Percy, and Jeff were driving alongside the tracks in a truck. They soon saw Gordon.
Percy: Of course. Napping on the job.
Gordon: No, I broke my legs.
Jeff: Too bad. We're taking Du back to the station.
Gordon: Aw, damnit!
Two hours later in Denver
Workers: *Loading train*
Hawkeye: *Looking at boxes getting loaded into train* What are in the boxes?
Workers: You'll find out tomorrow at the Cheyenne train station.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in cab*
Hawkeye: I better get going. *returns to engine*
Meanwhile in Cheyenne
Pete: That was a very retarded thing for Du to do.
Gordon: I don't give a fuck.
Pete: Du are suspended from work until new year's day.
Gordon: Whatever. *walks away*
Percy: He's always getting suspended, isn't he?
Pete: Yep.
Jeff: Well, we're going to get back to the servicing facility, and work on the engines.
Pete: Good for you. At least somepony actually cares about their work.
Two Mehr hours later
Hawkeye: *Stops train at station*
Pete: How did it go?
Hawkeye: Good. Everything Du asked for is all set.
Pete: Alright. Let's get everything out of the train then.
Workers: *Getting boxes out of train*
Pete: Are Du excited to know what's in there?
Hawkeye: Yeah, I really want to know.
Pete: Well, I'll tell Du guys tomorrow.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Pete: You've got no Mehr work to do for now, why don't we play poker?
Hawkeye: Sounds good to me.
Pete: I'll make an announcement. *Walks to his office*
Hawkeye: *Sits on bench*
Pete: *Speaking in microphone* Attention, anypony that wishes to play poker may meet me in my office.
8 Minuten later, Pete, Hawkeye, Coffee Creme, Percy, and Jeff were playing poker. So far, Percy had Mehr money then anyone.
Percy: Ok, one Mehr round.
Hawkeye: How about Mehr then one round? I'm nearly bankrupt here.
Percy: Maybe Du guys can play Mehr then one round, but I'm not. I am tired, and want to go home.
Pete: Alright, I'll deal this time *dealing cards*
Coffee Creme: *Counting money* Percy has fifteen dollars, Pete has fifty bits, I have four dollars, Pierce has eight dollars, and Jeff has one dollar, and fifty bits.
Pete: *Finishes dealing cards* Alright, who's going to take cards?
Coffee Creme: trois s'il vous plaît
Pete: What?
Coffee Creme: Don't Du speak french? I sagte three please.
Pete: My mistake *Gives Coffee creme three cards*
Hawkeye: Dos por favor.
Pete: Si. *gives Hawkeye two cards*
Coffee Creme: Oh, Du understand spanish, but not french?
Pete: I know a lot of languages.
Percy: Keine Karten
Pete: No cards for Percy.
Coffee Creme: What was that?
Percy: German.
Pete: Jeff, how many?
Jeff: Just one.
Pete: Ok, *gives Jeff one card* And I will take three *takes three cards* Let's start betting.
Coffee Creme: I'll go all in.
Hawkeye: All in? She put in four dollars, so I might as well too *Put in four dollars*
Jeff: I'll have to go all in as well *Puts $1.50 in*
Percy: You're going to regret doing that *Puts four dollars in*
Pete: *Puts fifty bits in* Alright, Zeigen your cards.
Coffee Creme: Full house of tens, and queens.
Hawkeye: Full house of kings, and queens.
Jeff: Aw fiddlesticks. Only three of a kind.
Percy: Four of a kind, and they're all aces.
Pete: Du might've won every round so far, but this one is all mine. Royal flush.
Hawkeye: How is that possible?
Pete: Good instincts. Now, it's time for us to go home.
Weiter morning, when everypony arrived at the station, it was decorated in Weihnachten lights, and a sign hung from the roof saying Merry Christmas.
Hawkeye: Oh, I get it. Those decorations were in the boxes that we brought over here.
Coffee Creme: They're so magnificent.
Pete: What do Du think?
Hawkeye: It's beautiful sir. It really is.
January 1, 1953
Hawkeye: *Finishing up letter* None of us got any presents, but we didn't care. Those decorations were amazing, we were together, and Gordon was suspended from work.
Your son, Pierce Hawkins.
The End
On the Weiter episode of Ponies On The Rails
A safety video gets filmed on the Union Pacific.
Percy: Of course. Napping on the job.
Gordon: No, I broke my legs.
Jeff: Too bad. We're taking Du back to the station.
Gordon: Aw, damnit!
Two hours later in Denver
Workers: *Loading train*
Hawkeye: *Looking at boxes getting loaded into train* What are in the boxes?
Workers: You'll find out tomorrow at the Cheyenne train station.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in cab*
Hawkeye: I better get going. *returns to engine*
Meanwhile in Cheyenne
Pete: That was a very retarded thing for Du to do.
Gordon: I don't give a fuck.
Pete: Du are suspended from work until new year's day.
Gordon: Whatever. *walks away*
Percy: He's always getting suspended, isn't he?
Pete: Yep.
