Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 2 - My Little pony - Freundschaft ist Magie - Fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.

regenbogen Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
regenbogen Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
regenbogen Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.

The boot then leaves Manehattan docks, heading for the island 30 miles away. Pinkie then decided to have every pony sing a song.

Lyra & bonbon: When the course is laid, and the anchors weighed. A sailor's blood begins racing.
Twilight: With our hearts unbound, and our flag unfurled.
Jade: We're on our way and off to see the world.
Everypony: On our way and off to see the world. Hey ho, we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing.
Vinyl Scratch: Tough ponies are we!
Everypony: Sailing for adventure on the deep blue sea.
regenbogen Dash: Isn't there any place I can go without any pony singing? *flies away*
Snips & Snails: Danger walks the deck we say what the heck. We laugh at the perils we're facing.
Rarity: Every storm we ride is it's own reward
Applejack: And people die from falling overboard.
Everypony: People die from falling overboard. Hey ho, we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing. Hoist the sails & sing!
Fluttershy: Sailing for adventure on something blue.
regenbogen Dash: really? I Liebe to see them cry when they walk the plank.
Derpy: I prefer to cut a throat.
Octavia: I Liebe to hang them high and watch their little hooves try to walk in the air while their faces turn blue.
regenbogen Dash: >:(
Octavia: Just kidding. It's a good life on a boat.
CMC: There are distant lands with burning sands. That call across the ocean.
Tourists: There are bingo games every fun filled day. With margaritas at the midnight buffet
Everypony: Margaritas at the midnight buffet. Hey ho we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing.
regenbogen Dash: Should have never gone!
Everypony: Sailing for adventure on the bounding main.
Pinkie Pie: The salty breezes whisper. Who knows what lies ahead? I just know I will find a lot, for me & all my friends.
Sean: The stars will be our compass. Wherever we may roam. And our mates will always be just like a family. And though we may put into port the sea is always home.
Derpy: I really like this song don't Du Dr. Whooves?
Dr. Whooves: Yeah it's cool.
Everypony: We'll chase our dreams standing on our own Over the horizon to the great unknown. Hey ho we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing bold and Merida - Legende der Highlands and free!! Sailing for adventure
Applejack: It's so nauseating
Everypony: Sailing for adventure
Rarity: So exhilarating
Everypony: Sailing for adventure
Tourists: We are celebrating!
Everypony: On the deep blue sea!

The song ended, and Pinkie was going over roll call.

Pinkie: Applejack?
Applejack: Aye aye.
Pinkie: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: uuh. *raises hoof*
Pinkie: Derpy Hooves?
Derpy Hooves: Derp.
Pinkie: Dinky Hooves?
Dinky: derp.
Pinkie: Dead Dinky?
Derpy: *holds skeleton* Derp.
Sean: ?
Pinkie Pie: Vinyl Scratch?
Vinyl: Aye.
Pinkie Pie: Headless George?
headless pony: *raises hoof*
Sean: !!
Pinkie Pie: Big fat ugly fohlen eating mare?
Huge stallion: Aye.
Pinkie Pie: Green hay?
Shredder: *plays guitar*
Pinkie Pie: Octavia?
Octavia: *glances at Shredder* aye aye.
Sean: Ok. Can I see every pony in my quarters?

What happens next? IDK just read the Weiter part.

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pinkmare the name of that crew lol

Ponies On The Rails Episode 117 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 11, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 7:48 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Song: link

Hawkeye, Stylo, Dan, Mirage, Metal Gloss, and Mike went back to the casino.

Hawkeye: Hey Mike, why don't Du play poker Von yourself, while we play something else?
Mike: But, didn't we come here to play poker together?
Hawkeye: Uh, who came up with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: I didn't think of that.
Mirage: Was it anyone's idea?
Dan: I don't think so.
Metal Gloss: No one sagte we were playing poker together.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: Oh well. Have fun together. *Goes to play poker Von himself*
Metal Gloss:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 117 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Going up Sherman Hill, Mirage was with Dan in a freight train.

Mirage: *Looking at the sky* Is it me, oder is it getting dark for some reason?
Dan: Dark? What are Du talking about?
Mirage: Oh forget it. Du pollacks don't understand anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: Du Brits are the ones that don't understand anything.
Mirage: That doesn't bother me, because I'm Hungarian. I have a British accent, but I'm Hungarian, 100%.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mirage: *Continues looking at the sky* It's almost 11, and it's...

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schmetterling Effect - Episode 4

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Slash - Shit...
Guard - I tell Du what happend. Those girls got nuts and.
Slash - Shut up.

