The Racer part 3 - My Little pony - Freundschaft ist Magie - Fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Appaloosa Rally

The race contined on for ten Mehr laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do Du think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a Minute later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, Du get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank Du so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee cheated!!
Announcer: What are Du talking about?
Braeburn: He tried to ram me!
Announcer: We saw the entire thing, he didn't try to ram anypony. Now get out of here before we force Du out!
Braeburn: *walks away*
Announcer: I hope Du two are ready for the Weiter race.
Apyr: Sure, but-
Sergi: Where is the Weiter race?
Announcer: At the Canterlot Raceway.
Sergi: That oughta be fun.
Announcer: Be there Von tomorrow, 2 O' clock P.M.
Sergi: Thank Du sir.

After the race at Appaloosa, Sergi was on his way to Canterlot when this happened

Sergi: We'll rent a hotel in Canterlot, and stay there until it's time for the race.
Apyr: It's been a while since we've been at the Canterlot raceway.
Sergi: True, but I feel like the race will be a peice of cake.
Apyr: Du know what else would be a peice of cake Sergi?
Sergi: What's that Apyr?
Police: *turn on siren*
Apyr: Losing the police.
Sergi: *Floors it* And to think that these ponies would forget that we stahl, stola this car.
Police: *catching up*
Sergi: *goes off highway*
Police: *follows*
Sergi: *turns on right blinker*
Police: *Prepare to turn right*
Sergi: *Goes straight*
Police: *go straight*
Sergi: Hm, normally that works.
Apyr: I don't think these are our average cops.
Police: *talking through microphone* Du in the green Lotus! Stop your car now!
Sergi: *makes a sharp onto left side of highway*
Police: *spinout*
Sergi: Now, we wait for them to get on our side.
Apyr: What do Du think they'll do?
Police: *Activate nitro*
Sergi: *turns onto right side of highway*
Police: *spinout*
Sergi: And, we Lost them. Now, let's get to Canterlot.

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would Du like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that Du threatened to beat her up if Du saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have Du seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't Du have some drinks with me? You'll Liebe it.
Bob: How many did Du have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would Du like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would Du want to beat...

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Con Mane: Dead Another Tag Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see Du now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....

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Trixie,the ruler of Equestria(part 6)

posted by KendiKens

Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that Du call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are Du so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes apfel, apple Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd apfel, apple Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...

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This Tag Aria-Lyrics

posted by shadowknuxgirl

Queen of Changelings: This Tag is going to be perfect, the kind of Tag of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This Tag was going to be perfect, the kind of Tag of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my Friends to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...

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My Little pony Pictures

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regenbogen Dash x AppleJack

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All Songs of Equestria Girls

posted by Hairity

Theme Song:

[Twilight Sparkle]
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until Du all shared its magic with me.
My Little pony (echo)
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until Du all shared its magic with me.
My Little pony (echo)
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my
Do Du know you're all my very best friends?

This Strange World:

[Twilight Sparkle]
I've never seen a place
That's quite like this
Everything is turned around
This crazy world is upside-down
Getting on my...

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regenbogen Factory (With alternate ending)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the regenbogen department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What's know is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colours of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated regenbogen pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city. Next, that mixture is pumped to the floor below, where other employees atomize it and store it until...

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10 reasons why Pinkie Pie is better than regenbogen Dash. (Read before Du judge me.)

posted by lovegypsy64

Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than regenbogen Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to Zeigen off oder brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while regenbogen is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings Mehr and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. regenbogen Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...

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regenbogen Factory Lyrics

posted by clancker1223

Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once Du get to know it
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

(music break)

Let's delve deeper into regenbogen philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology

But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How, Du ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility

(music break)

In the regenbogen Factory, where your fears and horrors...

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Princess Celestia and princess Luna parents

posted by KendiKens

A long time ago,like 2500 years,in Equestria was ruling a prince,who was respanceble for bringing peace and quiet of the night in all of Equestria!His name was BlackKnight.But there was one Mehr ruler,princess SunBurn,witch was respncible for bringing the beautiful Tag and made the sun go up and shine all over Equestria!One day,on the Tag of the Summer Sun Celebration(in those days was called Night and Tag celebration,because the sun and the moon in that Tag maked an eclipse)they meet together!BlackKnight's herz in that monter,was ready to fly away,because the beautiful princess stoled his...