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posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 7
The Crimson Dance part 2

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"The gods already have left us alone"
Thanathos - *pokes Darkness senseless body*
Dan - He is dead Hahaha... Nos your time!
Thanathos - There is problem *looks on Dan* do Du think something like him can be killed with steel?
Darkness - *wstands up*
Dan - But... I stabbed his heart...
Lightning - He have two of them... A pony one and Demon one...
Thanathos - Side note three, I am considered Core of his powers so untill Du kill a god Du won't stop him.
Dan - Tch...
Darkness - *looks on Dan without face expression*
Thanathos - He isn't himself anymore... He is a machine...

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I hate country music.

posted by mariofan14

To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:

"I Liebe to drink me some bier and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I Liebe my truck to drive in and shoot deer."

How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock oder rap?

I just hate country music, and if Du like it, don't send me hate.

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Shining Armor)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 8: Hawkeye

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #57* in the Canterlot area*

Shining Armor: *Walks up to me* Good morning, Nick.

Me: Hello Shining Armor, how are you?

Shining Armor: I’m doing good. Say, can I ask Du something?

Me: Sure. What is it?

Shining Armor: The archery contest is coming soon, and the kids want me to dress up as a superhero that uses arrows. Do Du know one I could use?

Me: Well, the best one I can think of is Hawkeye.

Shining Armor: Hawkeye?

Me: Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, is a master of archery who joined the Circus as a child. He was mentored Von Jacques Duquesne, aka The...

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regenbogen Dash Presents: A crossover part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and regenbogen Dash.

FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of regenbogen Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM regenbogen Dash: Oh, of course Du had to beat me up! Why couldn't Du have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM regenbogen Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat Du up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no pony get beat up?...

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The Warriors of Equestria 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

SnowFlake

In Equestria... One Tag is soo special... the 4 Ponies is chose to be a Warriors... Heros... Special Ponies who protect Equestria from evil Underground Ponies... the normal Ponies from small Cities can be true warriors? yes... here a story of 5 Friends who wants to be a warriors...

ACT
I
THE NEW WARRIORS

Dan : blah blah blah... blahhhhhh....
Shadow : uhhhhhh
SnowFlake : *eating ice scream*
Celestia : DEAR PONIES!!!! THE NEW 4 WARRIORS IS : SNOWFLAKE, SHADOW, ORIONSTARDUST AND DAN!!!!!
Dan : I know I dont gonna b- WAIT WHAT!!!!
Luna : uhhh Dan Shadow SnowFlake and OrionDust gonna be heros
Shadow :...

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Beyond the trees of the Everfree chapter 7 Lightning woods

posted by Dragon4322

Lightning Dust spriniting though woods

When Pin Tail shot the insane pony in the Sekunde story, the troops left the house. Once General Sky Night thought he heard something, Sky sagte ,"I think we should Bewegen towards the back of the house". Scootaloo asked worried ,"was there someone up there with them?"

"Probably.." Green interrupted "I thought I saw another shadow near the küche on the first floor" he finished. "So then we are going to have to go into the Dungeon woods then" The general told them.

After their conversation the Ponyville military went into the woods and searched for the enemy pony that escaped the battle. It only...

Warbonnet Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song (Start at 0:15): link

Los Angeles, 1961

Mares: *Dancing with Stallions*
Saten: *Walks into the bar*
Ponies: Saten!!
Saten: *Smiles at everyone* Good evening everyone.
Bartender: What's your pleasure buddy?
Saten: I think I'll go for the usual.
Bartender: Du got it.
Saten: Why didn't your wife ride the train yesterday? I didn't see her get off at Flagstaff.
Bartender: Promotion. She now has to fly to Portland.
Saten: Ah. *Gives the bartender a quarter, and a dime*

Jake walked in, followed Von Greg, and Jared.

Saten: Hey speaking of Portland, look who decided to come for a visit.
Greg: *Turns around*...

papillon Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning: This part has no dialogue until the ending

When papillon fell off a cliff, and into a river he fell asleep from a dart that hit him.

Papillon: *Wakes up*
Tribe Ponies: *Standing in a kreis looking at Papillon*
Papillon: *Slowly stands up*

The tribal ponies were very pleased to meet him, and accepted him into the tribe.

Tribal Mares: *Walking out of the ocean carrying buckets full of waters, and oysters*
Papillon: *Sitting on a boot that has been placed upside down*
Tribal Mare: *Smiles at papillon as she walks past him*
Papillon: *Smiles*

The Weiter day, the chief saw Papillon's butterfly...

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On The Block Episode 5 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Everypony in Ms. Schultz's class was bored. They had to write down a paragraph about the importance of geometry.

Gary: *Chewing eraser on pencil*
James: *Sleeping, and thinking about ice cream*
Sunny: What is this? English class?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: We're supposed to be learning about math here!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Du are. If Du keep Schreiben that essay, Du will.
Brianna: Ms. Schultz, Sunny has a very good point. Why...

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MLP Fan Mail Addresses

posted by karinabrony

Lauren Faust
My Firefly, Inc.
10880 Wilshire Blvd.
Suite 2100
Los Angeles, CA 90024
USA

Tara Strong
Voicestarz, Inc.
10061 Riverside Dr.
Suite 899
Toluca Lake, CA 91602-2560
USA

Cathy Weseluck
"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic"
Hasbro Studios
2950 N Hollywood Way
Burbank, CA, 91505-1072
USA

Ashleigh Ball
"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic"
Hasbro Studios
2950 N Hollywood Way
Burbank, CA, 91505-1072
USA

These were the only MLP Fan mail addresses I could find.

