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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon ran surprisingly fast to the end of the train, and was getting prepared to use a spell that would get the derailed cars back onto the tracks.

Gordon: *panting* I have to make it. *nearly trips* I'm so close to the end. *lays on ground*

Gordon stopped, after only moving an inch, running alongside a train that was one mile long.

Coffee Creme: *teleports to end of train*
Gordon: No, no, no! Don't tell Orion anything!! *runs again* Damnit, I'm getting tired. *falls on ground*
Orion: He can't run for shit.
Coffee Creme: Really? Whatever, let's just get our trains back on the tracks, and repair the engines.
Orion: How are we going to do that?
Coffee Creme: *shows horn*
Orion: Oh yeah. Well, I'm a pegasus, so I can't do anything.
Coffee Creme: Du don't have to. Just keep your mouth shut about this.
Gordon: *shows up* Don't tell him anything!!
Coffee Creme: Did Du hear what I said? I told him to keep his mouth shut.
Gordon: Oh, yeah. I remeber now.
Orion: It's pronounced, re mem ber.
Gordon: Whatever *repairs engine*
Coffee Creme: *repairs freight cars*
Gordon: Ok. Now to check your rolling stock.
Coffee Creme: His passenger cars seem fine.
Gordon: It's called rolling stock.
Orion: Not always. Well, Du two did a great job. Better hurry, before we get late.
Gordon: Yeah, you're right. *teleports to engine*
Coffee Creme: *teleports to engine* So, have Du learned from your mistakes?
Gordon: What's a mistake?
Coffee Creme: (Why do I even try being nice to him?)
Gordon: *drives train* It was Orion who hit us. He saw us after all, why didn't he stop?
Coffee Creme: Whatever Du say.

150 Minuten later, Gordon got the war equipment to Las Pegasus.

Sargent: About time. What the fuck took Du guys so long?
Gordon: A bunch of idiots got in our way, and derailed our train.
Sargent: None of this stuff better be damaged.
Gordon: It's not, but if it was, I'd fix it.
Sargent: *sees damaged jeeps* Would Du now?

And so, Gordon spent two hours helping the military repair jeeps. Then he went back to Cheyenne.

Pete: Well, I heard of an epic screw up Du caused with Orion's passenger train today.
Gordon: (Fuck!)
Pete: But I heard Du did a very good job fixing the damage caused Von the train wreck.
Gordon: (Say what?) Thanks.
Pete: As a reward, I'm giving Du the entire week off.
Gordon: Thank Du sir.
Pete: Starting now.
Gordon: Yahoo! *runs away* I'm going to a strand alongside Neigh Jersey. See Du ponies in one week!!

The end

On the Weiter episode of Ponies On The Rails

Percy, and Jeff get some of the spotlight. In other words, they're getting their own episode
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Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the Zurück installment, its based on creepypastas, Mehr specifically Jeff the Killer. Please Kommentar and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a couch she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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(To the tune of heart-shaped box Von Nirvana)

Sitting Von the door waiting for Du to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.

Chorus: If their is any Engel left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)

My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no Mehr urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when Du ask to forget.

Chorus: If their is any Engel left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will Zeigen Du them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: Du see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do Du think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, Du there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a Berichten of a pony trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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