Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pony world, african equestrian.
Ponies: *Waiting in line for a taxi*
Black Mare: *Passing ponies* Excuse me please. I have somewhere important to be. *Gets in Taxi*
Ponies: Hey, haven't Du heard of a line?
Black Mare: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives*
Black Mare: *Carrying money*
Taxi Driver: *Staring at money*
Black Mare: We aren't going to get anywhere, unless Du keep your eyes on the road.
Taxi Driver: Yes ma'am. Where to?
Black Mare: 1000, sunset boulevard.
Taxi Driver: I'll get Du there quickly. *Drives to 1000, sunset boulevard*
Black Mare: *Shows money for only one second* OOH!
Taxi Driver: *Laughing*
Black Mare: *Laughing*
Taxi Driver: *Stops* Here we are ma'am. 1000, sunset boulevard.
Black Mare: Thank you.
Pimp: *Gets in taxi*
Black Mare: Ah!
Taxi Driver: Is everything okay back the-
Pimp: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives* Where to?
Pimp: Just keep going, I'll let Du know when to stop.
Taxi Driver: Du got it.
Black Mare: I was just on my way to see you.
Pimp: Why didn't Du call?
Black Mare: I had no phone?
Pimp: No phone at a hotel? What have Du been doing?
Black Mare: Stuff.
Pimp: Bullshit. Let's see that purse. *Takes purse, and sees money* Uh, huh. What have Du been doing? Du know what? Don't answer that question. I know you're just going to be a shitty arsch liar anyway.
Black Mare: I was going to give that money to you. Give me a chance?
Pimp: Chance? Bitch, Du had your chance. Now, it's over. *Grabs a can of motor oil*
Taxi Driver: Oh no! *Stops cab, and runs out*
Black Mare: No! Leave me alone!
Pimp: *Sprays motor oil into black mare's mouth*
The black mare then started choking, and died.
Weiter morning, the pimp was driving down the Golden Neigh Bridge, leaving San Franciscolt.
Pimp: *Driving over bridge*
Police Pony: *Riding motorcycle*
Pimp: *Passes a car*
Police Pony: *Turns on police light*
Pimp: *Goes off highway*
Police Pony: *Follows*
Pimp: *Sees police pony* What the hell?
The pimp, and police pony continued going down the road, until they got under the bridge they were previously on.
Police Pony: *Walks from bike, to pimp*
Pimp: *Hiding gun under his leg*
Police Pony: May I see your driver's license?
Pimp: What am I getting pulled over for?
Police Pony: Let me see your driver's license. I'm afraid Du were speeding.
Pimp: Yeah, Du better be afraid.
Police Pony: Just Zeigen me your license.
Pimp: Sure thing officer. *Grabs wallet, and shows driver's license in wallet, with a $100 bribe*
The pimp was about to grab his gun, but the police pony beat him to that.
Pimp: *Staring at police pony*
Police Pony: *Shoots Pimp five times*
2 B continued
Pimp
The pimp drives down the Golden Neigh Bridge, with the police pony following close behind.
Princess Luna as a filly
Almost the same mottos...
regenbogen Dash leads Twilight to the town square.
"So what is it"? asks, Twilight.
"I found the alicorn amulet"! says, regenbogen Dash.
"WHAT?!" I thought I locked that thing away!" says Twilight. "Me too" says, regenbogen Dash.
"Rainbow Dash have Du seen my brother?" asks, Twilight. "No sorry Twi." replies, regenbogen Dash.
Twilight tries to find the others. "WAIT!!!" yells, Trixie. "I am coming with you". "You can't Trixie it's far too dangerous and Sombra can be any of these ponies." explains, Twilight. "Oh please let me! The Great and Apologetic Trixie can do it"! explains, Trixie. "Fine" says, Twilight.
To be continued....................
"So what is it"? asks, Twilight.
"I found the alicorn amulet"! says, regenbogen Dash.
"WHAT?!" I thought I locked that thing away!" says Twilight. "Me too" says, regenbogen Dash.
"Rainbow Dash have Du seen my brother?" asks, Twilight. "No sorry Twi." replies, regenbogen Dash.
Twilight tries to find the others. "WAIT!!!" yells, Trixie. "I am coming with you". "You can't Trixie it's far too dangerous and Sombra can be any of these ponies." explains, Twilight. "Oh please let me! The Great and Apologetic Trixie can do it"! explains, Trixie. "Fine" says, Twilight.
To be continued....................
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Tom: *Walking down main street* Hi. I'm Tom Foolery. Ponyville was my Home for most of my life after being born in 1989. In 2016, I moved to Fillydelphia. While my career as a comedian, and actor has taken me to many different parts around the United States of Equestria, and a couple of other countries, I frequently like to come back to the place where it all began. Du want a good comedy show? Mitmachen me now, as SeanTheHedgehog Productions presents to you, my Old Stomping Grounds.
A crowd can be heard...
