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posted by mariofan14
It was a rainy Tag in the town of Ponyville on a Saturday. Nobody wanted to go outside during a rainy Tag because they thought they would be afflicted Von a little bit of gloom. But then, there was a splash in a little puddle. Someone was walking someplace. But who? Let's follow that particular pony, shall we?

This pony was making its way towards Sweet apfel, apple Acres, but for what reason? To buy some apples? Maybe, but this wasn't really the case. Anyways, the pony knocked on the door in front of the house. Granny Smith opened it up, saying, "How can ah haylp ya?" "I've come for apfel, apple Bloom," the pony said, "for I am a friend of her. I've come to visit her." Granny Smith was thinking that this was a bad idea, but was willing to take the risk. She let the pony in and the pony took off the haube being worn to reveal herself: Bayonetta. After hanging up her hood, she went upstairs to find apfel, apple Bloom, but when she went to the filly's room, she wasn't there. Bayonetta found a note on AB's bed. It read:

"Ah'm at the Everfree Forest right now. If Du find this note, ah'm coming back soon. Ah'll be okay. Ah know a little about the Forest.

apfel, apple Bloom"


Bayonetta thought, "The Everfree Forest? That's too dangerous for a young filly like her! I have to save her before she gets hurt badly!" So the red mare darted out of the house towards the Everfree Forest in an attempt to find apfel, apple Bloom before something horrible happens. And luck was on our heroine's side because she found some hoof prints. They looked small, about the size of a large orange. "Looks like I'm on the right track," Bayonetta said. Then all of a sudden, she hears some rustling in a nearby bush. It looked unusually large to even be a bush. She then saw a pair of eyes- no, not a pair, but two pairs of eyes. Then a monstrous figure popped out of the bush: a chimera!

This beast, having a lion's body, a goat's head, and a snake's long neck and head, lurched towards our heroine to munch on for lunch, but Bayonetta's reflexes were greater than the chimera's speed. Before she was hit, she dodged the monster's swipe at the last second, activating Witch Time. She then proceeded to grab the snake at the beast's rear and she ripped it off, making the beast scream in pain as it started to lose some blood. The chimera then tried to stand on its hind legs, but without the snake as its balancing aid, the beast staggered to the ground. Bayonetta then shouted "PIR ZIXLAY", which summoned a guillotine to chop off the chimera's lion head. She succeeded and all that was left was the goat head. But the beast ran away in fear. It was losing even Mehr blood at a faster rate. But she wasn't finished yet. Out of nowhere, she brought out the living demonic katana, Shuraba. She throws it at the monster's back, killing it for good. She then retrieves the sword and continued her Suchen for apfel, apple Bloom.

Venturing deep into the Everfree Forest, she paid close attention to what other disaster might come after her. Suddenly, something goes wrong: apfel, apple Bloom's hoof prints ended at a boulder. "What could have happened to her?" she asked herself, hoping nothing catastrophic happened to the young filly. She looked behind the boulder, but nothing was there. Maybe she was under the boulder, so Bayonetta dropped Shuraba and rolled the big rock over with her great strength. Sadly, there was nothing under the boulder. The rain then started to get worse, coming down harder than it was. This was not good at all.

Bayonetta was searching Mehr of the Everfree Forest until she came upon Zecora's hut. She knocked on the door to see if the zebra was there. After a moment, our heroine broke open the door with a heel slide. "Hello?!" she called out in a loud voice. "Who is there with the roar of a bear?" sagte a voice. Zecora just came home, hopefully meaning good news. "Do Du know of a young yellow filly named apfel, apple Bloom?" the red mare asked the zebra, being gegeben a nod in reply. "Have Du seen her around the forest?" Bayonetta also asked. "I have good news," Zecora said, "That apfel, apple Bloom has no bruise. Come, friend. This isn't the end." The zebra then concocted a potion that'll tell Bayonetta the whereabouts of her primary concern. After the potion was drunk, our heroine saw Bilder of apfel, apple Bloom, a baum house, a farm. apfel, apple Bloom was at home!

Our heroine ran as fast as she could to the clubhouse of the CMC, hoping apfel, apple Bloom was there in one piece. When she reached the farm, she ran to the clubhouse. And what do Du know? apfel, apple Bloom's there, safe, sicher and sound. "Ah wasn't expectin' ya here, Bayo," the filly said. Bayonetta ran up to her and hugged her ever so greatly, saying, "I'm glad you're alright. Du shouldn't go to a dangerous place like the Everfree Forest ever. I encountered a chimera there and I killed it while I was following your footsteps. What happened?" apfel, apple Bloom sagte that she was on her way to Zecora's hut, but she got lost. She also sagte that a pegasus pony on weather patrol found her and took her out of the forest. "I'm still glad you're okay," Bayonetta said, still hugging the little filly.

In the end, everything was alright. Nobody was hurt, the rain stopped, and things were back to normal once again... for now.

