's coming from the enemy tanks!
Con: There's gotta be hundreds of tanks out there.
Fenix: They may outnumber us, but remember that their tanks are poorly built. *Shoots tank* It only takes one tank shell to destroy them.
Con: Ha! That's it? This is going to be easy. *Shoots tank*
Rain: *Shoots tank*
German pony 66: *Shoots tank*
German pony 95: *Shoots tank*
ISIS Ponies: This is impossible! They are taking down our tanks one, Von one!
Con: *Shoots barracks*
ISIS Ponies: *Die*
ISIS pony 63: *Driving tank towards Con*
Con: Oh no Du don't. *Shoots tank*
ISIS pony 24: *Shoots at Fenix, then the türmchen, turm, revolver on his tank falls off*
Fenix: Nearly got shot.
ISIS pony 24: Time for some demolition derby. *Rams Fenix*
Fenix: Somepony give me a hoof over here.
German pony 66: I'll get him. *Shoots ISIS pony 24*
Fenix: Wunderbar. That was close.
ISIS pony 35: *Going towards Rain*
Rain: *Shoots ISIS pony 35*
Con: *Shoots tank* Enemy infantry. *Uses machine gun to shoot infantry*
German pony 95: *Shoots two tanks with rapid precision*
Fenix: *Shoots infantry with tank shell* Blow them all away.
Con: Like leaves on a sidewalk. Only leaves don't have blood.
Rain: *Shoots tank*
ISIS Ponies: We are losing too many tanks! This should not be happening!
Con: *Shoots tank*
ISIS pony 51: *Driving tank, but the tracks fall apart* My tank can't move!
German pony 66: *Shoots ISIS pony 51*
Con: We only got eighty enemy tanks left.
Fenix: We're making excellent progress.
When all the enemy tanks were destroyed, the five ponies went back to where they got their tanks, and sang along to their music.
Fenix: Ob's stürmt oder schneit, Ob die Sonne uns lacht,
Con: Der Tag glühend heiß, Oder eiskalt die Nacht.
Rain: Verstaubt sind die Gesichter.
German pony 66: Doch froh ist unser Sinn, Ja unser Sinn.
German pony 95: Es braust unser panzer Im Sturmwind dahin!
2 B continued
Con: *Walking downstairs in the airport*
Fenix: *Holding up a sign that says Equestria*
Con: Guten tag Mr. Lighter.
Fenix: No need to be so formal 0007. We are old friends, ja?
Con: Du know it. Where's Rain Bouvier?
Fenix: She will meet us at HQ. We must get there ourselves.
Con: Did your boss give Du another unreliable set of wheels?
Fenix: Nein, this time they gave me a brand new Horsche 199 Turbo.
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: I'm glad Du think so.
So the two stallions got in Fenix's car, and drove to M.I.3 Headquarters.
German Commander: Guten tag 0007.
Con: Seems like everypony has been saying that to me lately.
German Commander: It's the German way of saying hello.
Fenix: He was glad Du didn't give me something unreliable for once.
German Commander: Oh yeah? Du like the sports car? I'll get Mehr of them like that for you.
Con: Yeah, and if Du ever feel like Du need any muscle cars, I'm sure my boss would be Mehr than happy to give Du some.
Rain: *Arrives* Con, it's so good to see Du again!
Con: Likewise Ms. Bouvier. It's an honor to see you.
German Commander: Du three know what to do?
Fenix: Jawohl. We'll start the mission right away.
German Commander: Excellent. Get to the runway, start-und landebahn immediately. The plane is waiting, and it will take Du to one of our bases. From there, Du get the tanks. Once Du push ISIS away from Europe, then the three of Du will go to L.A, and defeat Ice Cube.
Con: Du can count on us sir.
German Commander: Don't I know it?
Con, Fenix, and Rain were on the plane, and they were getting close to the position of their tanks.
Pilot: Get ready to jump.
Con: We're jumping?
Fenix: Yes. We must get to the tanks as quickly as possible.
Con: Okay. Wasn't expecting to jump out of a moving plane, but if that's what we have to do..
Rain: You'll be fine.
Pilot: Go, quickly!
