Saten Twist Adventures 7.. Part 2 - My Little pony - Freundschaft ist Magie - Fanpop

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posted by Canada24

THE Weiter DAY:

Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: *pounds counter* WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. Du haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol Du got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If Du say so.
Suddenly Derpy ran in.
Derpy: Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now.
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomarrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow!?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: *sadly* If only Du were able to go.
Saten: Who says I'm not.. I have a datum for it too..

Applejack: NO!
Saten: Oh come on. Give me one good reason why Du shouldn't.
AppleJack: I can name 'ten' good reasons.
Saten: I'll give Du 40 dollars*
AppleJack: ... *groans* Finnne.. But only as a friend.. Very.. Very.. Uncomfortable friendship.
Saten: good enough for me.
AppleJack: And promise your stop spying on me so much.
Saten: I don't spy on you.
AppleJack: Du just were!
Saten: No I... Fine

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 51 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* Du sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are Du talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...

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Twilight's Student Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the oben, nach oben of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do Du want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: Du have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, Von having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help Du with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican pony 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican pony 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, Du have a visitor.
Mexican General:...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 38 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jeff was soon sitting Weiter to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying Du were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the Tag February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did Du think of Gordon's actions when he told Du to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: Du can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if Du will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset Von what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When Du say surprised, do Du mean like an angry kind of surprised, oder just surprised?
Jeff:...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 17 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After shoveling Mehr coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is Mehr like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In Ponyville at the pony Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a Weltraum station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 33 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.

Louis: Hey you. Are Du Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do Du want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What Du just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please feuer me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't feuer you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying...

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Ditto returns chapter ten

posted by Canada24

LATER!

Ditto, Dash and applejack gather the rest of the main six.

But first applejack had to think, how exactly was she suppose to break this to Rarity, didn't think that part though.

But, unexpectedly, Dash just went out and sagte it, not even giving it enough thought.

Reasonably, Rarity was speechless, and just stood there wild mouthed.

In fact, things were quite for a long while.

"This better not be, some sort of cruel joke" Rarity sagte finally.

"In truth.. I didn't believe it either. But I went over there, and well. Found abit of her costume" applejack insisted, and even showed it, to prove she...