The end.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 11, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 7:48 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Song: link

Hawkeye, Stylo, Dan, Mirage, Metal Gloss, and Mike went back to the casino.

Hawkeye: Hey Mike, why don't Du play poker Von yourself, while we play something else?
Mike: But, didn't we come here to play poker together?
Hawkeye: Uh, who came up with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: I didn't think of that.
Mirage: Was it anyone's idea?
Dan: I don't think so.
Metal Gloss: No one sagte we were playing poker together.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: Oh well. Have fun together. *Goes to play poker Von himself*
Metal Gloss:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Going up Sherman Hill, Mirage was with Dan in a freight train.

Mirage: *Looking at the sky* Is it me, oder is it getting dark for some reason?
Dan: Dark? What are Du talking about?
Mirage: Oh forget it. Du pollacks don't understand anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: Du Brits are the ones that don't understand anything.
Mirage: That doesn't bother me, because I'm Hungarian. I have a British accent, but I'm Hungarian, 100%.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mirage: *Continues looking at the sky* It's almost 11, and it's...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Slash - Shit...
Guard - I tell Du what happend. Those girls got nuts and.
Slash - Shut up.


-I thought he will go for Fluttershy Weiter to frame RD but. In the end I was at fault. I followed logic of the type killing. Twilight was universal she could kill anyone. Rarity was a bait out. And eart pony killed eart pony. Following that logic the pegasuses would kill each orther but using a gun in prison.-

Ace - So AppleJack died because of being brutally beaten up Von Twilight wich is bullshit because it's clear she got shot.
Slash - fuchs is in the hurry. Hm..
Ace - So... What do Du want to do.
Slash - Investigate........
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the hospital, Tim, and Julia went to see Dan. He was laying down in a bed, and had an empty tray in front of him.

Tim: Looks like Du just finished lunch.
Julia: How is everything here?
Dan: Fine.
Tim: Who were Du pursuing?
Dan: Two ponies. I don't know what they look like, but I did see horns on both their heads, so they're both unicorns.
Julia: What kind of car did they have?
Dan: An old sports car, a yellow AMC Matador.
Tim: Matador?
Julia: Those aren't common.
Dan: And the license plate was C53-SDS.
Tim: Thanks Dan. We'll tell the Captain.

At the station, Captain Jefferson was working on papers...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Stargazer's car
Stargazer's car
Song: link

The sun was rising in Gran Turismo, and the sky was a wonderful shade of orange.

Stargazer: *Driving his car at 65 miles an hour*
Black Tuesday: You're gonna get the cops after us before we even meet up with the others.
Stargazer: Don't worry. The cops won't catch us in this fine machine.

A brand new 300 turned onto the road behind them.

Stargazer: Either that's the pony racing us, oder it's an undercover cop.
Black Tuesday: Undercover?
Stargazer: Oh yes. The police here have plenty of undercover police cars. Both 300's, and Impalas, and they're all brand new. However, as I sagte earlier, they...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do Du know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out of Gran Turismo, neither the State Troopers, oder CHP can get prepared in time.

---

Stargazer: *Holding $500 in front of Black Tuesday* Look at all of this money.
Black Tuesday: That's not a lot.
Stargazer: Maybe so, but if we keep doing what we just did, we'll get Mehr of this.

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Toby: The stallions know where to go, and when.
Tim: Why don't we use that to our advantage?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:09 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Orion was on his way back to Cheyenne from Denver, after delivering the Iron Ore, and steel. Now the freight cars on his train are empty.

Orion: The adventure never seems to end for those freight cars. They just keep going all over the place, and.. What the fuck am I talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: *Going down Sherman Hill* Okay, time for my plan.
Mirage: *Backing three diesels onto a freight train*
Dan: *Walking to Mirage's train*
Mike: Where are Du two heading?
Dan: Westbound, to Greeley.
Mirage:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 1:39): link

Blue: *Enters Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: All units, State Troopers, and Gran Turismo Police Department, Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine are at it again. Southbound, black Pontiac, Ida, 2, 4, Edward, King, Sam.
Two Undercover Police Ponies: *Driving Impalas*
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4, we're joining the pursuit.
Tim: *Next to Julia as she drives the M4* GT24 to units chasing Blue, and Aqua, what's your location?
State Trooper Pony: Main Street.
Julia: *Drives*
Tim: Ten-4, joining pursuit from Local Consideration.
Aqua: *Holding a Glock pistol* Turn left at that intersection....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Julia was driving the M4 Police car, patrolling the Round Freeway, with Tim sitting Weiter to her.

Tim: Did Dan tell Du the bad news?
Julia: Dan hasn't spoken to me in two days. What happened?
Tim: He, and his partners were pulled out of the Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine case.
Julia: They must be upset about it.
Tim: Yeah. It was because of something Andy did. He shot a pony when he wasn't supposed to.
Julia: Why? What was the other pony doing?
Tim: He was just visiting a friend, and was taking some things with him. Some apples, a carrot, and he borrowed a PS2 controller, because his wasn't working....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Void - Du wanted to meet me.
Dan - Yes. Do Du know what holds Valkyries core?
Void - Same as old PCS is SLS.
Dan - Saftey Lock System... So safe, sicher that it can be open. We called it overlock.
Void - So?
Dan - Use it too long and Du simply die.

