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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob, and Emily returned home.

Emily: Well, that was a fun cruise.
Bob: *Being sarcastic* Yeah, especially the part where Zufällig ponies ask for Zufällig items.
Emily: Perhaps some TV might help you. *Turns on TV* Let's see what's on.
TV Pony: Walt Disney has gone bankrupt creating the movie Frozen, which turned out to be the worst animated film ever.
Emily: Enjoy that, I'm gonna go get groceries. *Leaves apartment*
Bob: Yeah, but I'm not watching a review about some stupid cartoon that nopony likes. *Changes channel*

Ponies On The Rails came on the television

Gordon: *Loading baggage on train*
Pete: *Parks car in parking lot*
P.S.M: Gordon, your boss is here.
Gordon: How do Du know? *sees Pete's car* Oh no.
Bob: *Changes channel*

The Seventh Scroll came on.

Bartholomew: I think we're here.
Javelin: My flat's over there in that building. *they walk up there and find the door open* Oh no... this can't be good...
Bob: Don't care *Changes channel*

A channel that played classical TV shows came on.

Bob: Oh good. I'm watching Adam 12.

25 Minuten later.

Emily: *Returns* Bob, this isn't what Du were watching when I left.
Bob: I know, I changed the channel.
Emily: *Sees TV* What are Du watching?
Bob: The classics. Right now, they're playing an episode of Emergency, and the feuer department has to run around Los Pegasus saving ponies.
Emily: Interesting, but it's almost ten O' clock. Don't Du normally sleep at that time of night?
Bob: *sees Clock* Oh, you're right. *Turns off TV* I have almost forgotten.

Weiter morning at work

Bob: *Sitting in office*
Boss: *Knocks on door*
Bob: Come in.
Boss: *Enters room*
Bob: Hello sir. What can I do for you?
Boss: First of all, I wanna welcome Du back.
Bob: Well, thank you.
Boss: And I also wanna tell you, that Mr. Carlin is no longer going to be here.
Bob: Why not?
Boss: He sagte it was because of everypony here, in this town. So he grabbed all his belongings, and moved all the way into Chicagoat.
Bob: Chicagoat? Goats live there, not ponies.
Burt: There's a few ponies that live there. Anyway, Mr. Carlin is gone.
Bob: That's too bad. Sir, I wanna tell Du the truth. I was really tired of this job, so that's why I went on the vacation. When I was on there however, this Scottish couple sagte they were having problems, and I helped them.
Boss: Good work. Do Du think Du could get them here?
Bob: Well I don't know. I never did get their number.
Burt & Mildred: *Come up in elevator*
Carol: Excuse me, who are Du two?
Burt: Friends with Bob, we'd like to see him.
Carol: Okay.
Burt & Mildred: *Walk into Bob's office* Hello.
Bob: How did Du two find me?
Burt: We followed ye'.
Mildred: And we're sure glad we done it too.
Burt: Now we can come to Du whenever we need help.
Bob: Thanks. I really appreciate that.

The End
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* Du sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are Du talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the oben, nach oben of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do Du want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: Du have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, Von having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help Du with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican pony 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican pony 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, Du have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting Weiter to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying Du were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the Tag February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did Du think of Gordon's actions when he told Du to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: Du can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if Du will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset Von what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When Du say surprised, do Du mean like an angry kind of surprised, oder just surprised?
Jeff:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After shoveling Mehr coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is Mehr like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...
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In Ponyville at the pony Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a Weltraum station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...
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