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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On the road

Dexter: *driving* What we got to do Weiter is assassinate the Flim Flam brothers. They've been causing a lot of mayhem to every pony. Not just the ponies of your gender, but every single pony in the world. They must pay.
Octavia: Du must hate this whole slavery thing, don't you?
Dexter: I have been a slave. Believe me. It was back when the british kidnapped my parents. I was only a little colt.
Octavia: Can Du tell me about it?
Dexter: Eeh, not right now. Maybe later. *stops car*
Octavia: What are Du doing?
Dexter: I wanna buy Du an outfit.
Octavia: Ok, cool.

They both walk into the clothing store

Clothing dealer: Hello sir.
Dexter: Hi. Zeigen me the best dress Du got.
Clothing Dealer: For the mare, I suggest Du get that orange dress over there.
Octavia: I like that one.
Dexter: I'll buy it for how much?
Clothing Dealer: $600
Dexter: *Pays for dress*

Shortly after that, Octavia tried the dress on. It fit her perfectly

Octavia: How do I look?
Dexter: Beautiful. Let's go. *walks back to car*
Octavia: *follows*
Dexter: *Gets in car*
Octavia: *Gets in*
Dexter: *Drives* Now, let's kill some brothers.
Octavia: How far do we have to go?
Dexter: About three miles. It's at this factory where they make their own things like cars, drinks, and literally everything.

They soon arrived, but finding them would be a little difficult

2 B continued
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Master Sword
Master Sword
A pony named Master Sword was the conductor of the train Bartholomew was going to drive.

Master Sword: All aboard!
Lady: *Blows whistle twice*
Signal Pony: *turns signal green*
Lady: *drives train* Du know what this engine is we're driving?
Bartholomew: A 4-8-4?
Lady: Yeah, but we call them Neighagaras. We have 25 of them, and they're named after the Neighagara falls.
Bartholomew: Beautiful.

The train was gathering Mehr speed as it left Harmon.

Bartholomew: *Sees station* What kind of trains stop there?
Lady: Only commuter trains. Some passengers take the train there into Grand Central, and then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 DM&IR Yellowstone
DM&IR Yellowstone
Meanwhile, on the Duluth Missabe & Iron Range railroad.

Louis: What has been bothering Du my friend?
Worker: Our yellowstones are very powerful locomotives. However, our boss wants to scrap them all, and have diesels replace them.
Louis: That's a shame, but Du know it has to be done.
Worker: I don't want it to happen though! I understand that the pollution is bad, but that's the only problem with that locomotive.

The phone rings.

Louis: Wait here, *goes to phone, and picks up* Hello, this is The British Mexican. How may I help you?
Pete: Louis? It's Pete.
Louis: Hello Pete. What can I help...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob, and Emily returned home.

Emily: Well, that was a fun cruise.
Bob: *Being sarcastic* Yeah, especially the part where Zufällig ponies ask for Zufällig items.
Emily: Perhaps some TV might help you. *Turns on TV* Let's see what's on.
TV Pony: Walt Disney has gone bankrupt creating the movie Frozen, which turned out to be the worst animated film ever.
Emily: Enjoy that, I'm gonna go get groceries. *Leaves apartment*
Bob: Yeah, but I'm not watching a review about some stupid cartoon that nopony likes. *Changes channel*

Ponies On The Rails came on the television

Gordon: *Loading baggage on train*
Pete:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After lunch, Bob went in his room to relax, while Emily, and a few other ponies went on a scavenger hunt around the ship. Soon, Bob heard somepony knocking on his door.

Bob: Come in.
Mildred: *Comes in* I need your help with something.
Bob: What's the matter?
Mildred: It's Burt. He's been bothering me since we came here. I told him not to call me mum, but he got angry with me.
Bob: He didn't try to hurt you, did he?
Mildred: No, but he's probably looking for me, and then he'll hurt me.
Bob: I'll make sure he doesn't hurt you.
Random Pony: *Knocking on door*
Mildred: That's probably him!
Bob: *Opens...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, Bob was on a luxury cruise liner with Emily, his wife. On that cruise, they met two ponies named Burt, and Mildred.

Burt: Du know what I like to get all the time?
Bob: Potatoes?
Burt: No, that's the Irish. I like to get the salad.
Mildred: And I get steak.
Burt: Maybe, this time Du should have the salat with me mum.
Emily: salat sounds nice.
Bob: I have to agree with Mildred, the steak sounds good.
Waiter: May I take your orders.
Burt: Me, and mum will have a salad.
Mildred: Don't be daft Burt, I can order for myself. Let me have a steak.
Waiter: Okay. *Writing down orders* And...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Burt (He appears on the luxury cruise liner with Bob)
Burt (He appears on the luxury cruise liner with Bob)
The Weiter day, Bob came to work. Carol had a gift for his vacation tomorrow.

