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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After being promoted Von Pete, Percy went to wait with Hawkeye, and Stylo.

Hawkeye: What's with the sticker you're wearing?
Percy: Pete put that on there to let everypony that I'm now an engineer on this line.
Stylo: Ah, congratulations on the promotion.
Percy: Thank you.
Gordon: *Arrives* What the fuck is this? Du have enough room to let Percy sit with you, but Du won't let me sit with you?
Hawkeye: What can we say? You're fatter, and much Mehr rude then Percy.
Gordon: Why are Du wearing a sticker? What are you, three?
Percy: Read it, and find out.
Gordon: *Reading sticker* New engineer? What the fuck gave Pete the idea to let Du be an engineer?
Stylo: Because he actually knows how to drive a train.
Hawkeye: Yeah, all Du do is either go too fast, oder jump off at Zufällig times.
Gordon: Jesus christ. *Walks to train yard*
Percy: He always gets angry about everything.
Hawkeye: Oh yes he does.
Stylo: In 1941, he was one of the pilots that bombed Pearl Harbor.
Pete: *Arrives* Alright Percy, Orion is going to stop here, and let off some supplies from his freight train. When he does that, go ahead, and climb in the engine with him.
Percy: Yes sir.
Hawkeye: Good luck with your first assignment.
Pete: Pierce, Du and Stylo have to pull a double header with Gordon, and Coffee Creme.
Hawkeye: Double heading with Frenchy, and the angry pumpkin.
Stylo: I don't get it.
Hawkeye: Because he's orange.
Stylo: Oh, now I get it.

Percy soon saw Orion pull up to the station in a short freight train. It was being pulled Von one GP9. There were three box cars, and a caboose.

Percy: Hello.
Orion: Hey, how are you?
Percy: Good. I'm the new engineer.
Orion: So I heard. Climb in.
Percy: *Climbs into cab*
Orion: So how have things been?
Percy: Good.
Orion: Good. Now when you're ready, we can take off.
Percy: Well, should we wait for them to unload that car of supplies first?
Orion: Wait a minute, Du just gave me a good idea to get fired. *Takes off*
Workers: Wait, we still have to unload!!
Orion: Haha, that's definitely going to get me fired now.
Percy: Go back.
Orion: What?
Percy: I sagte go back, and let them unload the train!!
Orion: *Stops* Well, Du didn't have to shout. *Goes backwards to station*
Workers: Hey, kid, what were Du thinking?!
Orion: Oh, I thought it would be a good idea to get fired if I-
Workers: Not you, the other pony in the cab!
Percy: Who, me?
Workers: Yeah you, Du should have waited for us to unload before taking off like that!
Percy: But Orion was the one driving.
Worker: Bullshit! *Finishes unloading boxcar* Okay, now Du can go!
Percy: *Drives train*
Orion: Way to go Percy, Du ruined my chance of getting fired from here!
Percy: Why can't Du just quit?
Orion: Because I'll get arrested if I quit.
Percy: No Du won't.
Orion: Yes I will. It happened to a very good friend of mine that lived in London.
Percy: Whatever. I'm not even going to argue with you.

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''I am very proud of Du all for saving Equestria once again.'' Celestia said. They walked in the schloss and Celestia showed them the stained glass they were in. They were stunned when they saw it. Twilight said, ''This is-''. ''Don't I look dashing in it!? Look at my beautiful mane and tail! I need one of these at my boutique!'' Rarity said. They all laughed. ''What? It is beautiful.'' Rarity said. ''I also thank Du for reuniting me with my sister.'' Celestia said. Luna and Celestia hugged. ''I think this calls for a......PARTY!!!'' Pinkie Pie exclaimed.

Everypony was at the Crystal Empire...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The train finally made it to the crystal empire. Princess Cadence was waiting.

Princess Cadence: Du made it.
Easter bunny: Yeah, and now to celebrate easter.
Rainbow Dash: Did Du see me pull the train?
Princess Cadence: What
Rainbow Dash: I pulled it most of the way here from Ponyville.
Pinkie Pie: We filmed it to!
Rainbow Dash: Now everyone gets to see my awesomeness!
Easter bunny: Not yet! We've gotta celebrate Easter.
Rainbow Dash: Fine! Let's color some eggs.

Everypony in the crystal empire started painting eggs. While this was happening the easter bunny hid some eggs for the ponies to find....
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Okay, this time, Azura, Nikki, Score, Cotton Swirl, stormy, Jack, blaubeere, heidelbeere Swirl, Brawny, Twirl, Pixel, and Pacifica ran to the same place where they last saw Discord. Pacifica was all dressed up as she was going to go to are resort, she had high heels on cause she was afraid she was going to touch dirt. Pacifica, as usual was mean to Nikki and Score. She told them to carry her all the way to our destiny. Nikki and Score didn't wanted to do it but they knew what would happen if they didn't. So they carried her.

Nikki: *pant* *pant* are we there yet?
Score: *pant* I don't think so
Stormy: Why...
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posted by applejackrocks
All the ponies of ponyville are running backwards, the Tiere are running around, half of all the houses in ponyville are destroyed. Stormy, Nikki, Cotton Swirls, Score, and Azura are running to Stormy's house. When they finally arrived, they started making plans.

Stormy: Okay guys, what do we do first?
Azura: We have never defeated somepony so powerful...
Cotton Swirls: .....Some of us ponies, may not live....
Score: And I really don't wanna die....
Nikki: WOAH! Hang on there y'all, it's true, we may not live, but we'll still fight. We all have talent, mahn is with the rope.
Stormy: Nikki is right...my...
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In Canterlot.....

AJ: we really appreciate Du guard us here
Pinkie: Yeah!
Soldier: no problem
AJ: But how exacly did Princess Celestia died?
Soldier: Du see, Princess Celestia, as always, was drinking tee with the Wonderbolts, but suddenly, Discord came...he had 4 other ponies in his hand...I just reconized a pony there, her name is Twilight Sparkle, a faithful student of the Princess. The Wonderbolts tried to stop Discord...but it was to late...He grabbed the Princess and flew off....before he left I saw Twilight's horn glow then she screamed out "Elements of Harmony! Princess Luna!!! The Cutie...
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posted by applejackrocks
lets continue with the story... ..


AJ: (wakes up) huh? .......PINKIE!! Where are ya! (looks around in panic) Pinkie pie? Pinkie? (sees Pinkie's body in the floor covered with blood) No, No, NO! wake up sugarcube! d-dont leave me here.......alone........c'mon! wake up! Pinkie?....pinkie pie?... ..she's dead....FOREVER! (a tear rolls down her cheek)

Pinkie: APRIL FOOLS! *giggles*
AJ: what the hay?
Pinkie: hehe gotcha there *winks*
AJ: *face palm* oh pinkie! *giggles
Pinkie: so.....
AJ: wait, hpw did Du got rid of the lion?
Pinkie: I just gave him a piece of cake!
AJ: uhhhhh....okay? ummmm so......
Pinkie:...
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posted by AquoMoon
As the mane 6 found Princess Celestia and Luna searching for the elements of of harmony to defeat Discord who is currently ruling Equestria with chaos and disharmony. "Hello can Du ask me your name please?" asked Princess Celestia,"Sure I am Twilight Sparkle and theses are my Friends regenbogen Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, apfel, apple Jack, and Pinkie Pie," exclaimed Twilight Sparkle,"Hey sister did Du find them yet, Oh who are theses Friends of yours," asked Princess Luna,"Hey I know Du Twilight, Rarity, regenbogen Dash, Fluttershy, apfel, apple Jack and Pinkie Pie. Friends nope complete strangers to me."said...
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This is my first Artikel that I'm Schreiben for Fanpop, and it's 11pm at night, and I have school in the morning. So if I start rambling of the convenience of solar energy in Ponyville, due to regenbogen Dash's ability to clear the sky in 10 Sekunden flat, please, don't stop reading.

Let me start:

4.

She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess

In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.

Who knows? Perhaps some...
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