I sat in my chair, daydreaming, when my cat, Jewel, landed on my head. "The heck, Jewel! Get the heck off me!" I shouted, pushing the cat off my head. Now, you're probably thinking, 'who the heck yells at their cat?' Well, Mr. Nimbly does. Jewel, my chocolate-point cat sat up on the arm of my chair. "Justin! I um, I found something!" she excitedly said, batting at the blue half of my hair. Von now, you're probably like, 'the heck?! this has NOTHING to do with ponies!!!' Just wait. "Fine. Lead the way." I said, grabbing my cane, as Jewel leaped on my shoulder. She led me through my neighborhood, and as we passed a house I heard someone say my name. "Justin! where are Du heading?" Jeremiah, a ginger with blue eyes and long hair, ran up to me. "I told you, don't call me Justin. I prefer to be called Mr. Nimbly." I said, feeling very annoyed. "Okay, grumpy. Where are we headed?" i glared at him. "I'M headed wherever Jewel takes me." I snapped. "Okey dokey!" he said, skipping after me. Jewel led me to a forest, and we stopped Von a small blume bush. "There it is!" she said, pointing at something with her paw. "What? I don't see it." I said. "then get closer, idiot!" she yelled at me. I leaned vorwärts-, nach vorn and saw a tiny blue dot. "Hmm... a portal." i said, poking at it with my cane.
Now, I don't remember exactly what happened afterward, but I remember waking up outside a forest. I looked down at my hands, but saw they were hooves instead. "hmm..." i said, patting my head, and then, *clunk* I found what I was looking for. "Ah, a horn. We're in Equestria." I told Jewel. I glanced over, and saw Jeremiah, who was now a thin stallion with light yellow fur. "Come along, Jeremiah." I said, setting off with Jewel on my back. I followed a path, knowing that it lead to Ponyville. "Um, Nimbles?" Jeremiah said, calling me that stupid nickname he made up for me. "what?" I sagte irritably. "How do Du know we're in Equestria?" I lifted an eyebrow at him. "A brony knows his facts, Jeremiah." I told him. As we reached Ponyville, a rosa mare seemed to pop out of nowhere. "Hi! Welcome to Ponyville! Who are you? I'm Pinkie Pie." she sagte very quickly. "I, am Mr. Nimbly." I said. Jeremiah skipped up to her. "I'm Jeremiah! Nice to meet you, honey." he said. Jewel climbed up to my ear. "What's with Jeremiah and having nick-names for people?" she asked. I shrugged. "I don't know, Jewel." Pinkie Pie smiled. "Well, let me Zeigen Du around!" she said, bounding off. I pretty much had no choice but to follow.