-I thought he will go for Fluttershy Weiter to frame RD but. In the end I was at fault. I followed logic of the type killing. Twilight was universal she could kill anyone. Rarity was a bait out. And eart pony killed eart pony. Following that logic the pegasuses would kill each orther but using a gun in prison.-

Ace - So AppleJack died because of being brutally beaten up Von Twilight wich is bullshit because it's clear she got shot.
Slash - fuchs is in the hurry. Hm..
Ace - So... What do Du want to do.
Slash - Investigate........

Gran Turismo Episode 10 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the hospital, Tim, and Julia went to see Dan. He was laying down in a bed, and had an empty tray in front of him.

Tim: Looks like Du just finished lunch.
Julia: How is everything here?
Dan: Fine.
Tim: Who were Du pursuing?
Dan: Two ponies. I don't know what they look like, but I did see horns on both their heads, so they're both unicorns.
Julia: What kind of car did they have?
Dan: An old sports car, a yellow AMC Matador.
Tim: Matador?
Julia: Those aren't common.
Dan: And the license plate was C53-SDS.
Tim: Thanks Dan. We'll tell the Captain.

At the station, Captain Jefferson was working on papers...

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Gran Turismo Episode 10 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Stargazer's car

Song: link

The sun was rising in Gran Turismo, and the sky was a wonderful shade of orange.

Stargazer: *Driving his car at 65 miles an hour*
Black Tuesday: You're gonna get the cops after us before we even meet up with the others.
Stargazer: Don't worry. The cops won't catch us in this fine machine.

A brand new 300 turned onto the road behind them.

Stargazer: Either that's the pony racing us, oder it's an undercover cop.
Black Tuesday: Undercover?
Stargazer: Oh yes. The police here have plenty of undercover police cars. Both 300's, and Impalas, and they're all brand new. However, as I sagte earlier, they...

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Gran Turismo Episode 10 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do Du know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out of Gran Turismo, neither the State Troopers, oder CHP can get prepared in time.

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Stargazer: *Holding $500 in front of Black Tuesday* Look at all of this money.
Black Tuesday: That's not a lot.
Stargazer: Maybe so, but if we keep doing what we just did, we'll get Mehr of this.

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Toby: The stallions know where to go, and when.
Tim: Why don't we use that to our advantage?...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 115 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:09 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Orion was on his way back to Cheyenne from Denver, after delivering the Iron Ore, and steel. Now the freight cars on his train are empty.

Orion: The adventure never seems to end for those freight cars. They just keep going all over the place, and.. What the fuck am I talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: *Going down Sherman Hill* Okay, time for my plan.
Mirage: *Backing three diesels onto a freight train*
Dan: *Walking to Mirage's train*
Mike: Where are Du two heading?
Dan: Westbound, to Greeley.
Mirage:...

Gran Turismo Episode 9 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song (Start at 1:39): link

Blue: *Enters Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: All units, State Troopers, and Gran Turismo Police Department, Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine are at it again. Southbound, black Pontiac, Ida, 2, 4, Edward, King, Sam.
Two Undercover Police Ponies: *Driving Impalas*
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4, we're joining the pursuit.
Tim: *Next to Julia as she drives the M4* GT24 to units chasing Blue, and Aqua, what's your location?
State Trooper Pony: Main Street.
Julia: *Drives*
Tim: Ten-4, joining pursuit from Local Consideration.
Aqua: *Holding a Glock pistol* Turn left at that intersection....

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Gran Turismo Episode 9 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Julia was driving the M4 Police car, patrolling the Round Freeway, with Tim sitting Weiter to her.

Tim: Did Dan tell Du the bad news?
Julia: Dan hasn't spoken to me in two days. What happened?
Tim: He, and his partners were pulled out of the Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine case.
Julia: They must be upset about it.
Tim: Yeah. It was because of something Andy did. He shot a pony when he wasn't supposed to.
Julia: Why? What was the other pony doing?
Tim: He was just visiting a friend, and was taking some things with him. Some apples, a carrot, and he borrowed a PS2 controller, because his wasn't working....

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Project GATE Episode 4

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Void - Du wanted to meet me.
Dan - Yes. Do Du know what holds Valkyries core?
Void - Same as old PCS is SLS.
Dan - Saftey Lock System... So safe, sicher that it can be open. We called it overlock.
Void - So?
Dan - Use it too long and Du simply die.

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???
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Nyx - Hmmm... Du smell it. The storm is coming.
Blaze - Yes *looks over him* Butyful.
Nyx - So my dear. *looks in he eyes* It's time to interrupt their fun event.

