Ponies On The Rails Episode 60 Part 2 - My Little pony - Freundschaft ist Magie - Fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *Walking past Nikki* Who are Du Schreiben a letter to?
Nikki: My sister.
Hawkeye: Where does she live?
Nikki: With me in Ogden, but she was sent into El Paso as a spare worker.
Hawkeye: Oh. Well I just wanted to let Du know that your train will be ready to leave in twenty minutes. Now I have to get back to work. *Walks away*
Nikki: *Continues Schreiben letter*

One of the engineers on this railroad has the nickname of Hawkeye. His real name is Pierce, but he. likes his nickname better. He even has a great sense of humor.

Gordon: *Standing on station with a sign* Einhörner are the best. We are the master race. It says so on the sign that I'm holding.
Hawkeye: *Walks towards Gordon* Hey Gordon, why don't Du protest about stupid things somewhere else.
Gordon: *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Thank you.
Metal Gloss: *Stops train at the station*
Hawkeye: *Jumps onto train* Hey Metal Gloss. How's my Favorit B word?
Metal Gloss: Fine I guess.
Hawkeye: When work is over, why don't we go to my place, and do something that has three letters in it?
Metal Gloss: Maybe Weiter time. I gotta make my house look nice for my nephew. He's coming to visit all week.
Hawkeye: Spending time with family is important. I can't wait until we get married.

Stylo is another engineer. He takes his job serious, but doesn't mind playing a joke oder two.

Stylo: *Stops freight train in the yards*
Coffee Crème: *Walking into the yards*
Orion: *Carrying rifle* Say your prayers Stylo. It's Pegasus season.
Stylo: *Points at Coffee Crème* French season.
Coffee Crème: *Points at Stylo* Pegasus season!
Stylo: *Pushes Coffee Crème towards Orion* French season.
Coffee Crème: *Pushes Stylo towards Orion* Pegasus season!
Stylo: Pegasus season.
Coffee Crème: French season! Kill the frenchy!
Orion: *Shoots Coffee Creme*
Coffee Crème: *Has her entire face covered in charcoal, and glares at Stylo* You're despicable.

Did I mention that Orion has a sister? She is the yard master, and controls everything that happens in the train yard. It's a difficult job, but somepony has to do it, and she volunteered.

Snowflake: *Sitting Von radio* Sure is a beautiful day. *About to listen to Musik on the radio*
Engineer Pony: Come in Cheyenne Yard, this is train, 102. Do Du copy?
Snowflake: *Grabs walkie talkie* I copy. Are Du coming in?
Engineer Pony: Yes ma'am. I have three diesels pulling the train. Lead unit is Engine 942. Load: Wires, and gasoline.
Snowflake: You're right on time, and clear to enter.
Engineer Pony: Thank you.
Snowflake: *Hears explosion, and sticks her head out the window* What's happening?
Yard Worker: Sorry Snowflake, but a chemical car blew up.
Snowflake: Fix the damage immediately. We are expecting a freight train here within a few minutes. *Gets head back into yard tower* Red Rose did a better job dealing with those chemical cars then I ever will.

2 B Continued

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Wonderbolt Zeigen Gordon, Case Cracker, and Erica were at was just beginning.

Gordon: This oughta be fun. *Sees a Rock Island Biker* Hey, there's a R.I.B Von the entrance.
Case Cracker: *Tries to look above the crowd, wearing shades to make it look natural* Yeah, I see him. Let's go Mehr into the crowd.
Gordon: He's moving, but he's going away from us.
Case Cracker: Good maybe he'll let us watch the show. *Watches the Wonderbolts performance*
RIB: *grabs gun*
Ponies: AAAAAAAH! *Running*
RIB: *Shoots everyone*
Gordon: Goddammit. Let's get outta here. *Runs to car*
Erica: *Running*
RIB: *Shoots...

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon, and Case cracker returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are Du talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll Bewegen his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit Du could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 81 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Somewhere between Cheyenne, and Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving their freight train at 65 miles an hour.

