Gordon was in the Cheyenne Jailhouse.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hi.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hello!
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Do Du always say the same thing to a pony 75 times in a row?
Police officer: Hey, shut the fuck up in there.
Gordon: What did I do?! I start a club, then get arrested for having things for the club, and now I'm getting in trouble for being bothered Von another pony?!!?!?!?!?
Police: Du were talking.
Gordon: He was talking too!!
Cellmate: Hey.
Police: Hello Bob.
Gordon: What the fuck?
Police: Watch your language loser!
Gordon: Du just told me to shut the fuck up!
Police: No I didn't *walks away*
Gordon: I'm pretty sure Du did!
Police: I never say anything cruel to anypony.
At the entrance of the jailhouse.
Pete: Excuse me. Is there anypony here named Gordon? I'd like to bail him out.
Police pony: That'll be Fourty dollars, and twelve bits.
Pete: *pays officer*
Gordon: *sees Pete*
Police pony: Ok Gordon. Du can go now.
Gordon: Yes! Thank Du *runs away*
Pete: Wait up! *chases Gordon*
Gordon, and Pete soon got back at the station
Gordon: Thank Du for getting me out of there!
Pete: No problem, but Du gotta do me a favor.
Gordon: What's that?
Pete: Get rid of your secret unicorn club. It sounds stupid.
Gordon: But it's great. We have drinks, cook outs, and-
Pete: Du got arrested for it.
Gordon: All I wanted was some peace, and quiet!
Pete: Well all Du had to do was simply ask.
Gordon: Simply asking makes my head hurt.
Pete: Well that's something you'll have to deal with. There are sometimes when Du have to think of others. If Du keep thinking about yourself, you're not just hurting everyone's feelings, but you're also hurting yourself.
Gordon: How so?
Pete: You're hurting yourself Von getting rid of all the ponies Du care about.
Gordon: And those are?
Pete: Screw it. Why do I even bother to be around you? *walks away*
Gordon: Now I know the feeling *walks away*
Gordon went to everypony
Gordon: I wanna apologize for being mean to you. Can Du all forgive me?
Jeff: No.
Gordon: Holy shit! I just apologized!
Jeff: *laughs* Just joking with Du Gordon. Of course we forgive you.
Hawkeye: Du may be an asshole at times, but deep down, you're a good pony.
Coffee Creme: I still don't understand why Du hate steam engines.
Gordon: I don't hate them, I just think diesels are better.
Hawkeye: Well, let me just say that these steam engines will never be replaced!
Ten years later
Hawkeye: *sees diesels* Great. Ten years ago, I sagte some things that would eventually become a lie.
The end
On the Weiter episode of ponies on the rails
Bartholomew conducts Hawkeye's train.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hi.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hello!
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Do Du always say the same thing to a pony 75 times in a row?
Police officer: Hey, shut the fuck up in there.
Gordon: What did I do?! I start a club, then get arrested for having things for the club, and now I'm getting in trouble for being bothered Von another pony?!!?!?!?!?
Police: Du were talking.
Gordon: He was talking too!!
Cellmate: Hey.
Police: Hello Bob.
Gordon: What the fuck?
Police: Watch your language loser!
Gordon: Du just told me to shut the fuck up!
Police: No I didn't *walks away*
Gordon: I'm pretty sure Du did!
Police: I never say anything cruel to anypony.
At the entrance of the jailhouse.
Pete: Excuse me. Is there anypony here named Gordon? I'd like to bail him out.
Police pony: That'll be Fourty dollars, and twelve bits.
Pete: *pays officer*
Gordon: *sees Pete*
Police pony: Ok Gordon. Du can go now.
Gordon: Yes! Thank Du *runs away*
Pete: Wait up! *chases Gordon*
Gordon, and Pete soon got back at the station
Gordon: Thank Du for getting me out of there!
Pete: No problem, but Du gotta do me a favor.
Gordon: What's that?