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operation shadow raid
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Dan - Phase 3 end. Phase 4.
Void - Let-
Blaze - Well well well.
-Blaze shows in same Valkyrie but black and red colored-
Blaze - *shoots something to the ground as it...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 114 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 14, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 9:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Ponies: *Listening to the loudspeaker at the station*
Loudspeaker Pony: Attention all passengers, happy Valentines Day. The Weiter train arriving is The City Of Denver. It's really big, so make sure it doesn't hit you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss as he drives a freight train out of the yard*
Metal Gloss: I feel so warm.
Hawkeye: Your face is red. Perhaps it's something I did.
Metal Gloss: Oh, no the heater is too high. *Lowers the temperature on the heater*
Audience: *Laughing*

Snowflake...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 114 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *In his office* Why, are we back here? Go follow Stylo, I know what he's doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I wish him good luck too.

Song: link

Two days later at a bar

Stylo: *Drunk, resting his head on the counter in front of him* Oh fuck!!!
Pony 85: *Arrives* Hey.
Stylo: *Picks up his head, and looks at the pony to his right*
Pony 85: I've heard of you.
Stylo: I'm sure Du have, now if Du don't mind, I'm trying to have a hangover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony 85: Somepony named Pierce Hawkins told me about you....

My Little Pony: Zombies Part 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 17 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: Okay, here's what we're going to do. *Loses connection*

Rainbow Dash has left the game

Pinkie Pie: I like that idea. Let's do nothing.
Twilight: She rost connection. It's up to us.
Pinkie Pie: Right Du are Twilight. Let's go use the teleporter.

As they were running, twelve zombies started to chase them.

Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: That tickles. *Lands between the horde of zombies*
Zombies: *Staying around the monkey*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Better luck Weiter time zombies.
Twilight: Du give me great honor.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter, and plants...

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Project GATE Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

"They sagte to colonise the orther world. Noone knew it would end with millions of dead. Officials say that they can be heated as new generation of PCS come out under new name : Valkyries. These one are bigger, in size of typical Ponyville building and are created on look of human. Ponies enlist to army to take on monsters on orther side of gate, where -60 C cold wildness meet them."

Dan - Du will not fall back from battlefield!

SomeoneButNoone presents.

Dan - Squadron V-2 are present :

The newest project.

Dan - V-1.1 Captain-Liberator Void V-1.2 Sekunde Lieutenant Snowflake.

And the main project...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 8 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.

Lead Von regenbogen Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the Weiter room.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of Du to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, Du do it. Du have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy...

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Project VOID Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

>>>rebooting system
...
...
...
>>>>Error<<<<<

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Equestrian Labs.
00:05
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Steven - *reads papers* Mhm... I see... Alright *drops paper* Alright... Dan left Du unfinished. Time to polish you.

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1 Stunde later*
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Steven - OK
Scientist #1 - *gives half mechanic herz to Steven*
Steven - *puts herz inside* Du will feel great... And be allowed to use over-trance.
Scientist #2 - We are ready for additional repairments.
Steven - Splendid! Let's start right away!

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4 hours later
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Void - *wakes up* where.. I am?
Steven - Welcome! Du were dead for one year.
Void - Dead......

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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The Heist : Episode 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Joel - Du guys know there is way to clear my account. Pilot!
Pilot - Aye?
Joel - To FBI HQ!
Pilot - Yes sir.
Joel - *wears Kevlar* Those prison clothes are uncomfortable.
Steven - What's the plan?
Damien - Yeah...
Joel - Arson. We burn the hall and take server with my data and break it.
Damien - Sounds easy.
Joel - Oi... Nothing is easy...

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After action - safehouse
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Joel - Woo good to be free.
Damien - Du talk like Du were there for ages but it wasn't even 12 hours.
Steven - Heh...
Joel - Give me a break..

Dimitri - Good job boys. Your debts were paid... Good luck in your life!
FI - Well guys first...

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The Heist : Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dimitri - Do Du liked the mares I sender to you? They didn't wanted it but with some money... Du guys live like kings in the penthouse I bought for you. But it's action time. Time to work on the work. I left Du some heavy armor to wear. Du gonna go with truck as watch dogs. If anyone will try to steal it kill them. If police gonna check the truck kill them. Money need some laundry so Du know. Anyway that's pretty much this.
FI - Heard the old pony. Sit there and don't Bewegen an inch and everything will be OKAY.

Damien - Eh it takes long to get there.
Steven - Yeah...
Joel - Hey new how is it...

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The Heist : Episode 5

posted by SomeoneButNoone

FI - Gentelmans we will Bewegen onto bigger shit from now.

Hour : 06:28

FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.

Location : Canterlot

FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want Du to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only Du and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.

Action Start

*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops or...