-Trixie,you got to listen to the reason,-said Twilight Sparkle.
-Reason?Don't make me laugh.Why do I have to listen to the reason,-said Trixie.
-But Trixie,why are Du doing this,-said Pinkie Pie.
-WHY?WHY?WHY?BECAUSE Du HUMILIATED ME!
-But Trixie,we want Du as our friend!We haven't done any thing bad to you,-said Twilight.
-Oh,that so.You know Du have done many bad things to me.Lets remember......Do Du remember when Du showed me how to defeat than Minor Mager,or Miner,whatever he name's is,or do Du remember when Du humiliated me when Du sagte Du had a magic amulet,much better then mine,and tricked me,by using fake magic!Don't Du remember that?
-Yes,but Du forgived me,-said Twilight.
-I never ever ever did that,I was just lying,-said Trixie,-and now I got some plans!
-What plans,-asked Applejack.
-The plans,to rule,Equestria!Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,-siad Trixie,and Von saying this,disepeared like a shadow.
-Reason?Don't make me laugh.Why do I have to listen to the reason,-said Trixie.
-But Trixie,why are Du doing this,-said Pinkie Pie.
-WHY?WHY?WHY?BECAUSE Du HUMILIATED ME!
-But Trixie,we want Du as our friend!We haven't done any thing bad to you,-said Twilight.
-Oh,that so.You know Du have done many bad things to me.Lets remember......Do Du remember when Du showed me how to defeat than Minor Mager,or Miner,whatever he name's is,or do Du remember when Du humiliated me when Du sagte Du had a magic amulet,much better then mine,and tricked me,by using fake magic!Don't Du remember that?
-Yes,but Du forgived me,-said Twilight.
-I never ever ever did that,I was just lying,-said Trixie,-and now I got some plans!
-What plans,-asked Applejack.
-The plans,to rule,Equestria!Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,-siad Trixie,and Von saying this,disepeared like a shadow.
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail oder will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My herz is pure (her herz is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail oder will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My herz is pure (her herz is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this