---
???
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Nyx - Hmmm... Du smell it. The storm is coming.
Blaze - Yes *looks over him* Butyful.
Nyx - So my dear. *looks in he eyes* It's time to interrupt their fun event.


---
operation shadow raid
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Dan - Phase 3 end. Phase 4.
Void - Let-
Blaze - Well well well.
-Blaze shows in same Valkyrie but black and red colored-
Blaze - *shoots something to the ground as it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 14, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 9:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Ponies: *Listening to the loudspeaker at the station*
Loudspeaker Pony: Attention all passengers, happy Valentines Day. The Weiter train arriving is The City Of Denver. It's really big, so make sure it doesn't hit you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss as he drives a freight train out of the yard*
Metal Gloss: I feel so warm.
Hawkeye: Your face is red. Perhaps it's something I did.
Metal Gloss: Oh, no the heater is too high. *Lowers the temperature on the heater*
Audience: *Laughing*

Snowflake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *In his office* Why, are we back here? Go follow Stylo, I know what he's doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I wish him good luck too.

Song: link

Two days later at a bar

Stylo: *Drunk, resting his head on the counter in front of him* Oh fuck!!!
Pony 85: *Arrives* Hey.
Stylo: *Picks up his head, and looks at the pony to his right*
Pony 85: I've heard of you.
Stylo: I'm sure Du have, now if Du don't mind, I'm trying to have a hangover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony 85: Somepony named Pierce Hawkins told me about you....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 17 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: Okay, here's what we're going to do. *Loses connection*

Rainbow Dash has left the game

Pinkie Pie: I like that idea. Let's do nothing.
Twilight: She rost connection. It's up to us.
Pinkie Pie: Right Du are Twilight. Let's go use the teleporter.

As they were running, twelve zombies started to chase them.

Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: That tickles. *Lands between the horde of zombies*
Zombies: *Staying around the monkey*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Better luck Weiter time zombies.
Twilight: Du give me great honor.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter, and plants...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"They sagte to colonise the orther world. Noone knew it would end with millions of dead. Officials say that they can be heated as new generation of PCS come out under new name : Valkyries. These one are bigger, in size of typical Ponyville building and are created on look of human. Ponies enlist to army to take on monsters on orther side of gate, where -60 C cold wildness meet them."

Dan - Du will not fall back from battlefield!


SomeoneButNoone presents.

Dan - Squadron V-2 are present :

The newest project.

Dan - V-1.1 Captain-Liberator Void V-1.2 Sekunde Lieutenant Snowflake.

And the main project...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 8 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.

Lead Von regenbogen Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the Weiter room.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of Du to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, Du do it. Du have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
>>>rebooting system
...
...
...
>>>>Error<<<<<

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Equestrian Labs.
00:05
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Steven - *reads papers* Mhm... I see... Alright *drops paper* Alright... Dan left Du unfinished. Time to polish you.

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1 Stunde later*
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Steven - OK
Scientist #1 - *gives half mechanic herz to Steven*
Steven - *puts herz inside* Du will feel great... And be allowed to use over-trance.
Scientist #2 - We are ready for additional repairments.
Steven - Splendid! Let's start right away!

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4 hours later
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Void - *wakes up* where.. I am?
Steven - Welcome! Du were dead for one year.
Void - Dead......
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - Du guys know there is way to clear my account. Pilot!
Pilot - Aye?
Joel - To FBI HQ!
Pilot - Yes sir.
Joel - *wears Kevlar* Those prison clothes are uncomfortable.
Steven - What's the plan?
Damien - Yeah...
Joel - Arson. We burn the hall and take server with my data and break it.
Damien - Sounds easy.
Joel - Oi... Nothing is easy...


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After action - safehouse
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Joel - Woo good to be free.
Damien - Du talk like Du were there for ages but it wasn't even 12 hours.
Steven - Heh...
Joel - Give me a break..

Dimitri - Good job boys. Your debts were paid... Good luck in your life!
FI - Well guys first...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dimitri - Do Du liked the mares I sender to you? They didn't wanted it but with some money... Du guys live like kings in the penthouse I bought for you. But it's action time. Time to work on the work. I left Du some heavy armor to wear. Du gonna go with truck as watch dogs. If anyone will try to steal it kill them. If police gonna check the truck kill them. Money need some laundry so Du know. Anyway that's pretty much this.
FI - Heard the old pony. Sit there and don't Bewegen an inch and everything will be OKAY.


Damien - Eh it takes long to get there.
Steven - Yeah...
Joel - Hey new how is it...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - Gentelmans we will Bewegen onto bigger shit from now.


Hour : 06:28


FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.



Location : Canterlot


FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want Du to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only Du and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.



Action Start



*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops or...
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