Hawkeye: *On a radio* Engine 3713, approximately fifteen Minuten away from Laramie. Request permission to enter your train yard.
Tower Pony: Copy that 3713, the yards are empty, Du may enter with your train.
Hawkeye: Thank you.

However, at Cheyenne, things weren't going as smooth as they were in Laramie. Aqua Marine's train was still derailed, and they were trying to get it back onto the tracks.

Orion:...

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Spike It Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Part 1: link

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, Du need to improve your performance. Especially Du Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. Du maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. Du don't pass the ball to your teammates, Du caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking....

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Project Nexus ACT 1 Part 1 "Introduction"

posted by SomeoneButNoone

WARNING
This fan-fic is not even close to my old fan-fics
It is still in old reality and stuff so if Du dont know wtf is happening just check out my old fan-fics
( I felt like Schreiben some filler to my normal series that - will come in it time - yes I WILL continue The New era BUT maybe under another name dunno )

here comes my death as a writer
enojy.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Year : ???
Era : "The New World"

"Life have changed, most of Equestria is now covered Von wastelands. Only some Merida - Legende der Highlands ponies survived the explosion in Canterlot. Five scientists tried to recreate...

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Flash Sentry Rant Part 2!

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: There will be Mehr swearing than last time (And it'll be Mehr intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls kitz, rehkitz over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

regenbogen Dash was leading everypony to where she found the X.

Rainbow Dash: We're almost there.
Max: Which direction do we go?
Rainbow Dash: Once we pass that rock, we gotta go left.

They turned left after passing a rock, and found the X.

Erik: There it is.
Leaf Pile: We found it.
Larry: Let's dig it up.
Dount: But we didn't bring any shovels.
Leaf Pile: No shovels?!!?
Applejack: I'm a fast digger, even without a shovel. Leave it to me.

Everyone started to stand back.

Applejack: *Begins digging, and has a lot of dirt flying into the air*
Others: *Watching the dirt fly over them*
Applejack: *Throws...

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rover, Spot, and Fido were falling down towards the ocean.

Rover: AHHHHHH!
Spot: Someone help us!!
Fido: *Sees a pirate ship* Hey look. A boat.

All three of them safely landed on the pirate ship.

Indiana Bones: Hey! Look at those three.
Luxor: They fell from heaven.
James: It's the gods we've been praying for to help us.
Rover: Uh.. What?
Bowler: Bow down to the gods.

Everyone on the ship was a diamond dog, and they were all bowing down to Rover, and his two companions.

Mickey: What would the gods want us to do for them first?
Rover: Excuse us for a moment. *Walks with Spot, and Fido away from...

Ponies On The Rails: The Human World Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The mirror

Location: The pony world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 3:42 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss were at a hotel. As Metal Gloss was laying in bett with a bowl of grapes, Pete was talking on the phone.

Pete: I've called sixty five other places around this city, and they sagte they didn't have a mirror delivered to them.
Fat Pony: *Sitting behind a schreibtisch in a small building at a harbor* What makes Du think we have a mirror around here?
Pete: Because, we saw it on a barge, being towed Von a tugboat going under the Golden Neigh Bridge!
Fat Pony: What did it look like?
Pete: It's a purple...

Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Princess Cadance)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 11: Black Widow

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #52 on a gondola*

Princess Cadance: *Gets on the same gondola* Hello Nick.

Me: Greetings, Princess Cadance.

Princess Cadance: *Sees the comic I am reading* Who is that girl on that comic book cover?

Me: That’s Black Widow.

Princess Cadance: Black Widow?

Me: Black Widow, aka Natasha Romanoff, is an ex-Soviet Union spy who now works for S.H.I.E.L.D., working mostly with Hawkeye and Director Nick Fury.

Princess Cadance: She seems interesting.

Me: She fell in Liebe with a fellow villain named Hawkeye, who wanted to destroy Iron Man, so they both teamed...

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Trixie)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 10: The Scarlet Witch

Me: *Reading X-Men #4* near the Town Hall*

Trixie: *Looks at me* Did Du know that I am the greatest magician ever?

Me: Really? I always thought it was the Scarlet Witch.

Trixie: *Looks confused* Who is this Scarlet Witch and why is she better than me?

Me: The Scarlet Witch, aka Wanda Maximoff, is a mutant who can make hexes and even alter reality. She is also the twin sister of Quicksilver.

Trixie: Well I can do hexes too!

Me: Anyhow, Scarlet Witch and her brother Quicksilver were originally members of Magneto’s Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, later quitting his group...

Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Spike)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 7: Falcon

Me: *Reading Captain America #117* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Spike: *Sits Weiter to me and sighs*

Me: What's wrong Spike?

Spike: Well, I can't find a comic sidekick who actually does awesome things...

Me: I know one, his name is Falcon.

Spike: Falcon?

Me: Falcon, aka Samuel Wilson, was the sidekick of Captain America. He originally had a green outfit, but changed it to red and white suit with red wings in Captain America Annual #11*.

Spike: Wow! He sounds pretty cool.

Me: *Nods* He's even filled in for Captain America.

Spike: Really?

Me: Yeah, in Captain America: Sentinel of Liberty...

Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Applejack)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 5: spinne Man

Me: *Reading Amazing Fantasy #15* at a cafe*

Applejack: *Approaches me, with a worried expression* Hello Nick.

Me: Hello Applejack. What's wrong?

Applejack: *Sighs* Tomorrow is Applebloom's birthday, and she wants new superhero comics. But I don't know what hero I could introduce her to...

Me: Maybe spinne Man?

Applejack: spinne Man?

Me: spinne Man, aka Peter Parker. He gained spinne senses and super strength when he was bitten Von a radioactive. He's fairly smart, as he created his own web slingers.

Applejack: Wow! He sounds mighty cool!

Me: He finally got his own series, starting...

On The Block Episode 13 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our Zeigen where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, oder played as characters in skits. For instance, regenbogen Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The arsch arsch Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

---

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first Tag of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie:...

On The Block Episode 13 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straße corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Weiter to Double Scoop*
Tom: Mehr ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Weiter to...

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On The Block Episode 13 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hey everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month....

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The Storm Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was now 7:30 PM. It rained for half an hour, then because of the cold temperatures, the rain on the sidewalks turned into ice.

Emerald Ivy: *Exits her Shop after closing it, then slips on ice. She prevents herself from falling, then walks back into her shop* Time to get the salt.

Lots of other ponies were getting salt on the sidewalk to get rid of the ice. It would take a long time to get rid of the ice, but as long as it worked, they didn't care.

Emerald Ivy: *Pours all of her salt in a small area* There we go. Now that will get rid of the ice very quickly.
Saten Twist: *Slowly walking...

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The Storm Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Trenton Neigh Jersey, truck depot at Roberts Avenue
3:30 PM

Joe sagte that he got his deliveries from a railway yard. Well, he lied. It wasn't a railway yard, but four train tracks were Weiter to the depot where the trailers got loaded with supplies.

Joe just returned here from Manehattan.

Boss: Nice work Joe. I got reports from those ponies that Du did well delivering that steel.
Joe: No problem sir. Just doing my job.
Boss: Alright. I need Du to get some timber into Fillydelphia. Once Du return from that, you're free to go.
Joe: I'm on it sir.
Worker: *Walks towards the boss* Sir, a call.
Boss:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 80 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 78 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:23 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After crashing the three engines into the repairs, Jeff was sent to Pete's office.

Pete: Alright, let's go over what Du did wrong.
Jeff: Spare me the details, I already know.
Pete: Why did Du do it?
Jeff: I didn't mean to crash those engines.
Pete: I know Du didn't, but Du need to be Mehr careful. Three diesels that have just been prepared for an express train get destroyed, and are in need of Mehr repairs, thanks to you. These type of shenanigans cost money. I can't have anymore foul ups going on while...