Bob: Hello.
Boss & Carol: Hey Bob. We have your present.
Bob: What is it?
Carol: *Shows gift* Some wine, for you, and your wife.
Bob: Thanks. How old is this wine?
Carol: It's from last Tuesday.
Bob: Oh.
Sam: *Arrives* Hello Bob.
Bob: Hi Sam, have a sitz in my office, I'll be right with you.
Sam: *Sees wine* What's the vintage on that? I'll bet it's from 1936.
Bob: Last tuesday.
Sam: Oh. Doesn't taste as good as a '36, but okay. *Goes to office*
Bob: Well, I really like the gift Du have gegeben me, and I want to thank...
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The last solstice

Chapter 37: Fair trade


The dungeons were beneath Canterlot Castle, carved deep within the mountain which the capital sat on. The cells were empty most of the time, there was no need for them since the royal sisters came to power a thousand years ago. Of course, a few criminals and villains were accommodated there from time to time; the crude engravings on the walls testified for that. Names, crooked drawings, lines representing days, months and years. Even Silent Hoof, the infamous burglar was a guest in one of the small cells.

The stone walls were cold and moist, and the temperature...
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The last solstice

Chapter 36: Flashpoint


Two days... It was Mehr than enough for her to chart Celestia's habits. She was wondering why she didn't do it sooner. Nopony was aware of her presence, not even the Princess. There were plenty of opportunities to complete her task. They were alone in the library. The premise was perfect. Dark corners for dark deeds... Celestia was Lost in the books, pursuing a frivolous goal. She wasn't paying attention to her surroundings. It was almost too easy. She couldn't have tricked her like that 13 years ago. The assassin locked her eyes on the target. Celestia...
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posted by SkyheartPegasus
Ok, yes, intro after the first part. I forgot. So yeah.

A whole year, after Shining Armor and Cadence's wedding, the Mane 6 are going to their anniversary. They will meet tough dangers along the way. Who knows what...

~~Characters~~
Twilight Sparkle
regenbogen Dash
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rarity
Cadence
Shining Armor
Celestia
Luna
Chrysalis
Shadow Mist (OC)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Part 1: link
posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really Liebe shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier Von window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain:...
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added by karinabrony
a few days passed,all with the same enjoyment of every activity,even if in some of them,we got last place,i always encourage them that its alright,its the least i can do for the things they did to change me...and now its time for training

here we are at Ponyville Ace Academy Campus II,going through the halls of the building to the Computer Room on the Sekunde floor

"well here we are then" one of the Journalism adviser mumbled "okay,kids,just take a sitz in one of those chairs Weiter to the computers and lets get started"

i started to look over the Weltraum to see where i wanted to go,when somepony called...
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posted by SkyheartPegasus
This is a fanfiction taking place a Jahr after A Canterlot Wedding. Who knows what could happen at Shining and Cadence's anniversary?

--Note: This has both OCs and real chars.--

It was a nice Tag in Equestria. The Mane 6 were at the train, getting prepared for Prince Shining Armor and Princess Cadence's wedding anniversary.

"I can't wait to see Shining and Cadence!" exclaimed Twilight, packing up her saddlebags.

"It's tootalllyyy gonna be a blast!" Pinkie said, putting her party canon in her bag.

Rarity stuffed some dresses in her packages Spike carried. They're gonna Liebe these dresses! she thought....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
My Name Is Slash...
I lived in Canterlot... But my mother died and I needed to Bewegen to Ponyville... to my dad... Im not normal 15 years old Stalion... Im a detective... I wantet to be detective because of.... one thing...

Year 1995 - Dream World

White Stalion - *have messer in one hoof and Mare in another hoof* HAHAHA! I WILL SAVE HER!
Police - Stop it! What do Du want
Stalion - my god...
Mare - w-what the hell where we are
Slash Mom - ...
Slash - ugh...
Police - What Du want?
White Stalion - hahaha... hahahahaha...
Police - ...
White Stalion - HAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL SAVE HER~!!! I WILL SAVE Du ALL!!!
Detective...
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posted by Canada24
LATER!

"Why are Du so sure I can find Du gems?" Sweetie glocke asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.

"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed Du how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.

As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.

"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie glocke insisted.

"What NOW" Rover groaned.

"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie glocke told him.

"Wha- No!" Rover cried.

"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie glocke cried stubbornly.

"There's no way in hell I'm giving Du a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.


Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.

Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.

"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie glocke cried annoyingly, from on oben, nach oben of Rover.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose got all the decorations they needed, and Pete told everypony about the party. On the Tag that Bartholomew returned, he was tired.

Bartholomew: Good thing it's 7 PM. That means I can go straight home. *Opens door to station*
Ponies: SURPRISE!!!!
Bartholomew: Whoa. A surprise party for me?
Pete: Red Rose told me Du were planning on leaving the railroad, so I wanted to wish Du the best of luck on your future job.
Orion: I'll make sure that Pete doesn't kill Du when Du leave.
Pete: Orion, be quiet.
Bartholomew: Thanks. I don't know what to say.
Pete: How about Du choose which part of...
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