Although unlike the one for Cupcakes, this one isn't secretly trying to prove a point to everyone who claimed that the story forever scared them and other such stuff I find so damn silly.
But, however, this story will most likely prove to be much DARKER then the privious spoof. Cause in this one, characters actually die, instead of humorish ways of how they could servived. Plus the language is quite mature in this one
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But anyway, lets get started...
regenbogen FACTORY:
Spoof version
"Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice.
As the story we knew of sugar and spice, But a rainbow's easy once Du get to know it.
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device!
Let's delve deeper into regenbogen philosophy.
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology.
It's easy to misjudge that floating city .
With it's alluring decor and social psychology, But with all great things comes a great responsibility.
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability.
How, Du ask, are they up to the task ?
To which the answer is in a simple facility !
In the regenbogen Factory, where your fears and horrors come true
In the regenbogen Factory, where not a single soul gets through!"
SCOOTALOO: *Who is in her late teen's now* Come on! Orion! We're be late for our final test!
Orion gave no response as he followed her, just gulped to himself.
SCOOTALOO: What’s the matter, Orion? Du afraid of getting a dead end job on the snow line?
ORION: No.. It’s just... I don’t know. I don’t think I can do this. What if I fail? What if I don’t fail, but do just bad enough to still be disliked Von everyone? I don’t know if I can take being deported. Where do we even go, anyways?
SCOOTALOO: *gives friendly punch* That will never happen, we will NEVER fail..
*later*
SCOOTALOO: WE FAILED!
AURORA: *upsetly* Would Du stop fucking reminding me!
SCOOTALOO: But I just don't understand.. We did directly what Derby said.
AURORA: Well Derby should go back to eating muffins, cause that was the WORST Guter Rat we were ever given.
Well, that's actually all I could come up with. So I'll leave this as the end of chapter one.
I know it's not that good. But it's all I got for now
