It seemed dark in the store, but soon a light appeared. Then it started moving.

Rarity: I'm scared!
Spike: Don't worry, a few sticks of dynamite are there, and it will blow a hole in the door.
Fuse: *stops*
Spike: Wait a minute
Fuse: *sets box on fire*
Rarity: Don't go there!
Spike: For crying out loud I can do it! Why do Du always act like I don't know anything?!
box: *explodes*
fireworks: *come out of box*
Rarity: *screaming*

Pinkie Pie: *flying upside down*
Fluttershy: If Du don't stop, I'll end up like Bartholomew!!
Pinkie Pie: At least Du can sleep!
control: Alright listen. It's important that the one flying the plane, is also on the radio.
Fluttershy: *gives Pinkie Pie mic*
Pinkie Pie: Nein!
Fluttershy: Du have to take it!
Pinkie Pie: I don't want it!! It's like I have to do everything for you!! What am I the hostess?

Culpepper: Alright. What happened so far?
cop 1: Spike, and Rarity tried setting up dynamite to open the door, but that failed.
Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy are still in the air in that airplane, not sure what they're doing.
Sean, and regenbogen Dash Lost the corvette, and borrowed a red Canterlot from a dealership nearby.
Mirage is with Twilight in a tow truck.
This pony Shining Armor is behind, but is catching up rapidly.
Sam drove his car into the water, and is now on foot. Either way, it could still be anypony's game.
Culpepper: Well in that case, I better get ready.

Sam: *waving for car*
Billy: Do Du need a ride?
Sam: Yeah, thanks. Take me to Santa Rosita.
Billy: Uh, ok. *drives*
cop 46: *flying helicopter* All units, I just spotted Sam entering someone else's car.
Culpepper: Follow him!
Sam: *spots helicopter* Get down!!
Billy: Why?
Sam: There's a helicopter behind us!!
Billy: Oh jeez!! It's a police helicopter!
Sam: That's what they always use. Ok listen, I'm in kind of a jam.
Billy: What kind of a jam?
Sam: Shut up, I'm not supposed to tell Du this, but I have to since this is a matter of life, and death.
Billly: What is?
Sam: Would Du shut up? I'm X27, for the CIE. Central Intelligence Equestria. Call HQ in Canterlot, and tell them that X27, is being attacked Von mexicans.
Billy: Why should I call them?
Sam: Because they never saw Du before. You're in no danger :D now pull over there, and call the CIE.
Billy: *stops car*
Sam: Alright, I'm going to refuel the car, and come back for ya *pushes Billy out of car*
Billy: Hey!
Sam: *drives off*

control: Now the important thing is *gets dangled in wires* to make sure that Du slow down in time enough for the landing, if Du don't then- what is with this wire?
Pinkie Pie: *flies past*
control: What was that?
Pinkie Pie: We're near the highway now! *goes through billboard*
Fluttershy: *gets nervous*
Pinkie Pie: I think I know what to do now!

But does she?

2 B continued