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posted by mariofan14
*Bayonetta is my ponyfication off of the real video game character herself. I plan on doing a mini-series of different adventures she will encounter along the way. Some of these will include references to some fairy tales oder other beliebt culture. I hope Du enjoy this, as well as finding the references! Plus, this first one won't be an adventure, but the future ones will be.*

It was a beautiful Tag in the little town of Ponyville, where everyone was going about doing some errands as they usually do. Plenty of stallions come up to a few mares and try to communicate with them, but don't really get the attention they would like to have. Just then, a red mare in black clothing walked past the guys. They find her, follow her, and try to talk to her. One of them, in a sorta seducing tone, said, "How are you, my fine lady? Would Du like to come with me? There's plenty of things to do around this town." The mare, in a seducing tone, then said, "How amusing. Too bad Du aren't my type." The stallion said, "Are Du sure? Du kinda look bored. Am I right, Bayonetta?" The mare then said, "I'm going someplace. Leave me be." She then walks away.

Our heroine, namely Bayonetta, the red mare, then stumbles upon something of interest. A poster. It said:

Witness the power of magic!
Coming to Ponyville today!!!
Do NOT miss this at all!!!!!!!

"Sounds interesting," Bayonetta said, "maybe I can challenge this pony. If this one were to summon a 50-headed guard dog, I'd summon Malphas." (Malphas is a giant raven-like demon that has pecks so strong, it could destroy a mountain in a few seconds.)

Just then, a bang rung out into the sky. There were ponies of all ages grouped up to the big travelling wagon, and all of a sudden, a big blue streak made an arc over the wagon from one side to the other. Then, the curtains opened to reveal a green mare in purple robes, wearing fake black horns. She then said, "Welcome to the Zeigen of the Great and Powerful Mareficent! I, Mareficent, would be delighted to see some of the awe coming from your faces, because I shall be doing wondrous acts of magic!" She then proceeds to summon a few Tiere from the point of her staff. (She's an earth pony with magic.)

She summoned a platypus, a timberwolf, and, what Bayonetta had thought, a 50-headed guard dog. It scared all of the crowd, but our red mare wasn't scared because she was used to seeing some scary stuff, mostly the demons she summons, such as Malphas, which she does summon. "AGRAA ORS!" she shouts, summoning the giant raven-like demon, which then hurdles towards the 50-headed beast, devouring it whole, then disappearing. Everyone, even Mareficent, had their jaws to the ground in awe. "Yes, I'm an earth pony," Bayonetta said, "and yes, I can do magic as well. At least without a stick."

That Kommentar angered the green mare so much, she then ran towards the red mare and said, "HOW DARE Du SAY THAT ABOUT MY POWERS!!!" Even though she was inferior to Bayonetta, she said, "I challenge Du to a showdown here and now!" The red mare accepted, and five Minuten later, there was a large magical battlefield prepared for the mares. Mareficent goes first with a giant icicle being thrown towards our heroine, but she dodges it and punches the icicle, breaking it to pieces. Next, Bayonetta then proceeds to use a giant black and purple hoof for a massive punch. Mareficent managed to dodge it and break the hoof in half. She then proceeds to summon a very nasty storm wolke that had many lightning bolts. In an effort to finish our heroine, she shoots all of the lightning bolts at once, but Bayonetta dodges one within a single hair's breadth, meaning she dodged the attack before she was hit at the very last second. All of a sudden, the entire environment slows down to a near halt. Bayonetta had activated Witch Time. Using it, she took apart the lightning bolts, turning them into nothing. Afterwards, she took Mareficent's staff out of her hoof. Suddenly, Witch Time ended.

"Gimme back my staff!" the green mare cried, only to see it get broken into two Von Bayonetta. A short period of silence then occurred, then being broken Von shouts of applause. The awestruck loser then said, "I don't believe it. I got beaten." "You did good yourself, too," Bayonetta said, "but you're too full of yourself."

Later on, our red mare was just about to go to sleep when all of a sudden, she hears a knock on the door. Opening it up, she saw the pony she recently beat. "I should say that Du really had me there at that battle," she said, "and I should probably apologize for what I was putting Du through it." "It's alright, ma'am," Bayonetta sagte with a smile. Mareficent also smiled and hugged the red mare. Afterwards, after the green mare left, our red mare went to sleep, unaware of the adventures she will encounter.

The end.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Two police officers walked to the police cheif. Buddy was near getting a cup of water

Cop 1: Sir, we need to talk to you.
Cheif: What is it?
Cop 2: What those seven up's did was not how we do police work.
Cheif: Du two bastards have been saying that for the last 23 times now. Give it a rest.
Buddy: *walks to cheif*
Cheif: Ignore them Buddy, Du did fantastic.
Buddy: Yeah. They're just jealous. *goes to seven up's room*
Sigmund: Hey. What's good Bud?
Click-Clack: I don't understand how he lives in Manehattan, but likes the Oakland Raiders.
Buddy: I'm telling you, they're the best football team in...
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posted by Dragon4322
 "Well of coarse they do"
"Well of coarse they do"
Our helicopter arrived at a good spot so we set up camp and then later went to sleep. Except for me and Chrysalis because the both of us didn't really like to sleep. So instead we whispered Kommentare back and forth about opinions, wondering how our Fans are back home. I asked my friend ,"Do Du think the Fans miss us?" she looked at me with surprise and sagte ,"Well of coarse they do" and so i smiled at her comment. ,"Hey Chrysalis?.." I asked silently. My friend replied ,"Yes?" I asked her ,"What is it like to be a changeling?"Chrysalis responded Von saying ,"Well being a changeling is no different from being a regular pony except our legs have holes in them and our wings are a little different also". I was interested in my best friend's perspective thinking that they aren't much different.
 "Well being a changeling is no different
"Well being a changeling is no different
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run Von thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" Hour