Pete: Get rid of your secret unicorn club. It sounds stupid.
Gordon: But it's great. We have drinks, cook outs, and-
Pete: Du got arrested for it.
Gordon: All I wanted was some peace, and quiet!
Pete: Well all Du had to do was simply ask.
Gordon: Simply asking makes my head hurt.
Pete: Well that's something you'll have to deal with. There are sometimes when Du have to think of others. If Du keep thinking about yourself, you're not just hurting everyone's feelings, but you're also hurting yourself.
Gordon: How so?
Pete: You're hurting yourself Von getting rid of all the ponies Du care about.
Gordon: And those are?
Pete: Screw it. Why do I even bother to be around you? *walks away*
Gordon: Now I know the feeling *walks away*
Gordon went to everypony
Gordon: I wanna apologize for being mean to you. Can Du all forgive me?
Jeff: No.
Gordon: Holy shit! I just apologized!
Jeff: *laughs* Just joking with Du Gordon. Of course we forgive you.
Hawkeye: Du may be an asshole at times, but deep down, you're a good pony.
Coffee Creme: I still don't understand why Du hate steam engines.
Gordon: I don't hate them, I just think diesels are better.
Hawkeye: Well, let me just say that these steam engines will never be replaced!
Ten years later
Hawkeye: *sees diesels* Great. Ten years ago, I sagte some things that would eventually become a lie.
The end
On the Weiter episode of ponies on the rails
Bartholomew conducts Hawkeye's train.
apfel, apple Jack:Apple Bloom,how many times have I told Du that Du need to clean up your bedroom!
apfel, apple Bloom:Sorry sis,but I think I am going to get my cutie mark.
apfel, apple Jack:Fine,but Weiter time,I want to see your room shine Mehr than a twice cleaned apple.
apfel, apple Bloom:I got it.Now,let's draw.
apfel, apple Jack:What?You think your special talent is drawing?Ha ha ha!
apfel, apple Bloom:We will see about that.Come on,see this.
apfel, apple Jack:Wow,all these are your drawings?
apfel, apple Bloom:Yep!
apfel, apple Jack:I don't beleive you!Draw me.
apfel, apple Bloom:Ok,but this might get a hour.
apfel, apple Jack:Two weeks if Du need!
apfel, apple Bloom:*Starts painting*
*One Stunde later*
apfel, apple Jack:Wow,you weren't laying.
apfel, apple Bloom:*Sees the end of her body*.Sis,am I dreaming now?
apfel, apple Jack:No.Let's take Big Mac,and ask him.
apfel, apple Bloom:Am I dreaming?
Big Mac:Nop-e.
apfel, apple Jack:Let's party.
apfel, apple Bloom:In your face,Diamond Tiara,Silver Spoon.*Parties for the rest of the night*
apfel, apple Bloom:Sorry sis,but I think I am going to get my cutie mark.
apfel, apple Jack:Fine,but Weiter time,I want to see your room shine Mehr than a twice cleaned apple.
apfel, apple Bloom:I got it.Now,let's draw.
apfel, apple Jack:What?You think your special talent is drawing?Ha ha ha!
apfel, apple Bloom:We will see about that.Come on,see this.
apfel, apple Jack:Wow,all these are your drawings?
apfel, apple Bloom:Yep!
apfel, apple Jack:I don't beleive you!Draw me.
apfel, apple Bloom:Ok,but this might get a hour.
apfel, apple Jack:Two weeks if Du need!
apfel, apple Bloom:*Starts painting*
*One Stunde later*
apfel, apple Jack:Wow,you weren't laying.
apfel, apple Bloom:*Sees the end of her body*.Sis,am I dreaming now?
apfel, apple Jack:No.Let's take Big Mac,and ask him.
apfel, apple Bloom:Am I dreaming?
Big Mac:Nop-e.
apfel, apple Jack:Let's party.
apfel, apple Bloom:In your face,Diamond Tiara,Silver Spoon.*Parties for the rest of the night*