Archer
Lord Burlington: What are Du going to do when we start attacking.
regenbogen Dash: Just being me.
Applejack: Yup. Same here.
Rarity: Me too.
Lord Burlington: What's that supposed to mean?
regenbogen Dash: You'll see when we start fighting.
Lord Burlington: Something tells me I don't want to see.
Applejack: We promise, having us in your army will be the greatest decision Du ever made.
Lord Burlington: Why do I find that hard to believe. Well, here's a few of our soldiers Du haven't met. Archer here is very skilled with a bow & arrow.
Archer: Nice to meet Du three. I hope Du don't plan on joining us anytime soon.
Lord Burlington: Easy Lieutenant. Du won't be happy with what the orange one plans on doing to Du if Du keep criticizing them about being here to help us stop those griffons.
Archer: Sorry sir. Anyway, my name is Archer. If Du want to know anything about using a bow & arrow, come to me.
regenbogen Dash: Sure. *Sees golden arrows* That looks awesome.
Archer: Du like that? I'll make some for Du if you'd like.
regenbogen Dash: Yeah.
Applejack: *Sees Archer's eyes* How did your eyes become like that?
Archer: Long story, but to make it short, I killed a changeling when it bit my leg.
Lord Burlington: Okay ladies, follow me this way.
regenbogen Dash, Applejack, and Rarity: *Following Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: We have another expert named Silver. He's an expert on armor.
Rarity: *Giggling*
Lord Burlington: What's so funny?
Rarity: I have a friend who has a brother named Shining Armor.
Lord Burlington: That sounds like a stupid name. Hopefully, he doesn't get married to a princess.
Silver: *Walks over* The expert on armor that the lord was talking about is me.
Rarity: *Falling in Liebe with Silver*
Applejack: Uh oh.
regenbogen Dash: Du remember what happened last time Rarity fell in Liebe with a stallion?
Applejack: Ngh. Don't remind me. She did the same thing to Big Macintosh.
regenbogen Dash: Ew.
Rarity: I heard Du two!
Lord Burlington: Ladies, follow me.
The four of them went to see the expert on cannons, Kan Can.
Lord Burlington: Kan Can, stop working on that blasted weapon, and come to me.
Kan Can: *Under a cannon* Sorry sir, unfortunately, I got something in my eyes while working on this thing, and I can't see.
Lord Burlington: Just follow my voice.
Kan Can: Okay. *Bangs head on cannon*
Lord Burlington: You'll have to excuse him. He's a little... Clumsy.
regenbogen Dash: And Du thought we wouldn't be good soldiers.
Applejack: *Notices that Kan Can has no tail* I don't trust him.
Rarity: Whyever not?
Applejack: He has no tail. Never trus-
regenbogen Dash: *Covers Applejack's mouth* Okay, remember what happened last time Du sagte that?
Applejack: I Lost my tail, and everypony made fun of me. Nopony ever lets me forget that.
Lord Burlington: And that's it. Welcome, and I hope Du three enjoy working in my army.
But Rarity was still annoyed about regenbogen Dash, and applejack with talking about her behind her back. She had plans to find out why they did so.
2 B continued
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