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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Jeff
Jeff
Richard, and John arrived at the airport.

Richard: *Waiting Von entrance*
Jeff: *Goes to desk* Hi, one ticket for Manehattan.
Cashier: That'll be $20.
Jeff: *Gives Cashier $20 bill*
Cashier: *Gives Jeff ticket* Enjoy your flight.
John: *Shows police badge* Hello, can I see that dollar the orange pony just gave you?
Cashier: Sure *Shows dollar bill*
John: *Looking at dollar bill* Du wouldn't happen to have a pencil, would you?
Cashier: Sure *Gives John pencil*
John: *Erases part of dollar*
Richard: Is he our pony?
John: Yeah.
Richard: *Goes towards Jeff* Los Pegasus Police Department.
Jeff: *Runs*
Richard: Hey wait!! *Chases Jeff*
John: *Watches*
Jeff: *Running*
Richard: *Chasing Jeff*
Jeff: *Pushes mare out of way*
Richard: *Passes Mare*
Jeff: *Running up escalator*
Richard: *Chasing Jeff*
Jeff: *Runs into colt*
Colt: Hey, watch where you're going!
Jeff: *Runs into bathroom*
Richard: *Enters bathroom*

All the stall doors were closed.

Richard: Only three of them. *Kicks first stall door*
Pony: Hey, what the fuck do Du think you're doing?!
Richard: *Kicks Sekunde stall door*
pony 2: Are Du on crack?! Leave me alone.
Richard: *Kicks third stall door*

The door opened, and Jeff hit Richard with a suitcase.

Jeff: *About to escape*
Richard: *Shoots suitcase* Stop!
Jeff: *Stops*
Richard: You're underarrest. *Handcuffs Jeff*
Jeff: Du can't do this to me man.
Richard: Oh yeah. I don't see anypony trying to stop me.
Security Guard: Freeze! *Pointing gun at Richard* Who are you?
Richard: Los Pegasus Police Department, I'm arresting this pony for counterfeit.
John: Freeze!! *Pointing gun at security* Put your gun down!
Richard: It's just security Johnny.
Security: *Turns around* And who are you?
Zufällig stallion: Uh.. I just came here to pee. *runs away*

Meanwhile in Jail.

Police Officer: Jeff. Du got a visitor.
Jeff: Great. *Goes to visitor section*
Rick: Hello Jeff.
Jeff: Hey man. I've been set up.
Rick: I know Du have. That's why I'm here.
Jeff: Who do Du think did this?
Rick: I don't know, but I'll soon find out.
Jeff: Alright man. But if Du don't find that fucking asshole, I'll kill him myself.
Rick: No Du won't. I will.
Police Officer: Time's up.
Jeff: Hey man. Don't forget me.
Rick: I won't.

2 B continued
 Anti-tank gun
Anti-tank gun
Green Flame sees that the enemy leader is Queen Chrysalis and her army is the changelings, they had Lost their shape shifting power, which made them an easy target for Green. He silently clicked the hammer back on his gewehr and pulled the trigger, Flame saw the changeling fall down quickly after the shot.

The other changelings responded Von signaling to the tank drivers to feuer at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their kanone the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.
posted by whiteclaw
Okay so this is a parody of the movie Watchmen if Du haven`t seen it. Du should, it`s a great movie. It`ll have:
applejack as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
regenbogen dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.


Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
posted by StarWarsFan7
Octavia's band slowly begins to play Here Comes the Bride as everypony turns their colorful heads to Pinkie Pie, who is walking up to the alter with her father Clyde Pie Weiter to her. He is crying tears of joy while trying to rub his face with his hoof but it can't hide how much Clyde cares for his youngest daughter.

Standing in front of the alter, Discord, a Draconequus who once treated ponies like his slaves when he ruled Equestria before Princesses Celestia and Luna, smiles brightly at his fiance who is beaming at him as well.

