The stallion who is about to get the most humiliating prank pulled on him by Pinkie and Rainbow(my OC in case you wanted to know) unless his sister Lyra stops them!
Lyra: *swings door to her brother's room wide open and jumps on his bed* Get up, get up, GET UP!!
Blazin': *levitates Lyra and holds her there* What's up?
Lyra: It's April Fools Day!!
Blazin': Yeah, ok....SAY WHAT!? That's Pinkie and Rainbow's Favorit holiday! I've never been pranked before-but I will never be!
Lyra: Du have never been pranked Von them before?
Blazin': I was created only recently. I'm an OC, remember?
Lyra: Oh...It was nice of your creator to make Du my brother!
*Cell phone rings inside Blazin's saddle bags*
Lyra: I thought only mares carried those!
Blazin': I may be a unicorn, but we can't carry everything using magic. Saddlebags are like extra hooves. Plus, Rarity made these for me, so don't judge me. *answers cell phone* Hello?
Princess Luna (on other end of line): I seriously need Du right now! Tia and Cadance challenged me and Du to a game of Mario Kart, and...*Celestia tosses a kissen at Luna thinking she isn't looking* Nice try! Back at you!! Just please get over here.
Blazin': On my way! *hangs up* Gotta go, sis, I'm teaming up with Princess Luna to beat Celestia and Cadance at Mario Kart. She made a great choice to team up with a master!
Luna: *still talking even though both had hung up* Du bet I did!
Blazin' teleports himself to Celestia's schloss to avoid the catastrophe that Pinkie and regenbogen are bringing upon Ponyville with their pranks.
Royal Guard: Hold it. Do Du have a appointment with the princesses?
Blazin': Yes, I'm Blazin Blue, and I'm here for the-
Royal Guard 2: Ah, the match against Celestia and Cadance in Mario Kart! Your'e Luna's teammate Blazin'!
Blazin': Aye. Luna's waiting for me, and she wants to kick her sister's butt so badly....
Royal Guard: It's about time! Sheesh, she's been bragging all day, it driving us crazy. Go in and kick her butt for us!
Luna: *sees Blazin' walk in* Oh, there Du are! *hugs him passionately* I was so worried about you. I thought Du were taken out Von that prank calamity going on outside!
Blazin': *blushes* It's ok, Luna, I'm fine.
Luna looks at Celestia and Cadence, who have big smiles on their faces and raising their eyebrows in a "You thinking what I'm thinking?" fashion.
Luna: Shut up! He's my friend, and I was worried about him. He already has a girlfriend!
Celestia: Hey, here she comes right now! *sees Sapphire Scorch burst in through a window and land on the floor*
Sapphire: I've had it with your pranks, Rainbow! one Mehr pie in the face and your butt will be in a rut!!
Rainbow: *shakes her flank in Sapphire's face* Come and get me!!
Sapphire: HI-YA!
Blazin': Get 'er, sweetheart!
Luna: See? What'd I tell you?
Celestia: Du didn't tell us jack-
Luna: Shut up and drive!
Blazin': Eh?
Luna: Yeah, we're gonna do real Mario Kart, Double Dash style!
Your'e driving, Blazin'!
Luna and Blazin' hop on the two-seat kart named "Lunar Rider". Celestia and Cadance ride on "The Solar Flyer".
Two hours later....
Luna: YEAH! We kicked your sorry butts!! Thanks, Blazin'! Your are quite the master! Du can go Home now while I rub our trophy in their faces!
Celestia: Du sagte it was gonna be a game!
Luna: April Fools! Got Du both!!
Blazin' returns home, only to be halted Von his sister Lyra.
Lyra: Bro! I heard them plotting. They're actually gonna get Du in front of your girl-while Du sleep Weiter to her!!
Blazin': Stay on guard! Don't let them get past you!
Despite what he said...
Lyra falls asleep after two hours of being on watch. That's when Pinkie and regenbogen Bewegen in...
Rainbow: Right on target! He's sleeping on his back with his legs spread out!
Pinkie: Eww, at least Zeigen some decency!
Rainbow: Zip it! Got the panties?
Pinkie: I don't see what making him wear my panties would do...
Rainbow: Put them on him, and snap a picture. Everyone will think he secretly wears panties!
Pinkie: Ohhh....Ok, panties are on! Snap that picture!
*CLICK!*
Blazin': WHAT THE heu, hay IS GOING ON HERE!?
Pinkie and Rainbow: Grab the panties and camera and run!!
They take off to their own houses, happy they got away with it.
It's just the Weiter morning that brought up the most embarrassing Foto to ever appear on "Equestria Daily" (yes, they went that far!). Looks like Lyra couldn't stop the prank from happening.....
Lyra looks up into Pinkie's bedroom window and sees her and Rainbow planning to humiliate her brother Blazin' Blue in front of his friend Princess Luna! Will she be able to stop them?
This macro Du see here is most likely one of, if not THE first image macro(s) in the brony fandom. It spawned a catch phrase that many bronies stand oder live by. Liebe and Tolerance is something that many believe holds our fandom together, and I'm pretty sure most believe the Zeigen we Liebe so much upholds that belief.
My belief, however, is that the term "Love and Tolerance" is getting a bit... overused.
Here's my first point of reasoning: I don't remember a single instance where the Zeigen mentions "Tolerance," oder tells us to practice it. Love, yes, but not tolerance.
Think about it. Every...
Pinkie pie: what are Du doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild Tiere and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt Von them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild Tiere and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt Von them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
This is the Rolls Royce Richard wants.
