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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I soon arrive in Mr. Dwight's office. The walls are painted a dull grey, there are no decorations, and it smells like.... I don't know what in there.

Mr. Dwight: *show jar of gelee beans* Would Du like one?
Rafe: I'll pass.
Mr. Dwight: Whatever *eats two gelee beans* It seems you've been making a name for yourself. Many teachers, and students are saying that you're quite the show-off. Do Du have anything to say about all this?
Rafe: I think Du got me confused with somepony else.
Mr. Dwight: No. Absolutely not. We only have one Rafe Khatchadorian in this school, and that's you. Du will have three detentions with Ms. Donatello, and-
Rafe: *bored*
Mr. Dwight: Rafe, are Du listening to me?
Rafe: *nods*
Mr. Dwight: Du need to get your act together, young man. Keep this up, and you'll get Mehr then just detention. Understood?
Rafe: Understood.

At least my trip to the principal's office was worth 30,000 points. It seemed great, but I'd have to deal with Ms. Donatello.

Rafe: *walking in hallway*
Jeanne: *arrives* What was all that about?
Rafe: I got three detentions with Donatello.
Jeanne: That's not what I meant. Why would Du want to run around the school in just underwear? This whole rule-breaking thing seems kind of pointless.
Rafe: Yeah, it's pointless. Just like all the rules in this school. No hats? No sunglasses? No pants that are too big oder shirts that are too small? Do Du really think all these rules do anything to make this school better?
Jeanne: That's not up to me.
Rafe: But, Du sagte Du wanted to make the school a better place. Right?
Jeanne: I do, but-

Then, I realized my mistake

Jeanne: That speech was two months ago. Du still remember what I said?
Rafe: Uhhh.... Well, why do Du remember it?
Jeanne: Just leave me alone *walks away*
Rafe: *sighs* Great.

2 B continued
(To the tune of heart-shaped box Von Nirvana)

Sitting Von the door waiting for Du to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.

Chorus: If their is any Engel left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)

My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no Mehr urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when Du ask to forget.

Chorus: If their is any Engel left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
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Source: Original Owners... NOT ME
Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. Queen Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we Mitmachen them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do Du have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... Du was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your arsch soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : Du right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until Du all shared it's magic with me!
When I was young I was too busy to make any friends, some silliness did not seem worth the effort it expands,
but my little ponies. Du opened up my eyes,
and now the truth's crystal clear, as splendid as summer skies,
and it's such a wonderful surprise,
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until Du all shared it's magic with me!
When danger...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen Von Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no Du don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are Du kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to Bewegen but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh Du from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are Du doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did Du do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: Du sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will Zeigen Du them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: Du see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do Du think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, Du there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a Berichten of a pony trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the Sekunde story of Aschenputtel II: Dreams Come True. I hope that Du will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny Tag in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, oder just relaxing their Tag away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other Mehr often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case Du are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a straße to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the orange stallion asked. "Our Weiter target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are Du waiting for? Stab me if Du can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are Du doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, Du are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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