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10 reasons why Pinkie Pie is better than regenbogen Dash. (Read before Du judge me.)

posted by lovegypsy64

Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than regenbogen Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to Zeigen off oder brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while regenbogen is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings Mehr and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. regenbogen Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...

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Cupcakes Von Sergent Sprinkles Vol. 1

posted by obssesedTDIgirl

WARNING: IF Du HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the pony folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except regenbogen Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the baum tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...

Pinkie's Double Feature

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost pony was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every Jahr on the Tag of the accident, the ghost pony runs around ponyville, shreiking like a Lost soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are Du talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....

regenbogen Dash and Pikachu Crossover

posted by Kibahina96

Tears rolled down regenbogen Dash's cheeks. AppleJack,Twilight,Pinkie and Rarity tried to comfort her but nothing helped.Finally Fluttershy spoke up "what if I got Du a new pet" she offered."No" regenbogen Dash told her."He was the best one."Rainbow Dash walked away sadly.

Flashback

'Well justtwo Mehr to go" regenbogen Dash said.Suddenly she spied something asleep under one of the clouds.She flew down. the creature woke up and shook its face. "Hello there" regenbogen Dash said.The creature smiled bright eyed."You got a name Buddy" she asked."Pikachu" it replied."Alright im regenbogen Dash" she told him. Pikachu...

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Saten Twist season 2, episode 3.. PART 3

posted by Canada24

Master Sword waved a loaded pistol around the bank.

Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!

Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!

Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!

(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)

Saten: Dude, what are Du doing!?

Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!

Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?

Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!

Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)

(Outside)

Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..

The cops from pony mov: FREEEEZE!!!

Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!

Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the pony mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!

(Long silence)

Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.

Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!

TO BE CONTAINUED

The cops from pony mov

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Daughter of Discord-Episode 3

posted by Moon-Dust12

Eris's Eyes

"Oh god" I thought. "Moon Dust sure is weird." "Eris are Du alright!" Luna gasped. She ran down the hallway to Eris. "Your mother has been looking for you!" She exclaimed. "The other fillies were messing with her again." Moon Dust quickly said.
"What!" Celestia walked into the hallway. Moon Dust quickly bowed down. "Hello Princess" Moon Dust said. "Get up Moon Dust I'm sick of Du doing that your my sister's apprentice your practically royal" She stood up "This has to end" "But, Mom I'm so sick of being babied! Du know what I wish Du all would let me deal with my problems!" I ran out of the hallway out of the schloss and to the mountains.

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Beginnings, the Birth of Princess Eris Luna Daughter of Discord and Celestia

posted by Moon-Dust12

"Luna, I don't feel good, at all I need to go to our room." Celestia gasped. "Tia I'm coming with you" Luna replied. Luna helped Celestia up to their room. Celestia felt something stir inside her. "Help me into my bed!" Celestia shouted.
Luna helped her into the blankets. "Celestia! You're Pregnant! You're having a filly!" Luna gasped. "Or a colt" Celestia answered. For about a couple hours Luna stayed at her side till it about 8:00pm. The filly was born. "She's beautiful" Celestia said. Luna looked at her and noticed something. "She's Discord's she looks exactly like she's a draconacus." Luna sagte with tears. "How could Du have a filly with Discord!" Luna sobbed. Celestia drew Luna close. "I made a mistake, but it's not Du oder Eris's fault" she answered.
"You called her Eris?" Luna sniffled. "Princess Eris Luna after my little sister." Celestia replied. Luna and Celestia both cried tears of joy for the new princess.

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Season 3 Song Lyrics~

posted by karinabrony

Babs Seed

Babs Seed~

[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Apple Bloom]
First, we thought that Babs was so really, really sweet
A new friend to have, and it seemed like such a treat
[Scootaloo]
But then, we found the truth; she's just a bully from the east
She went from Babs, yeah, to a bully and a beast
[Apple Bloom]
Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead
[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do?
Got a bully on our tail
Gotta hide, we gotta bail
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, if she's after you
Gotta run, we gotta...

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Pony.mov Crossover... Part 3

posted by Canada24

(these three will be paired up for most of the story)

A FEW WEEKS LATER!

Jappleack finally ended up telling about her adventures in Prime Ponyville, as Pinkie and Dragonowitiz finally seemed interested, for whatever reason.

"Did Du see me!?" Dragonowitiz cried excitedly.

"No. Just Twilight and myself" Jappleack replied.

"Oh well.. Still sounds so totally far out" Dragonowitiz replied.

Jappleack also had the pair of them promise not to go into the portal. They both agreed not to. Feeling satisfied Jappleack started leaving.

"I'm going in the portal" Dragonowitiz announced, the direct moment Jappleack left them.

Pinkie gasped "But Spiiiiike.. Du sai-...

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A Liebe Story: Part 1

posted by applejackrocks1

It was 5:00 in the morning, everypony was sleeping. BUT, Applejack, who is a hard worker, was already showered and working on feeding the animals. She fed the Chickens, geese, turkeys, Parrots, cows, pigs, ducks, and of course, her pet Winona. She yawned as she head back into the House. She looked around, wondering what to feed her family...

Applejack: Hmmm....OH! I GOT IT!

Little Applebloom walked slowly into the kitchen...

AB: Sis? What are Du doing up so early?
Applejack: Just making breakfast, that's it...*grabs eggs*
AB: OH! Can we have bacon??!
Applejack: Sorry sis, we don't have enough money...