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the Tag off. So we got Du another...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 24: Trust


That’s it! Du have to do this! Nocturnal Mirage thought to himself.

Three days have passed since the unfortunate stargazing and during that time, Celestia remained unreachable. The royal blue stallion spent countless hours at her door, trying to get in touch with her again, and despite his reassuring and convincing words, nothing seemed to work. Remorse overwhelmed his soul like an icy flood and fear started to build up in his mind as he kept thinking about the consequences of his failure. He tried his best to correct the mistake he made, but to no avail....
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Hey ppl! My last part was uh... Well I didt write it has well. So if this one is the same way just tell me becuae I'm trying to be the best writer I can! Thx for all the support and seanthehedgehog I'm sorry bout Bartholomew!!! I feel so bad :...(



"Oh hello princess!" Red rose sagte has she hastily put down her head so the princess could not see her face turning red. Coffee cream put down her head and rolled her eyes "I told you, Du can't say those things in puplic anymore!"

Rose lifted her head and have an awkward smile "uh, what I sagte back their i didt really mean it. I Just uh was, well you...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run Von thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 5: War pony

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for Du to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want Du to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Nazi pilot was flying his airplane to the front of our train

Sean: He's going to bomb the tracks!! *goes to ladder*
Rainbow Dash: What are Du doing?
Sean: Shooting that plane down before he destroys the rails! *climbs to roof*
Nazi pilot: *flying to the front of train*
Sean: *shoots airplane*
Nazi pilot: *turns around*
Sean: *stands still*
Nazi Pilot: Auf wiedershen hedgehog! *about to shoot guns*
Sean: *grabs airplane*
Nazi pilot: Was ist das?!
Sean: *throws airplane away*
Nazi pilot: NEIN!! *crashes*
Twilight: Man, is he ok?
Sean: No *climbs down* I'm better then that. I'm great!
Mane 6: Alright!!...
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posted by Canada24
The five mares finally approached where poor Twilight was being held.

but when they reached the door, it was trap, and they down a hole, and landed in the very cage area, we're Ganger, and possibly others, we're 'turned'.

"Well well, nice of Du to 'drop' in" Chrysalis mocked.

Rainbow and AppleJack both growled at her, like angry Hunde almost.

"Haha, good seeing Du two ladies" Chrysalis mocked.

"Let us outta of her!" regenbogen ordered.

"Haha. Ditto's right, Du ponies are cute when angry. But it's not gonna save you" Chrysalis replied.

"Some one say my name?" Ditto asked, coming into view.

"Oh Ditto....
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Back at Sweet apfel, apple Acres

RDP regenbogen Dash: *wakes up* Hey Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet apfel, apple Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP regenbogen Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: regenbogen Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP regenbogen Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get Du free *unties regenbogen Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP regenbogen Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
Applebloom: Seriously?
RDP regenbogen Dash: *pushes...
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posted by applejackrocks1
It started to rain..

Nikki: UGH! I hate them!!!!

A mare approached in front of Nikki...

???: Hi!
Nikki: Uhh..Hi?
???: Du hate Diamond Dancer too, huh?
Nikki: Du know her?
???: And hate her. I work for her.
Nikki: Really? What your name?
???: I'm Sugar Sprinkles. Nice to meet you.
Nikki: What do Du do for her?
Sugar: I'm her maid.
Nikki: I feel so bad for you.
Sugar: *giggles* What are Du doing out here? It's raining.
Nikki: The train broke down and stuff.
Sugar: Hmm..Well, would Du like to stay with me?
Nikki: *smiles* Really?
Sugar: Of course!
Nikki: Thank Du so much!
Sugar: No problem. Follow me.

A few...
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posted by karinabrony
''King Sombra must have gotten them!'' Twilight Sparkle said. ''You're right. Du must have to defeat him with your own power.'' Celestia said. They all nodded and ran out.

Nightmare Moon laughed and said, ''Now I will get to rule Equestria!''. King Sombra didn't care for anything as long as he got the crystal heart. He already had 1,000 crystals gathered.

