It was a beautiful Tag in Equestria. regenbogen Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks Du two for helping out at my farm.
regenbogen Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
regenbogen Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if Du get it on you, Du can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised Du didn't wear that farming outfit Du made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit* Howdy y'all. I'm Rarity, and I'm gonna pretend to be a farmer just to impress this stallion!
Applebloom & Scootaloo: *Laughing*
Sweetie Belle: Du know, it's actually not easy to see in this thing. I got a better idea. Let's modify it so that it will fit us!

Back at the lunch.

Rarity: And while they were making it shorter, Sweetie Belle somehow ended up setting it on fire.
Applejack: How is that possible?
regenbogen Dash: Fireplace?
Rarity: Fireplace.
Gilda: *Arrives* Hey regenbogen Crash. Still hanging out with these lame ponies?
regenbogen Dash: They're not lame! They're my friends.
Rarity: And her name is regenbogen Dash.
Gilda: Whatever. I stahl, stola $1,000,000 from this rich stallion in Vanhoover, and got this awesome gem. The owner sagte it had some power, but I don't know what it does. Shall I try it out on you?
regenbogen Dash: No.
Gilda: Fine. I'll try it out on the three of Du then. *Uses magic gem*

The gem teleported them into a grassy field. Nothing could be seen except for a faraway mountain, and some trees.

Gilda: Wait a minute.
Applejack: What the hay? *Looking around* Where are we?
Gilda: I don't know. This thing just ended up-

All of a sudden, a message started appearing into the ground.

The user of this gem has challenged Du to a war. If Du defeat the user, Du may go home.

Gilda: Oh, so that's what it does.
Rarity: Du never knew that until now?
Gilda: Well, the owner barely told me anything about the gem!

Two days ago.

Store owner: Remember, this gem can teleport you, and your enemies to any part of the past. The winner gets to go back into the present, but they have to kill their enemies first.

Now Gilda remembered.

Gilda: Oh. Looks like I remember now. We have to fight each other.
regenbogen Dash: Fine with me.
British Soldiers: *Arrive* Halt. What are Du four doing here?
Gilda: Umm....
British Soldier: Du four are underarrest.

Theme song: link

So the four of them got arrested, and were on a ship in sea.

Gilda: Where are we going?
British Soldier: To the United States of Equestria.
Applejack: What Jahr is this?
British Soldier: 1745.
Rarity: Du know what this means?
regenbogen Dash: We're in medieval times.

STH Productions Presents

Just Be Me

Episode 1: The Three Maresketeers

Based off of the video Von AgrolChannel on youtube.

Starring

regenbogen Dash
Applejack
and Rarity

Also starring

The ponies

Princess Celestia
Lord Burlington
Arhcer
Silver
Kan Can
Jerry
Pete
Applebloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo

Also starring the Griffons

Gilda
Max
Tomtom
Porter
Lucifer
McKing
And Mike

And stop the music, because this is the end of part 1.

2 B continued