This is the moment Discord had been waiting for. Ever since the...
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 8: Wavering monolith


“Do Du have any idea what you've done?!” Landslide shouted in my face.

As the oldest of us, he was very much like our father. Distant, reserved and sturdy. But our connection was strong up to this point. I won't lie, it truly hurt that he raised his voice at me. He's never done that before. But I've never let a known war criminal, who happened to be my brother escape as well... Without me, Forever Wind would have faced execution, yet I set him free, despite the horrible atrocities he's committed against the Crown....
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 6: Sic semper tyrannis


Ah, all this storytelling made me thirsty... Can I offer Du a drink? Just let me check my saddlebag... Are Du sure, Du don't want one? This is something that sets the mood for the Weiter part. It's a bottle of Witch Blood... Du know how difficult it is to find such high quality wine these days? But I have a pretty refined taste, so it worths the effort... That's the spirit, here Du go! Delicious, isn't it? Hmm... Got Du a little curious, huh? I can see it all over you. You're like a giant Frage mark, my friend....
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posted by karinabrony
There it happened. Black Rose and Nocturnal Mirage kissed. Silver Tune's jaw dropped so low that Shredder had to hold it for her. Black Rose and Nocturnal blushed. "That was really nice..." Black Rose said. "I know..." Nocturnal Mirage said, speechless. Silver Tune's mouth turned into a big, huge, and wide grin. "YES! YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSS!" She started screaming and dancing. Shredder just shrugged and joined her. "WOOO HOOOOO!!!" They both were screaming. Black Rose turned around and saw them. She blushed furiously and grinned to herself. All of the ponies there glared at Shredder...
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posted by Canada24
"How long do Du suppose it's been?" Pinkie asked, nobody in particalar.

"Hek if I know. regenbogen replied, the pegasus still having her nose bandaged.

But other than that, she seemed pretty fixed up, from her's and Ditto's fight.

And, as always, she prefered to hover over everyone rather than to stand on the ground with them.

Eventually, young Twilight came out.

"Well.. Whats gonna happen?" regenbogen asked anxiously.

"Well.. First off. They're gonna need to talk to you" Twilight told.

"Great.. Come on girls" regenbogen sagte to the others.

"No, sweetie, I ment 'just' you" Twilight told the pegasus.

"ME!?"...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Season 1 Finale of...

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 10

Back From The Future

June 8, 1951

The sun was setting, and the wind was blowing cool air around the station at Cheyenne. Everypony was getting toward the end of their shift.

Gordon: *putting oil into engine*
Pete: Gordon, come here.
Gordon: (FUCK!! What did I do...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rice, and his gang planned to go to a parking garage. They would dump the body into the kofferraum, stamm of another car.

Rice & Mafia: *drive into garage*
Buddy: *parks outside of garage*
Ringo: *parks behind Buddy*
garage owner: *closes door*
Rice: Good work, now come over here.
garage owner: *walks to Rice* Open the kofferraum, stamm of that car.
garage owner: What are Du doing all this for?
Rice: Open the trunk!!
garage owner: *opens trunk*
Rice: Put that cop in here.
mafia: *puts Sigmund in trunk*
Rice: *locks trunk*
garage owner: *runs off*
Clint: *kills garage owner*

Meanwhile, outside the garage

Buddy: Police! Open...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, Gordon was being too stupid to stop at a red signal. As a result, he was close to crashing into a train.

Gordon: *shuts eyes*
Coffee Creme: *prepares to jump*

But before Coffee Creme jumped, Gordon's train stopped. It was literally half of a centimeter close to the other train.

Coffee Creme: What happened?
Gordon: I don't know, but it's completely unacceptable. Stay here, I'll be back.
Coffee Creme: I wanna go with you.
Gordon: Stay here!! I'll be back!
Coffee Creme: *sits in chair*
Gordon; *walks to other engine* It's so hot. *turns around*
Coffee Creme: *waiting*
Gordon: *comes back*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run Von thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: Zeigen business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...
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