Date: January 22, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 5:21 PM
Railway: Union Pacific
At the train station, Pete was in his office talking on the telephone.
Pete: Well, why didn't Du have the courtesy to help him out right away?
Engineer Pony: My boss made me bring my engine back to the yards. I had no choice.
Pete: Than your boss is most likely hated Von everypony in Equestria. *Hangs up* God. Why can't anypony have enough common sense to do things nice for others?
Hawkeye: *Walks into office* Pete-
Pete: Save your breath, I know all about it. Are Du alright?
Hawkeye: I'm fine. Nikki is still there though, I don't know what she's doing.
Pete: Well I got a call from the pony that helped stop your train. He's taking her back to her railway. I hired two Mehr ponies to take her place while we're away.
Hawkeye: As long as she's not hurt, that's fine with me. Are we still going to continue making preparations for our trip eastbound?
Pete: Yeah, but it might be harder with that engine the gangsters broke.
Hawkeye: Boys with toys.
But the Weiter day, everything went right on schedule. Three diesels were set up to take the train, and there were twenty five passenger cars. Some of the cars had snacks, and refreshments for all of the passengers. Hawkeye, and Stylo would drive the train, while the others would ride in the passenger cars.
After two days, the train arrived in Manehattan's Grand Central Station. Thousands of ponies were throwing confetti around, and cheering.
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Getting out of train*
Manehattan Ponies: *Helping the others to get off the train*
Pete: Oh, why thank you. This is a really beautiful station.
Manehattan pony 67: We're glad to have Du guys here. Now if you'll follow us, we'll take Du to some limos, and they will take Du to the Empire State Building. There, we will party, and we will interview Du about life on the railroad in the west.
Pete: Sounds good to me. What do Du think?
Others: *Agreeing*
So they went into their limousines, and they were taken to the Empire State Building.
Manehattan Pony: Now, we'll have the party first, than the interview. Now for the music.
Band: *Playing music*
Song: link
Singer: Keep a knocking, but Du can't come in. Keep a knocking, but Du can't come in. Keep a knocking, but Du can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try again. Du sagte Du Liebe me, but Du can't come in. Du sagte Du Liebe me, but Du can't come in, woo! Du sagte Du Liebe me, but Du can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try again, wow!!
Stylo: *Dancing with Snowflake*
Hawkeye: *Dancing with Metal Gloss*
Gordon: *Looking at Orion* Why are Du wearing a dress?
Orion: Come on Gordon. This is the perfect chance for me to get fired. I haven't made any attempts lately, and it's been making me upset.
Gordon: Then in that case, let's dance.
Orion: Fine with me. *Dances with Gordon*
Pete: *Staring at Orion, and Gordon* Oh, great.
Singer: Keep a knocking, but Du can't come in. Keep a knocking, but Du can't come in. Keep a knocking, but Du can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try it again. Du sagte Du Liebe me, but Du can't come in. Du sagte Du Liebe me, but Du can't come in. Du sagte Du Liebe me, but Du can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try again, wow!!
Ponies: *Looking at Orion, and Gordon*
Orion: Perfect. Most of the ponies are staring at us.
Gordon: Let them stare. Since Coffee Creme was taken away, I needed somepony to comfort me. Du are that pony.
Orion: Are Du saying we should date?
Gordon: As homosexuals.
Orion: I'm sorry. I only wear the dresses to get fired.
Gordon: *Gets angry, then walks away*
Orion: *Shrugs, then dances Von himself*
Singer: Keep a knocking, but Du can't come in. Keep a knocking, but Du can't, whoo! Keep a knocking, but Du can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try it again. Du sagte Du Liebe me, but Du can't come in. Du sagte Du Liebe me, but Du can't come in. Du sagte Du Liebe me, but Du can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try again, wow!!
Band Ponies: *Playing instruments*
The song soon ended, and everypony applauded them.
Band Ponies: Who wants to hear the Weiter song?
Hawkeye: Great Balls Of Fire!!
Singer: Well if it's Great Balls Of feuer Du want, it's Great Balls Of feuer you'll get it. And-a hit it.
Song: link
Band Ponies: *Playing their song*
Singer: Du shake my nerves, and Du rattle my brain. Too much Liebe drives a man insane. Du broke my will, but what a thrill. Goodness gracious, great balls of fire.
Band Ponies: *Playing instruments*
Singer: I laughed at love, cause I thought it was funny. Du came along, and moved me honey. I changed my mind, this Liebe is fine. Goodness gracious, great balls of fire. KISS me baby. Mmmmmh, feels good. Hold me baby. Well, I want to Liebe Du like a lover should. You're fine. So kind. I would tell this world that you're mine mine mine mine. I chew my nails, and then I twiddle my thumbs. I'm real nervous, but it sure is fun. Come on baby, Du drive me crazy. Goodness gracious great balls of fire.
Hawkeye: *Dancing with Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: This is fun!
Hawkeye: Yeah! I'm glad that little filly wrote to us. It kinda surprises me how much a letter can do.
Ponies: *Enjoying music*
Piano Pony: *Playing piano* Du like this song?
Ponies: YEAH!!
Piano Pony: Well our singer is going to sing some more. That's basically the only thing singers do.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Singer: Well, KISS me baby. Mmmmmh, feels good. Hold me baby. Well, I want to Liebe Du like a lover should. You're fine. So kind. I would tell this world that you're mine mine mine mine. I chew my nails, and then I twiddle my thumbs. I'm real nervous, but it sure is fun. Come on baby, Du drive me crazy. Goodness gracious great balls of fire.
Ponies: *Clapping*
The End
On the Weiter episode of Ponies On The Rails
Anthony's engine gets a special upgrade.