Jeff: Well, we're going to get back to the servicing facility, and work on the engines.
Pete: Good for you. At least somepony actually cares about their work.
Two Mehr hours later
Hawkeye: *Stops train at station*
Pete: How did it go?
Hawkeye: Good. Everything Du asked for is all set.
Pete: Alright. Let's get everything out of the train then.
Workers: *Getting boxes out of train*
Pete: Are Du excited to know what's in there?
Hawkeye: Yeah, I really want to know.
Pete: Well, I'll tell Du guys tomorrow.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Pete: You've got no Mehr work to do for now, why don't we play poker?
Hawkeye: Sounds good to me.
Pete: I'll make an announcement. *Walks to his office*
Hawkeye: *Sits on bench*
Pete: *Speaking in microphone* Attention, anypony that wishes to play poker may meet me in my office.
8 Minuten later, Pete, Hawkeye, Coffee Creme, Percy, and Jeff were playing poker. So far, Percy had Mehr money then anyone.
Percy: Ok, one Mehr round.
Hawkeye: How about Mehr then one round? I'm nearly bankrupt here.
Percy: Maybe Du guys can play Mehr then one round, but I'm not. I am tired, and want to go home.
Pete: Alright, I'll deal this time *dealing cards*
Coffee Creme: *Counting money* Percy has fifteen dollars, Pete has fifty bits, I have four dollars, Pierce has eight dollars, and Jeff has one dollar, and fifty bits.
Pete: *Finishes dealing cards* Alright, who's going to take cards?
Coffee Creme: trois s'il vous plaît
Pete: What?
Coffee Creme: Don't Du speak french? I sagte three please.
Pete: My mistake *Gives Coffee creme three cards*
Hawkeye: Dos por favor.
Pete: Si. *gives Hawkeye two cards*
Coffee Creme: Oh, Du understand spanish, but not french?
Pete: I know a lot of languages.
Percy: Keine Karten
Pete: No cards for Percy.
Coffee Creme: What was that?
Percy: German.
Pete: Jeff, how many?
Jeff: Just one.
Pete: Ok, *gives Jeff one card* And I will take three *takes three cards* Let's start betting.
Coffee Creme: I'll go all in.
Hawkeye: All in? She put in four dollars, so I might as well too *Put in four dollars*
Jeff: I'll have to go all in as well *Puts $1.50 in*
Percy: You're going to regret doing that *Puts four dollars in*
Pete: *Puts fifty bits in* Alright, Zeigen your cards.
Coffee Creme: Full house of tens, and queens.
Hawkeye: Full house of kings, and queens.
Jeff: Aw fiddlesticks. Only three of a kind.
Percy: Four of a kind, and they're all aces.
Pete: Du might've won every round so far, but this one is all mine. Royal flush.
Hawkeye: How is that possible?
Pete: Good instincts. Now, it's time for us to go home.
Weiter morning, when everypony arrived at the station, it was decorated in Weihnachten lights, and a sign hung from the roof saying Merry Christmas.
Hawkeye: Oh, I get it. Those decorations were in the boxes that we brought over here.
Coffee Creme: They're so magnificent.
Pete: What do Du think?
Hawkeye: It's beautiful sir. It really is.
January 1, 1953
Hawkeye: *Finishing up letter* None of us got any presents, but we didn't care. Those decorations were amazing, we were together, and Gordon was suspended from work.
Your son, Pierce Hawkins.
The End
On the Weiter episode of Ponies On The Rails
A safety video gets filmed on the Union Pacific.
Trixie: (finishes a perfamance).
Audience: (cheers).
Felix: (despite cheering) I've seen better.
Carrot Top: (clapping) I can't believe I wrasted nine dollars on this.
BonBon: I liked her hat.
Saten: Great performance honey.
Trixie: Thanks.. I'm glad Du enjoyed it.
Saten: Well of coarse I di-
GoldenGrape: (to Trixie) Hey good performance.. And nice melons.
Saten: Hey! Just wait a minu-
Trixie: (holding water melons) Saten I'm holding melons.
Saten: Oh.. Sorry.
GoldenGrape: It's okay... (pervertly) Trixie's hot!
Saten: (angrily) Okay that's it! (tries to run after him but Tixie holds him back).
GoldnGrape: (runs away) Still worth it!
Audience: (cheers).
Felix: (despite cheering) I've seen better.
Carrot Top: (clapping) I can't believe I wrasted nine dollars on this.
BonBon: I liked her hat.
Saten: Great performance honey.
Trixie: Thanks.. I'm glad Du enjoyed it.
Saten: Well of coarse I di-
GoldenGrape: (to Trixie) Hey good performance.. And nice melons.
Saten: Hey! Just wait a minu-
Trixie: (holding water melons) Saten I'm holding melons.
Saten: Oh.. Sorry.
GoldenGrape: It's okay... (pervertly) Trixie's hot!
Saten: (angrily) Okay that's it! (tries to run after him but Tixie holds him back).
GoldnGrape: (runs away) Still worth it!