''Twilight!'' Shining Armor and Cadence said. They needed her and her friends' help. ''I thought we can use our power with yours so we can defeat him.'' she said. ''But since he has all of the crystals, he is much too powerful.Right now he...
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posted by Dragon4322
 the spotlight
the spotlight
My sister and I left Twilight's house and went back to our house. I slowly crawled into bett when regenbogen Dash came in and sagte ,"Goodnight Scootaloo please go to sleep" she told me with a smile ,"Okay Dash I will" i told her. regenbogen closed the door and turned all the lights out in the house. I stayed in my bett for a few Mehr Minuten and then silently crept out of my bed. i looked out the hall to make sure lights weren't on. Slowly hoof Von hoof I made it to our back door and opened it quietly. I kept moving towards our back fence but at that moment a bright spotlight turned right on my body....
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Grudge

Chapter 1: The mare in the storm

A bright lightning bolt slit through the obsidian sky as the storm continued to assault the windows of the small tavern vehemently. The mare looked around in the premise. Gloomy candle light originated from the only chandelier on the ceiling. The air was stuffy; filled with the mixture of beer, cider, sweat, smoke and candle wax. Pale, worn out pictures hung on the wall. Worn out wooden tables. Worn out faces…

A frown appeared on the mare’s face, but nopony noticed, because she wore a brown robe, gewand which covered her entire body; only her muzzle was visible...
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posted by applejackrocks1
Back with the story....

(Meanwhile in this scene, this song starts to play:
link)

Applejack: *is very tierd* *coughs* Stop! Ah beg y'all!
Brawny: Stop being a wimp! Let me kill ya!
Applejack: *tries to swim Faster*
MP3: *blocks Applejack*
Applejack: AH! Get-
Brawny: *grabs Applejack*
Applejack: NO!
Brawny: *drags applejack and ties her up*
Applejack: *coughs* No...*coughs*
Brawny: *grabs Axe*
MP2: FINISH HER BRAWNY!
Brawny: It's fair to give Du some last words. Go on. *smirks*
Applejack: *sigh* *stands up weak* *eyes are wounded and red*
Brawny: >:(
Applejack: *whispers* I-I...Love you..*kisses Brawny*...
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The last solstice

Chapter 7: Battle at Ivory Tower


The heat is suffocating. It settles on the capital, like an invisible mass. There’s absolutely no natural air movement. No clouds on the light blue sky. Everypony stays indoors, if they can. Only a few figures saunter on the streets. Mostly young fillies and colts, roasting eggs on the hot pavement, oder Liebe birds, chatting at cafés, under the shadow of tall oak trees. Everything’s quiet, as the fiery orb above continues to pour its light and warmness on the Equestrian landscape. This is the worst heat wave that struck Canterlot in over...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight continued to the secret base.

Twilight: Alright were here. We need to sneak in *turns invisible*
Con: *turns invisible*
Russian pony35: *enters base*
Con & Twilight: *follow russian*
Russian pony35: hm?
Twilight: *snaps russian's neck*
Russian pony45: Hold on. *walks toward Twilight*
Con: *puts silencer on gun*
Russian pony45: huh? Там есть плавающая пушка! *there's a floating gun*
Con: *shoots russian pony*
Russian pony36: Там есть плавающая пушка!
Con: *kills that russian* How many are we dealing with here?
Twilight: Man I don't know! Find...
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Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
Rainbow Dash: Wow. Du can stay with us until Celestia makes Du a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do Du sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
Rainbow Dash: Who sagte you're idiotic? Sure Du made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make Du retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hattan: *driving down road*
Con: Hmmm.
Weston: Ah'm not sure why they sell equestrian cars in China.
Con: *steals car*
Weston: What the hay?
Con: Who are you?
Weston: I'm Constaple Weston B. River. Ah saw Du before. You're that secret agent!
Con: How'd Du know that?
Weston: The Koreans told me.
Con: Ohh great.
Weston: Who are we chasing?
Con: That blue Wrestler with the white Wand tires.
Hattan: *turns right*
Con: *does drift*
Sneak Peak: Floor it! Con's chasing us.
Hattan: *weaving through traffic*
Con: *honks horn*
Weston: Get out of the bloody way!
pony in car: Stop shouting!
Weston: I am a police...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Pilot 1 - GasMask On
time : 15:30
location : near LasPegasus
objiective : Find And Kill GoldenHorn
Pilot 2 - fourty-five we near the location
fourty-five - copy over five-o-five
Pilot 1 - holy shit there toxics everywhere
Dimitri - he want gas all civiliants...
Damn - damn...
Shadow *from radio* - Im under... 10 BTR's under the GoldenHorn office... 9 birds flying... no wait... se another one... ok there 10 birds... there contact Destroyer... when Du land we Lost conntact with Du five-o-five...
fourty-five - we landing... good luck
Shadow *from radio* - good luck five-o-five... happy hunting... Shadow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sun was rising in Baltimare, as a few stallions were cleaning their house. regenbogen Dash was asleep in that building, and still is. She got there after Fluttershy was killed. But later on

Stallion 63: Lets go. Bewegen it!
Celestia: Du broke our wings. We can't Bewegen as fast as you.
Luna: You'll be sorry if Du kill us.
Stallion 54: Just keep moving. Wait a minute.
Stallion 63: What is it?
Stallion 54: I just thought I saw regenbogen Crash.
Nice Stallion: uh oh.
Stallion 54: *tries to look through window*
Nerdy pony: Hey! Guess what? I just invented a new thing called Multiplying! It's like adding,...
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