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Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of regenbogen Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, regenbogen Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 9
Who Pulled The Trigger?
Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at regenbogen Dash.
Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't Du be Friends with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're Friends with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your Weiter plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why Du never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: Du told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating regenbogen Dash, Von using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
regenbogen Dash: Du ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
regenbogen Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
regenbogen Dash: feuer away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: Du can't fight anypony with a gun if Du can't dodge the bullets.
regenbogen Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
regenbogen Dash: What do Du want?
Discord: To kill you.
regenbogen Dash: Oh no Du don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
regenbogen Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
regenbogen Dash: She just sagte my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that Du got rid of my gun. Du know what I'm gonna do now?
regenbogen Dash: What?
Discord was about to schlagen, punsch her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.
regenbogen Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
regenbogen Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
regenbogen Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* Du failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
regenbogen Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told Du to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.
Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.
Police Ponies: *Looking at regenbogen Dash* She's dead.
regenbogen Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no Du don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are Du alright?
regenbogen Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
regenbogen Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge Du to a wrestling match!
regenbogen Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?
The end.
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of regenbogen Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, regenbogen Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 9
Who Pulled The Trigger?
Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at regenbogen Dash.
Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't Du be Friends with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're Friends with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your Weiter plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why Du never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: Du told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating regenbogen Dash, Von using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
regenbogen Dash: Du ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
regenbogen Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
regenbogen Dash: feuer away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: Du can't fight anypony with a gun if Du can't dodge the bullets.
regenbogen Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
regenbogen Dash: What do Du want?
Discord: To kill you.
regenbogen Dash: Oh no Du don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
regenbogen Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
regenbogen Dash: She just sagte my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that Du got rid of my gun. Du know what I'm gonna do now?
regenbogen Dash: What?
Discord was about to schlagen, punsch her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.
regenbogen Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
regenbogen Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
regenbogen Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* Du failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
regenbogen Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told Du to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.
Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.
Police Ponies: *Looking at regenbogen Dash* She's dead.
regenbogen Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no Du don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are Du alright?
regenbogen Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
regenbogen Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge Du to a wrestling match!
regenbogen Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?
The end.
