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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Fight scene
Fight scene
On oben, nach oben of the castle, regenbogen Dash was lost. She couldn't find the others

regenbogen Dash: *finds window*
Twilight: *comes out of window*
regenbogen Dash: *attacks*
Twilight: *blocks attack*
regenbogen Dash: *keeps attacking*
Twilight: *dodges, and swings sword*
regenbogen Dash: Nnnnnnhhh *tries to push sword away from her*
Twilight: Man give up. Du can't defeat me!
regenbogen Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: Then you're thinking the wrong way *attacks*
regenbogen Dash: *blocks attack*
Twilight: *about to hit regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: *kicks Twilight in the eye*
Twilight: Ow!

regenbogen Dash's kick caused Twilight to lose grip on her sword

Twilight: *catches sword with magic*
regenbogen Dash: *gets closer to edge*
Twilight: *keeps attacking*
regenbogen Dash: *blocks attacks*
Twilight: *Cuts off regenbogen Dash's right hoof*
regenbogen Dash: AAAHHHHHH!!!!
Twilight: Man this would've gone much easier if Du didn't try to fight me. Your a pussy!
regenbogen Dash: *moves back*
Twilight: I can help change that. Du just have to Mitmachen me, and together we can rule all of Equestria!!
regenbogen Dash: *holding onto ledge* I'll never Mitmachen you! Du bastard!!!
Twilight: Man I'm a mare, Du can't call me a bastard.
regenbogen Dash: *Rolls eyes*
Twilight: Shredder never told Du about your sister.
regenbogen Dash: He told me enough!! He told me a texting driver killed her!!
Twilight: No man. I'm yo' sister.
regenbogen Dash: *shocked* no.. That's IMPOSSIBLE!!
Twilight: Suchen yo' feelings and accept the truth man.
regenbogen Dash: *breaks down in tears* NOOO!!!!!!! No!!
Twilight: It's no use regenbogen Dash. The Nazis are winning. Your army stands no chance. Mitmachen me, and together we can rule Equestria.
regenbogen Dash: *looks down, then let's go*
Twilight: Fuck.

Inside the castle

Nazis: Look, there's regenbogen Dash!! *shoots regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: OW!! *falls onto ledge*
Nazis: *look out window* I don't see her.
Sean: *spots Nazis, and kills them*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Nazis: The anti aircraft gun is exploding!! *Die*
Sean: Cadence, get the others to the room at the end of the hallway.
Cadence: I'm on it *gets others to the room at the end of the hallway*
regenbogen Dash: *nearly falling off ledge* Shredder?
Sean: *hears regenbogen Dash* Dash?
regenbogen Dash: Sean!!
Sean: *sees regenbogen Dash* Oh no! Who did this to you?! Who cut your hoof off?!?!
regenbogen Dash: Twilight.
Sean: Ok, hang in there. I'll get Cadence to heal you. *carries regenbogen Dash*

Back at the golden hall

Nazis: *knock on doors* Open up in there!! *knocks on doors* Twilight Sparkle sagte someone was in here!! Auf machen. *opens doors*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred, and all the Nazis around the door died.

Returning to me, and the others.

Cadence: *heals regenbogen Dash*
Sean: Good work. Now put on these coats so Du won't freeze to death. Quickly now *sets up rope*
Everyone: *puts on coat*
Sean: *puts on coat* Shredder, Du go first, then regenbogen Dash, then the two fillies.
Cadence: Got it.
Shredder: *goes down rope*
regenbogen Dash: Twilight sagte I was a pussy. Is that true?
Sean: Of course not.
regenbogen Dash: Thank Du *goes down rope*
Sean: Tiara, go.
Diamond Tiara: *goes down rope*
Sean: Silverspoon?
Silverspoon: *goes down rope*
Sean: And finally Cadence, then me.

Later at the radio room on the Sekunde floor

Nazis: *arrive*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred

Nazis: *fall out window*
Other Nazis: *on fire* AAHHHHH
Twilight: Man, shut da fuq up, and find those intruders!

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Case Cracker, Gordon, and Sam drove their cars to the bar. They sat at a tabelle watching the sports channel.