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 5:21 PM
Railway: Union Pacific
At the train station, Pete was in his office talking on the telephone.
Pete: Well, why didn't Du have the courtesy to help him out right away?
Engineer Pony: My boss made me bring my engine back to the yards. I had no choice.
Pete: Than your boss is most likely hated Von everypony in Equestria. *Hangs up* God. Why can't anypony have enough common sense to do things nice for others?
Hawkeye: *Walks into office* Pete-
Pete: Save your breath, I know all about it. Are Du alright?
Hawkeye: I'm fine. Nikki is still there though, I don't know what she's doing.
Pete: Well I got a call from the pony that helped stop your train. He's taking her back to her railway. I hired two Mehr ponies to take her place while we're away.
Hawkeye: As long as she's not hurt, that's fine with me. Are we still going to continue making preparations for our trip eastbound?
Pete: Yeah, but it might be harder with that engine the gangsters broke.
Hawkeye: Boys with toys.
But the Weiter day, everything went right on schedule. Three diesels were set up to take the train, and there were twenty five passenger cars. Some of the cars had snacks, and refreshments for all of the passengers. Hawkeye, and Stylo would drive the train, while the others would ride in the passenger cars.
After two days, the train arrived in Manehattan's Grand Central Station. Thousands of ponies were throwing confetti around, and cheering.
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Getting out of train*
Manehattan Ponies: *Helping the others to get off the train*
Pete: Oh, why thank you. This is a really beautiful station.
Manehattan pony 67: We're glad to have Du guys here. Now if you'll follow us, we'll take Du to some limos, and they will take Du to the Empire State Building. There, we will party, and we will interview Du about life on the railroad in the west.
Pete: Sounds good to me. What do Du think?
Others: *Agreeing*
So they went into their limousines, and they were taken to the Empire State Building.
Manehattan Pony: Now, we'll have the party first, than the interview. Now for the music.
Band: *Playing music*
Song: link
Singer: Keep a knocking, but Du can't come in. Keep a knocking, but Du can't come in. Keep a knocking, but Du can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try again. Du sagte Du Liebe me, but Du can't come in. Du sagte Du Liebe me, but Du can't come in, woo! Du sagte Du Liebe me, but Du can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try again, wow!!
Stylo: *Dancing with Snowflake*
Hawkeye: *Dancing with Metal Gloss*
Gordon: *Looking at Orion* Why are Du wearing a dress?
Orion: Come on Gordon. This is the perfect chance for me to get fired. I haven't made any attempts lately, and it's been making me upset.
Gordon: Then in that case, let's dance.
Orion: Fine with me. *Dances with Gordon*
Pete: *Staring at Orion, and Gordon* Oh, great.
Singer: Keep a knocking, but Du can't come in. Keep a knocking, but Du can't come in. Keep a knocking, but Du can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try it again. Du sagte Du Liebe me, but Du can't come in. Du sagte Du Liebe me, but Du can't come in. Du sagte Du Liebe me, but Du can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try again, wow!!
Ponies: *Looking at Orion, and Gordon*
Orion: Perfect. Most of the ponies are staring at us.
Gordon: Let them stare. Since Coffee Creme was taken away, I needed somepony to comfort me. Du are that pony.
Orion: Are Du saying we should date?
Gordon: As homosexuals.
Orion: I'm sorry. I only wear the dresses to get fired.
Gordon: *Gets angry, then walks away*
Orion: *Shrugs, then dances Von himself*
Singer: Keep a knocking, but Du can't come in. Keep a knocking, but Du can't, whoo! Keep a knocking, but Du can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try it again. Du sagte Du Liebe me, but Du can't come in. Du sagte Du Liebe me, but Du can't come in. Du sagte Du Liebe me, but Du can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try again, wow!!
Band Ponies: *Playing instruments*
The song soon ended, and everypony applauded them.
Band Ponies: Who wants to hear the Weiter song?
Hawkeye: Great Balls Of Fire!!
Singer: Well if it's Great Balls Of feuer Du want, it's Great Balls Of feuer you'll get it. And-a hit it.
Song: link
Band Ponies: *Playing their song*
Singer: Du shake my nerves, and Du rattle my brain. Too much Liebe drives a man insane. Du broke my will, but what a thrill. Goodness gracious, great balls of fire.
Band Ponies: *Playing instruments*
Singer: I laughed at love, cause I thought it was funny. Du came along, and moved me honey. I changed my mind, this Liebe is fine. Goodness gracious, great balls of fire. KISS me baby. Mmmmmh, feels good. Hold me baby. Well, I want to Liebe Du like a lover should. You're fine. So kind. I would tell this world that you're mine mine mine mine. I chew my nails, and then I twiddle my thumbs. I'm real nervous, but it sure is fun. Come on baby, Du drive me crazy. Goodness gracious great balls of fire.
Hawkeye: *Dancing with Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: This is fun!
Hawkeye: Yeah! I'm glad that little filly wrote to us. It kinda surprises me how much a letter can do.
Ponies: *Enjoying music*
Piano Pony: *Playing piano* Du like this song?
Ponies: YEAH!!
Piano Pony: Well our singer is going to sing some more. That's basically the only thing singers do.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Singer: Well, KISS me baby. Mmmmmh, feels good. Hold me baby. Well, I want to Liebe Du like a lover should. You're fine. So kind. I would tell this world that you're mine mine mine mine. I chew my nails, and then I twiddle my thumbs. I'm real nervous, but it sure is fun. Come on baby, Du drive me crazy. Goodness gracious great balls of fire.
Ponies: *Clapping*
The End
On the Weiter episode of Ponies On The Rails
Anthony's engine gets a special upgrade.
