It was 8:30 PM. Harry drove to the police station to check out for the day, and go to his home.
Harry: *Parks car in police parking lot, then walks to police headquarters*
Charlie: *Goes backwards in his car, and nearly hits Harry*
Harry: *Looking in car*
Charlie: *Comes out of car* Harry. Du crazy bastard, I could've killed you.
Harry: Yeah, I've noticed.
Charlie: It's been a while since I've seen you. Du don't look any older to me. Do I look any older to you?
Harry: No.
Charlie: How come Du haven't seen me in all these years?
Harry: I'm sorry Charlie, I've been wanting to, but I've been too busy.
Charlie: Yeah, well I'm not living with Carol anymore.
Harry: I'm sorry to hear that.
Charlie: Yeah, it's alright. I guess it's all of this police work that us stallions do. It ain't as easy as it used to be. Am I right?
Harry: I suppose. Why don't Du retire?
Charlie: Retire? Let me tell Du something, I've been on the police force for ten years, and I ain't ever retiring. *Gets back in car* The only way to go down, is to go down fighting! *Starts car* Am I right?!
Harry: *Shakes head yes*
Charlie: *Drives out of parking lot*
Harry walked into the police building, and went downstairs to the shooting range. When he got there, there were four stallions, all of them were in their twenties.
Harry: Du practice a lot here?
John: When you're a police pony Du have to practice. I'm John Davis. This is Phil Sweet, Rick Jones, and over there we have Max McGarrett.
Harry: Du related to Steve McGarrett?
All: *Laughing*
Harry: *Goes to set up new targets* I wasn't expecting anypony else here. Usually, I get this area to myself.
John: We'll leave if Du want us to.
Harry: *Sets targets* Nah, that's alright. *Goes back to shooting area*
Rick: What kind of gun do Du have?
Harry: *Shows .44* I always use this gun.
Max: What kind of bullets do Du use?
Harry: Hollow points, with a light special. I always prefer this gun over a .357 anyday, but they're both good guns. *Shoots target six times*
All six bullets hit the bulls eye.
Rick: That was pretty good.
Harry: Would Du like to try?
Rick: Oh, I don't know.
Harry: Go on, I insist.
Rick: Okay. *Takes gun, and shoots target six times*
Only five bullets hit the bulls eye.
Rick: *Frowns*
Others: *Smiling*
Rick: I missed one.
Harry: That's alright Du still did good.
Rick: Yeah, it's a little heavy for me.
Harry: You'll get used to it after a while. Where'd Du learn to shoot? Definitely not from around here.
Rick: No sir. I learned over at Denver. John, and Phil learned in St. Foalis, and Max learned in San Diego.
Harry: Are they better then you?
Rick: John, and Max are. Phil is better then me on a good day.
Phil: *Laughing* On a good day!
John: Well, we better get going.
And all four of the stallions left Harry at the shooting range.
2 B continued
Harry: *Parks car in police parking lot, then walks to police headquarters*
Charlie: *Goes backwards in his car, and nearly hits Harry*
Harry: *Looking in car*
Charlie: *Comes out of car* Harry. Du crazy bastard, I could've killed you.
Harry: Yeah, I've noticed.
Charlie: It's been a while since I've seen you. Du don't look any older to me. Do I look any older to you?
Harry: No.
Charlie: How come Du haven't seen me in all these years?
Harry: I'm sorry Charlie, I've been wanting to, but I've been too busy.
Charlie: Yeah, well I'm not living with Carol anymore.
Harry: I'm sorry to hear that.
Charlie: Yeah, it's alright. I guess it's all of this police work that us stallions do. It ain't as easy as it used to be. Am I right?
Harry: I suppose. Why don't Du retire?
Charlie: Retire? Let me tell Du something, I've been on the police force for ten years, and I ain't ever retiring. *Gets back in car* The only way to go down, is to go down fighting! *Starts car* Am I right?!
Harry: *Shakes head yes*
Charlie: *Drives out of parking lot*
Harry walked into the police building, and went downstairs to the shooting range. When he got there, there were four stallions, all of them were in their twenties.
Harry: Du practice a lot here?
John: When you're a police pony Du have to practice. I'm John Davis. This is Phil Sweet, Rick Jones, and over there we have Max McGarrett.
Harry: Du related to Steve McGarrett?
All: *Laughing*
Harry: *Goes to set up new targets* I wasn't expecting anypony else here. Usually, I get this area to myself.
John: We'll leave if Du want us to.
Harry: *Sets targets* Nah, that's alright. *Goes back to shooting area*
Rick: What kind of gun do Du have?
Harry: *Shows .44* I always use this gun.
Max: What kind of bullets do Du use?
Harry: Hollow points, with a light special. I always prefer this gun over a .357 anyday, but they're both good guns. *Shoots target six times*
All six bullets hit the bulls eye.
Rick: That was pretty good.
Harry: Would Du like to try?
Rick: Oh, I don't know.
Harry: Go on, I insist.
Rick: Okay. *Takes gun, and shoots target six times*
Only five bullets hit the bulls eye.
Rick: *Frowns*
Others: *Smiling*
Rick: I missed one.
Harry: That's alright Du still did good.
Rick: Yeah, it's a little heavy for me.
Harry: You'll get used to it after a while. Where'd Du learn to shoot? Definitely not from around here.
Rick: No sir. I learned over at Denver. John, and Phil learned in St. Foalis, and Max learned in San Diego.
Harry: Are they better then you?
Rick: John, and Max are. Phil is better then me on a good day.
Phil: *Laughing* On a good day!
John: Well, we better get going.
And all four of the stallions left Harry at the shooting range.
2 B continued
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail oder will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My herz is pure (her herz is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail oder will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My herz is pure (her herz is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this