Case Cracker: Know if there's a game on tonight?
Gordon: Depends. Do Du like basketball?
Case Cracker: Yeah, sure I do.
Gordon: Then the Lakers are going against the Nets.
Case Cracker: Sounds good.
Sam: Alright. We'll watch the game as soon as it turns on.
Gordon: But for now, let's get drunk.
Case Cracker: Yeah.
Bartender: What will it be?
Case Cracker: Get me some whiskey.
Bartender: What about Du two?
Gordon: I'll take beer.
Sam: Scotch.

Meanwhile in Alameda.

Izzy: What happened?
Mexican...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce just entered a town called schloss Rock when his car got a flat tire.

Pierce: *Angry* Oh great. *Passes a sign* The nearest service station is a mile away. That's too far. Especially since I have a flat tire. *Goes onto the side of the road*

Karl left Vancouver just as Bob entered it.

Karl: After nearly getting stopped Von the FBI, I'm just glad this Saratoga I got doesn't have any damage. *Enters Woodland*
Bob: *Driving through Vancouver* Who knew there was another town called Vancouver in Washington? You'd think Du were in Canada.

Pierce finally stopped at a service station in Castle...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:31 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Half an Stunde after work, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were with each other at a restaurant. This song was playing: link

Hawkeye: I ordered a hot dog ten Minuten ago. Where is it?
Pete: That's not important right now. We still need to get those snowplows, and extra fuel for our engines.
Stylo: But how?
Pete: I think I know how. A train of fuel is going into Denver tomorrow from Los Angeles.
Hawkeye: We can take that without anypony noticing.
Stylo: We just steal it? Isn't that a little dangerous?
Pete: Not if...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After leaving the drugstore, Gordon, and Case cracker were thinking about what to do next. They had no Mehr work, and had the rest of the Tag off.

Gordon: So, what do Du want to do, now that we've got the rest of the Tag off?
Case Cracker: Hmm..I heard those Wonderbolts will preform in San Fransicolt. But I don't know. What about Du and your mare friend?
Gordon: I could bring her with us. Would that be ok?
Case Cracker: Okay I guess..
Gordon: You'll have to sit in the back when we get her.
Case Cracker: I figured...Does she live far?
Gordon: Not really. She lives in Russian hill. It should take...
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added by NocturnalMirage
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Okay.. So I'm in Miami hotel.
Nothing else to do today..

Anyway.
Ever seen Haunted History.

You should, it's actually scary.

Anyway.
The one I'm watching one, and it's about the infamish H.H. Homes and how his brutally murdered victims haunted various areas, because they can't rest in peace sense it's unsaved cases, Homes is a evil genish.
Look him up.
He's a fuckin nightmare!

Anyway.
Watching Homes, makes Cupcakes 50% scarier.

Because the idea of homes is, he's a nice and gets Du into seeing his hotel, and acts like a complete normal person.
But they secretly puts sleep gas into your bedroom.
And he...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
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Warning. This will be one of most violent chapters. It's based on my Favorit death scene from SAW 2.. Please don't Berichten it though..

SOME TIME THE Weiter DAY:
Unfortantly, AppleJack soon discovered Saten's body. Shocking her, and making her feel guilty about having been kinda mean to him most times.
Voice: Du shouldn't be here!
AJ: (jumps a bit and turns to see Big Mac) B Big Mac.. W What did Du do!?
Big Mac: He annoyed me. All those stories of him, it's unfair, I am WAY Mehr interesting than Saten Twist is, all HE is, is a easily angered douchebag.
AJ: (growls at him)
Big Mac: Don't look at me...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as olive
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: Du think Du speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? Du don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game Zeigen wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure Du that no Mehr rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in Sekunde place with negative seventy...
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posted by BlackPetals
Hello again. This is my Sekunde Artikel here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that Du look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an Artikel of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.


I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...
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Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing Du too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* Du look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her pelz oder whatever Pferde have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: Von the way. Du ever...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Soon, Hawkeye and Gordon got their trains onto Sherman Hill. They were still close to each other.

Gordon: *On the radio* Hey, can anypony hear me?
Orion: I hear you. What's up?
Gordon: I'm racing Hawkeye. There is no way he is going to beat me.
Orion: Wanna bet?
Gordon: Du gotta be kidding. I am winning the race, and I am way out in front. I told Du that there is no way Hawkeye will beat me. (Hawkeye is actually winning, but I can't let Orion know that.)
Orion: Pierce is a good engineer. He will find a way to beat Du in the race.
Gordon: Whatever. Du sagte Du wanted to make a wager?
Orion: Ah,...
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Source: EQD