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Bob Newhart
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This is the sequel to the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He still lives in Fillydelphia with his wife Emily.

Everyday Du can see Bob walking around the streets of Fillydelphia, and most of the time he does that, he's on his way to work. Speaking of work, he's a therapist.

One day, Bob was at his office at work, when his assistant Carol knocked on the door.

Bob: Come in.
Carol: *Enters room* Good morning Mr. Newhart. I just wanted Du to know that a pony came all the way here from Chicagoat to work as a dentist.
Bob: And, you're telling me this because?
Carol: Well, he seemed like a nice pony, and I thought Du two would make great friends.
Bob: Okay. I'm not expecting any visitors for another ten minutes, so I guess now would be the perfect time to go see him. *Walks out of office* Where is he?
Carol: Du go toward the elevators, and take a right down the hallway.
Bob: *Goes right down hallway* Alright Mr. Dentist. Let's see if you're what Carol says Du are. *Knocks on door*
Dentist Pony: Who is it?
Bob: Uh, somepony named Carol told me to come see you.
Dentist Pony: Come on in.
Bob: *Enters room* Hello.
Dentist Pony: So, you're that therapist Carol told me about, right?
Bob: Yeah. I'm Bob, what's your name?
Dentist Pony: My name is Jerry. Do Du like sports?
Bob: Do I like Sports? I Liebe them. They're my Favorit thing to watch on television, that, and some classic Fernsehen shows.
Jerry: Oh really? Do Du have a channel called Memorable Entertainment Television?
Bob: Yes, I do.
Jerry: Ah, cool. So do I! I just started watching Happy Days.
Bob: Good for you. What's your Favorit sport team?
Jerry: Let's see. For football, I like the St. Foalis Rams. For baseball, I like the San Franciscolt Giants, and for basketball, I like the 76ers.
Bob: I remember one time, two of my nephews came to visit, and I had to take them to a basketball court. One of them sagte he would be the 76ers, and that everypony on his team was a 76 Jahr old stallion.
Jerry: Ha, *Laughing* That's funny.
Carol: *Arrives* Bob, somepony is here to see you.
Bob: Thanks Carol. It was nice to meet Du Jerry.
Jerry: Likewise. Come visit me anytime Du like.
Bob: Sure. Here's my address, *Gives Jerry a card with his address* Come visit me anytime.
Jerry: Du got it.
Bob: *Goes to office*

Who was the pony that was waiting for Bob in his office?

Find out in the Weiter part of The Sekunde Bob Newhart Fanfiction.
 Emily
Emily
 Carol
Carol
 Jerry
Jerry
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Canada24
EARLY THE Weiter MORNING!

The girls, and Ditto started there rescue mission.

Spike was there too, wanted to help save his friend.

They arrived in the tunnels finally.

Spike being able to remind them to look for the tunnels with the most gems.

They were getting close, but Rover saw them coming, and as annoying as Sweetie Belle, he wasn't gonna give her up so easily.

Rarity ran wait up to them, trying to be intimidating.

"You bastards! Give me my sister!" Rarity cried angrily.

"Haha. Good to see Du two Mrs Rarity" Rover mocked.

"Just give my god damn sister! Du mutts!" Rarity cried angrily.

Rover growled...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 29

The Suchen For The Golden Spike

June 11, 1953

It was 7:00 PM in Cheyenne. Everypony working on the Union Pacific finished their work day. However, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were still sitting on a bench at the station platform. Something...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see Du now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lady took Con to her house.

Lady: How are Du going to get us back here without a time machine?
Con: With this *Shows remote* I just have to hit the button on here, and we're back into the Jahr 2014.
Lady: What does the future look like?
Con: Not as good as 1958, I'll tell Du that. Are Du ready?
Lady: Yes.
Con: Alright. Here we go. *Hits button*

It worked. Con, and Lady returned to Canterlot on the Jahr 2014.

P: Well done Con. That was quick.
Lady: *Looking around* This is a nice place Du have here.
P: Thank Du Lady. This cost us a lot of money.
Lady: I see.
P: Now, we're going to have you...
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Spike:Ugh,another bier I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give Du them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run Von thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 5: War pony

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for Du to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want Du to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon: Cool....
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Like a shadow loves to follow
When the sun's shining bright
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around

And how the moon can Bewegen the water
When the stars are in the sky
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around

I've always got your back
I'll always hold it down
I'll be around
And anything Du need
won't have to make a sound
'Cause i'll be around

And when the times get harder
We can take off
You don't have to worry
if we get lost
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around
And Du don't have to wonder
We can be free
Anything Du want,
you can count on me
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around

And it's much better than a promise
It's Mehr like...
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#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..

