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It was all arranged. Harry was getting his team ready to arrest Pollanchio.

Harry: We'll have ten police officers in three cars. They will wait for either me, oder one of the four rookies to call in reinforcements. When we call for you, go towards the front entrance, but stay Von your vehicles. Everypony ready?
Police Ponies: Yes sir.
Joe: *Climbs into white car* See Du there.
Harry: Yeah.
John: *Arrives with Phil, Rick, and Max* Harry, on behalf of all four of us, we want to thank Du for requesting us.
Harry: The pleasure is all mine.
Rick: We won't let Du down.
Harry: I know Du won't.

The four young police ponies got on their motorcycles, while Harry got into his car, and they followed the three police cars.

Meanwhile, Frank Pollanchio, and his gang we're doing what all gangsters do when not causing violence, eating Chinese Essen in a warehouse.

The phone was ringing, but nopony bothered to pick it up. After 15 seconds, they had it.

Frank: Henry, pick up the phone.
Henry: *Stops eating, goes to phone, and picks it up* Hello?
???: Listen, there's going to be some police officers trying to arrest Du guys. Be careful. *Hangs up*
Henry: *Puts phone down*
Frank: What was it?
Henry: I just got a call from somepony saying that police officers would be here.
Frank: Everypony grab a gun.
Gangsters: *Grabbing shotguns, and MP40's*
Frank: Du see anything?
Gangster 1: I just see somepony walking.
Frank: Is he wearing a police uniform?
Gangster 1: No.
Frank: Whoever that pony was who called Henry must have been pranking him.
Henry: Hey, there's four police ponies coming here on motorcycles.
Gangster 1: That pony just grabbed a gun. A big revolver!
Frank: Goddamnit. Just stay in here, and don't do anything.
Phil: *Knocks on door*
Frank: Who is it?
Phil: Police ponies, let us in.
Frank: There's nopony here!
Phil: We have a Suchen warrant for this place. Let us in!
Frank: *Pointing shotgun at door* Du can't come in.
Phil: We know he's in there, let us in!
Frank: How about Du eat my lead?! *Shoots door*

The bullets went through the door, and hit Phil. He was dead.

Harry: *Shoots gangster 1*
Frank: *Shooting at John*
John: *Taking cover*
Rick: *Shoots window*
Harry: *Shoots Henry*
Gangster 2: *Shooting MP40 at Harry*
Harry: *Taking cover behind cooler*
Gangster 3: *Shooting at Harry*
Frank: Somepony get out there, and kill the pony with the .44!
Gangster 2: I'm on it! *Runs downstairs*

The rest of Harry's squad arrived in the three cars.

Gangster 4: *Shooting at police car*
Joe: *Using microphone* Cease fire! Cease fire! Put your weapons down, and come out with your hooves up!
Gangster 3: Goddamn cops.
Frank: Go to hell! *Shoots police pony*
Max: *Crawling towards door so that he won't get shot*
Police Pony: *Shoots gangster 4*
Gangster 3: *Shoots at Joe*
Joe: *Taking cover behind car*
Max: *Opens door, and kills gangster 3*
Frank: *Runs away*
Harry: *Waiting Von cooler*
Gangster 2: *Shoots five bullets at Harry, then runs into garage*
Harry: *Shoots garage door*
Gangster 2: *Drives out of garage in car*
Harry: *Shoots gangster 2*

The car crashed into a small office building.

Frank: *Drives out of garage in car*
Harry: *Jumps on haube of the car*
Frank: *Backs up, turns around, and drives forward*
Harry: *Holding onto car*
Frank: *Driving fast*
Harry: *Holding on*
Frank: *Turns left*
Harry: *Falls off*
Frank: *Looks at Harry, then at a crane, and crashes*

The back of the car was up in the air, and Frank's dead body was on the gas, causing the back tires to still move.

Harry walked over to the car, and looked at Frank. He was dead alright, so he decided to end it all, and turn the car off.

2 B continued.
 Frank driving towards the crane, and is about to crash
Frank driving towards the crane, and is about to crash
posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little pony franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created Von me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her Friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight sagte "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy sagte "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

Rainbow Dash sagte "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie sagte "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and sagte "Discord's...
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posted by candylover246
God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the Sekunde i Veröffentlichen it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.



*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful Tag in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a Zufällig gay thought suddenly popped up in her rosa head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of Friends is gay", Pinkie said...
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Source: zoe-product
I was watching some Yo Mama Videos on YouTube before I started Schreiben this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope Du guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a Tag for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought regenbogen Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish...
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Source: sazuko
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Source: pintrest (if anyone knows the exact artist, let me know)
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#5: Anthropology Von JasonTheHuman
Okay, I haven't actually read it..But it's on Triq267's Liste of must reads, and I want to have at least ONE story to hate on, despite never Lesen it. Cause, as Brad Jones would say.
"Hating on stuff everyone likes, makes me think I'm being cool.. But really it makes me look like a total asshole"


#4: THE rosa TEMPTATION Von CooperCrisp:
Look I just don't care about Carrot Cake.. I'm sorry.
But this writer has some really well done talent..

link


#3: SPIKE'S regenbogen DASH Von MallaJone:
SpikeXDash isn't the WORST idea for a ship. And this writer is kinda talented.
But...
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Source: Alasou
HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this Zeigen down with the evil hündin Queen Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that Queen Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if Du liked the season finale of season 6 oder not ?


Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better Friends with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
BEST:

CUPCAKES:
This story truly is my favourite creepy pasta.
I made stories of it myself.
Not only that, but the fact that Cupcakes has some of the greastest Fan Videos and Fan sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew WK". Witch, according to Conan (yes, I watch Conan, deal with it, hahaha) the song was made directly for the video, same with the whole song. Guess its why most of the songs are party themed, particulary the one used for Hellsing Abridged.
Anyway.
Obviously this story two thumbs up for me.
As its "different"...
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THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD Du HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL Du SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS Du TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY oder WHATEVER YOUR pony NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...
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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did Du spend it all bier again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that Tag came and went after Du gave yourself...
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I thought I would have Mehr ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have Mehr annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my Friends want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro Sekunden after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are Mehr oder less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
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Source: joyreactor, EQD
Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his Friends in their Favorit tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose hemd, shirt and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of Liebe had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...
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A/N: This story was highly inspired Von The Liebe in the Night Von Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, Du heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if Du don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank Du for Lesen and enjoy!

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her schloss in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of Liebe craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...
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