The Weiter Tag four Chevronet Pearlas pulled up toward a new helicopter.

Con: *sneaks by*
Dutch pony 1: We would like to thank the Mexican Military for lending us one of the very first helicopters to us.
Crowd: *cheers*
Dutch pony 1: This chopper has two machine guns, and four rakete launchers.
Con: *walks away*
Senia: That pony is a spy!
Con: *runs away*
Dutch ponies: *block Con*
Con: *escapes with magic*

Con was on his way to Canterlot, but lets go to a Russian military base.

Boris: Charleen. Come check this out!
Charleen: What is it?
Boris: *shows desktop*
Charleen: Why did Du put a pair of titties on that mare?
Boris: At least she isn't naked! Guess the new password.
Charleen: Knockers
Boris: Damn. Hold on.
Charleen: What is it?
Boris: M.I.3 is trying to hack our system. We'll hack theirs *hacks M.I.3*
Senia: *walks into base*
Russian pony467: Du cannot be in here!
Senia: *shoots russian*
base owner: Тревога! У нас есть нарушитель
Russians: Intruder!
Senia: *kills russians*

Boris ran away while Charleen hid under a desk. Senia did not kill any of them. As she left a satellite blew up the base.

Charleen: What?!
base owner: You're still alive! We have to find out what's going on with the mexicans.
Charleen: WE?! You're crushed Von the remains of the ceiling.
base owner: Fine! You're on your own *dies*
Charleen: I didn't want that to happen! Ugh. *leaves base*