#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. Du really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him Mehr in Filme like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass*. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
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added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*


-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-


Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's Du right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a ratte inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*


-Well. I rather think that this is Mehr normal than chill life-

Joel -...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After a few days of training, Guy was back in his tent with Black Tuesday.

Guy: Three days of running, obstacles, and all that other shit Sargent Pride is making us do.. If the Vietcong don't kill me, the training exercises will.
Black Tuesday: It's not all that bad. Du just try to run too fast.
Guy: Do I now?
Black Tuesday: Yeah. Didn't Du notice everyone else was behind Du when Du were running?
Guy: No. I think I was just too busy trying to complete the damn thing to notice anyone behind me.
Summer Pride: *Blows a whistle* EVERYPONY OVER HERE ON THE DOUBLE!!!!
Guy: *Runs with Black Tuesday towards...
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added by Jade_23
Source: Deviantart, Tumblr
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Slash - *looks around the murder scene wich is pinkies house*
Ace - I see nothing.
Slash - Well I do see some apples. The died out of strong kick I assume.
Ace - UT the autopsy say-
Slash - Poison. fuchs used poison. But Sekunde coming was another Killer. Wich is... *looks up on cealing* Haaa... *looks on tabelle and points on apfel, apple pie* AppleJack.
Ace - What! How can Du be so sure.
Slash - She came In and gave Pinkie the apfel, apple pie. Problem is. *cuts pie in half* Half of it is poison. While Sekunde part is hallucigen. She probably saw monster oder something kicked her almost dead body and ran away tripping...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new Friends coming to Mitmachen the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* Du see what happens when Du touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...
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posted by Canada24
Spike: Uh, Twilight? Where's your castle?

Twilight: The map pulled us back, but whatever Starlight did in the past changed things here!

Spike: But why? And how did we get here? Where's here?

Twilight: Mehr like when.

Saten: (annoyed) Please Twilight, that's such a douche time-traveler thing to say.

Twilight: Whatever.. Point is, Starlight altered star, sterne Swirl's spell, then somehow used it on the map to travel into the past and change something!

Saten: It's obvious what it i-

Twilight: Saten, please.. Anyway. Once she did, the map pulled us back to the present!

Spike: So we're back where— I mean, when...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When the shift was over, Süßigkeiten was thinking about something.

Tim: *Turning right into the police station's parking lot* What's on your mind?
Candy: I'll tell Du tomorrow.
Tim: Can't Du tell me now?
Candy: I'm thinking about how to stop that suspect. I haven't worked out all the details, but when I do, I think it will work.
Tim: *Parks the car in the parking lot* Can't wait to hear what Du have planned. *Walks away*
Candy: *Watching Tim get into his Viper, and drive away*
Julia: *Arrives* Hey, what happened?
Candy: With what? The pursuit?
Julia: Yeah. My partner gets sore when he doesn't catch a...
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Shadow - Will he mange to do it?
Dan - He is smart... How I created Him.
Shadow - What if he rebel?
Dan - Don't worry, he believes in friendship.
??? - Friendship IS Magic...
Dan - Hahaha... Right... I hope he will use his new power well
Shadow - Power of Creation?
Dan - No... Power of free will... They both have it now. And he can change slomeone soul with it. I hope and I believe he can do it.

Episode 10
When creation gain free will
-_--_---

Darkness - Huh. Where are you...
Hunter - HAHAHAHAHAHA *attacks him from behind*
Darkness - *there is baum that blocks an attack*
Hunter - *but baum fall under force*...
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posted by Canada24
Twilight: Those look yummy, Pinkie! Let me help you! But we better cover them up so they don't get spoiled.

Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!

Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.

Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] Du mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!

Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do Du have something Du need to say? Du seem like you've been keeping something in.

Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]

Fluttershy: We're here...
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As the group of Heroes made it upstairs, Sean had a plan.

Sean: Charmy, Du go with Knuckles, and find two boats for us.
Charmy: Du got it.
Knuckles: We'll go find them for you. *Flies off the boot with Charmy*
Sean: Dash, take these. *Gives her time bombs* Put these around the hall. Vector, and Mighty, Du go with her.
Vector: Roger.
Sean: The rest of Du on me. *Walks towards Sonic*

Rainbow Dash was planting one bomb on a wall, when Twilight appeared.

Twilight: Well well well, look who we have here.
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle. You're still working for Eggman?
Twilight: Fuck yeah man,...
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