Con, Fenix, and Rain: *Jump out of plane, and deploy parachute*
Fenix: *Looking at ground*
Rain: Wait a second, I'm a pegasus. I don't need parachutes. *Takes off her parachute, gives it to Con, and flies down to the tanks*
Con: Okay Fenix, I think the both of us should hold onto this. I got one strap, now Du hold onto the other.
Fenix: *Grabs other strap*
Con: So it's going to take us a long time to hit the ground. What do Du want to talk about?
Fenix: I heard Pinkie Pie is your boss again. What happened to Parcival?
Con: He tried to kill Pinkie, but I shot him.
Fenix: Parcival tried to kill her?
Con: Yeah.
Fenix: That's surprising. I never thought he would do such a thing.
Con: Well he did it.
They land on the ground Von their tanks.
Rain: What took Du three so long?
Con: Du gave us your parachute, and flew down here.
Rain: You're right, I did.
Fenix: You're going to stay with us on this mission, right? Du won't fly away from us like Du did with the parachutes?
Rain: Of course. Du don't really think I'm gonna abandon you, do you?
Con: That thought did kreuz my mind.
Rain: Come on. Let's get in our tanks, and push ISIS back. Okay?
Fenix: Okay. There are three of us, and two of our soldiers are also here with us. Five should be enough, because all ISIS has are poorly built tanks, barracks made out of sheet metal, and short range weapons.
Con: They are from the Middle East after all.
Fenix: Are we ready?
Con: Yeah.
Rain: Yes.
German Ponies: Yes sir.
Fenix: Than let's go.
The five tanks took off, and went towards ISIS territory
ISIS pony 64: Tanks incoming.
ISIS pony 52: Get our tanks out there right now.
ISIS Ponies: *Driving tanks*
Fenix: And now it's time to do something everypony does to win a tank battle. Play Musik on the loudspeakers. *Plays song*
Song: link
ISIS pony 3: Music!
ISIS pony 7: It's coming from the enemy tanks!
Con: There's gotta be hundreds of tanks out there.
Fenix: They may outnumber us, but remember that their tanks are poorly built. *Shoots tank* It only takes one tank shell to destroy them.
Con: Ha! That's it? This is going to be easy. *Shoots tank*
Rain: *Shoots tank*
German pony 66: *Shoots tank*
German pony 95: *Shoots tank*
ISIS Ponies: This is impossible! They are taking down our tanks one, Von one!
Con: *Shoots barracks*
ISIS Ponies: *Die*
ISIS pony 63: *Driving tank towards Con*
Con: Oh no Du don't. *Shoots tank*
ISIS pony 24: *Shoots at Fenix, then the türmchen, turm, revolver on his tank falls off*
Fenix: Nearly got shot.
ISIS pony 24: Time for some demolition derby. *Rams Fenix*
Fenix: Somepony give me a hoof over here.
German pony 66: I'll get him. *Shoots ISIS pony 24*
Fenix: Wunderbar. That was close.
ISIS pony 35: *Going towards Rain*
Rain: *Shoots ISIS pony 35*
Con: *Shoots tank* Enemy infantry. *Uses machine gun to shoot infantry*
German pony 95: *Shoots two tanks with rapid precision*
Fenix: *Shoots infantry with tank shell* Blow them all away.
Con: Like leaves on a sidewalk. Only leaves don't have blood.
Rain: *Shoots tank*
ISIS Ponies: We are losing too many tanks! This should not be happening!
Con: *Shoots tank*
ISIS pony 51: *Driving tank, but the tracks fall apart* My tank can't move!
German pony 66: *Shoots ISIS pony 51*
Con: We only got eighty enemy tanks left.
Fenix: We're making excellent progress.
When all the enemy tanks were destroyed, the five ponies went back to where they got their tanks, and sang along to their music.
Fenix: Ob's stürmt oder schneit, Ob die Sonne uns lacht,
Con: Der Tag glühend heiß, Oder eiskalt die Nacht.
Rain: Verstaubt sind die Gesichter.
German pony 66: Doch froh ist unser Sinn, Ja unser Sinn.
German pony 95: Es braust unser panzer Im Sturmwind dahin!
2 B continued
The tanks used by Con, Fenix, and Rain
