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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Weiter morning, Harry, and Peter went to a crime scene. Another pony was killed Von Scorpio during the suicide scene.

Harry: He attacked at a perfect time.
Peter: Yeah. Now what?
Harry: Now we find out about his Weiter move.
Captain: Listen up Du two. Scorpio sent us another letter.
Harry: What does it say?

Dear SFPD,

I am glad to tell Du that I no longer want $150,000. Instead I want to double it, and have $300,000. Come up with it if Du can pussies.

Scorpio

Harry: Well, he definetly likes to call us names.
Peter: Don't remind me.
Harry: I know what we'll do.

Weiter night, Harry, and his partner were waiting at the docks,

Peter: So we just wait for Scorpio to call us?
Harry: Pretty much. Everything Du hear from me, oder Scorpio will be coming from this *shows wire* You'll have to listen carefully, but if Du go through any tunnels, it'll be hard for Du to hear.
Peter: Understood.

The phone rang, and Harry went to it

Harry: Hello?
Scorpio: Is this Harry?
Harry: Yeah, are Du Scorpio?
Scorpio: Yes. Now I'm going to have Du do a few things for me before I get the money. I don't want to see any other cops then you.
Harry: Sure thing. Where am I going?
Scorpio: First let me tell Du one this. I have a little filly trapped in the sewers. If Du screw up, I'll have her killed.
Harry: Ok, now where do Du want me to go?
Scorpio: Go to the blume Shop in heu, hay Ashbury.
Harry: *runs*
Peter: *drives car*
Harry: *gets to blume shop*

The phone there rang, and Harry picked it up.

Scorpio: Good work. Now next, you'll go to the trolley station underground.
Harry: *goes to trolley station*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *gets to phone booth* I'm here.
Scorpio: Excellent. Now take the train that'll be arriving
engineer: *blows horn*
Scorpio: Now
engineer: *pulls into station*
Harry: *enters trolley*
Peter: I can't hear anything
engineer: *gets to Weiter station*
Harry: *walks to phone booth*
Scorpio: *calling station*
mustache pony: *picks up phone*
Harry: HEY! Get away from there *hits other pony*
Scorpio: Who was that?
Harry: A retard. Now what?
Scorpio: Now you're gonna go to the park.
Harry: *runs*
Peter: *slowly follows*

Once Harry arrived at the park he saw another pony waiting Von a tower with a kreuz on the top.

Scorpio: Good, Du made it.
Harry: Now what am I doing?
Scorpio: Exactly as I say. Pull out your gun.
Harry: *shows gun*
Scorpio: My, that's a big pistol. Throw it on the ground.
Harry: *drops gun*
Scorpio: Now give me the money
Harry: *hands over bag*
Scorpio: Good work. *hits harry* Now, here's what's going to happen next. If Du want that filly to survive the sewer, Du let me leave town, without any cops following me. Do we understand each other? *hits Harry* Do we understand each other?
Peter: *slowly enters park*
Scorpio: Du know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna let her die!
Peter: NO! *shoots Scorpio*
Harry: Peter, get outta here!
Scorpio: *shoots Peter*
Harry: *grabs gun*
Scorpio: *escapes*
Harry: Hold on. I'm getting Du to a hospital

2 B continued
Saten Twist and the girls finally found and rescued the princess's.


Luna: And who's this?
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. And your prettier in person.
Luna: Well.. Thank you. But please don't get to close, Du have bad breath. And a creepy look to you.
Saten: Well.. Du could of just as easily thanked me for saving your 'royal a-
Celestia and Twilight: (desperately tries to change the subject)
Saten: (still to Luna) Bitch!
Celestia: (desperetly changing subject) So.. I hope everything's been alright.
Twi: Depends on how well our Ditto was able to handle, controlling Canterlot joining my absence.
Luna: Oh....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor
It was a nice Tag in Garden's Abode...
Garden Hose: Amber, is there anything on TV?
Amber: Nope. Not what I see.
Winter Chill (on TV): Want an awesome TV with awesome channels?
Pen Kill: Well, then come on done to "Cheeseburger's TV Shop"
Amber: That looks cool!
Garden Hose: Let's go!
Garden & Amber hopped into the car and went to Cheeseburger's.
Cheeseburger: Hiya! I'm Cheeseburger!
Amber: Du sound a lot like Mickey Mouse.
Cheeseburger:Shut up.
Amber: Oh, okay, not Mickey.
Cheeseburger: Anyway, why are Du girls here?
Garden Hose:Well, we saw your commercial and we want a TV!
Cheeseburger: Nope, this...
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As promised.
This is Saten Twist's first centre story since episode 1..
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INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause Du only been here a week, and Du keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.


Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good Tag at the your job?
Saten: *sighs* Du know what'll be nice. If I could come back,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 59

The Race To Denver

Date: September 10, 1956
Location: Denver, Coltorado

A...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki, Anthony, and Roger arrived at Oden where Duke was. They were at the airport, and were looking at a map.

Nikki: What have y'all found so far?
Anthony: Well, Von looking at these maps we have, we should be able to go north for five miles. Then, we'll find him.

So they went north.

Searching song: link

Roger: *Walking in front*
Anthony: *Looking at maps*
Nikki: *Following both stallions*
Roger: Water?
Nikki: *Throws water bottle to Roger
Roger: *Catches water bottle* Nice throw.
Nikki: How much longer of this search? I'm supposed to be enjoying my vacation, but I'm with you, going on a wild goose...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask Du a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that Du wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a Fan of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, oder something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...
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Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.

Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello Du two, what can I help Du with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, Du decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?...
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Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after regenbogen Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do Du know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want Du to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go Von the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google Bilder
posted by Canada24
Having won the battle, our Heroes regrouped.

Rover was still tied up, flopping like a fisch as he was a trying to escape.

"Shut up!" Rarity growled, as he kept moaning.

"This isn't over Mrs Rarity!" Rover threatened.

"Yeah, well. Till then.. I'll just be taking my sister and going" Rarity sagte slyly.

Rover growled as he continued looking for something sharp enough to free himself.

Rarity found and untied, cute little Sweetie Belle, before passionately hugging her.

Everyone was leaving.

But they were a bit slower, due to having to keep waiting for Ditto to catch up, due to his hoof injury, making him...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Ben was walking the streets of Ponyville with Rarity. They were searching for Jeff and Jack. The Mehr he walked the Mehr trouble he could see Jeff potentially getting into. Vegetable carts to knock over, innocents to slaughter, there was even a gray pegasus that had crossed eyes that Ben was 99% sure wouldn't survive a Sekunde after being seen Von Jeff.

"What did Du say your Friends looked like?" Rarity asked.

"One has a white hoodie and black hair. The other has a black hoodie and brown hair with a blue mask." Ben described them in as little detail as possible, as not to disturb Rarity. Plus,...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor