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posted by btflash

I have a confession to make. It is a very tough confession to make, considering I've kept up this lie for so long. Stay tuned, there's an important message at the end as well. If Du read any of this article, and want to quit reading, read the end before Du quit. If Du do plan on Lesen through the whole thing, dont skip to the end. Now, on to the all- important confession.

I hate My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

From the moment I first saw the show, I despised it. I hated every single character on this show, especially twilight sparkle, who I consider especially annoying and whom i think is too much of a know-it-all for anyone to like her. I hate every person who would even consider liking this show.
My persona on here has been a lie. My hatred for bronies is so strong that I kept up a virtual identity on this site to fool everyone into thinking I myself was a brony. this fanbase is full of such gullible losers that it was easy to gain all your trust. I've learned many things during my little "experiment," and I would like to share what I learned.

What I learned - some Bronies/ pegasisters say they "love and tolerate," (ugh, what a horrid term) but can easily be manipulated to exhibit rage. This was shown when I caused Emmylove786 to rage when I simply Kommentiert on one of her horrendous Quiz questions. coupling with this lesson, I also learned that other bronies will turn on other bronies that exhibit rage. This was shown when other bronies "came to my aid," no Fragen asked. I was going to try to stop it, but it was too fun to watch

This is but two examples of the horrendous behavior of the cult known as "bronies." Looking back, it's hard to believe "everypony" *ugh* fell for my little ruse. I was painfully obvious I was deceiving them all. I dropped so many obvious hints, I'm surprised none of the Mehr intellectual bronies found me out. That just shows how gullible Du all are.

So yes, I confess I lied to Du all. I confess I deceived Du all with no guilt

Finally, I also confess that this whole Artikel is just a horrible april fools joke, the whole article's all a lie, and I can only hope I didn't offend anyone, as I meant none of it. Happy April Foal's day, everypony! this Artikel was really painful to write.

again, to be clear, this whole Artikel was a joke, and I meant no offense.

triq267, tailsfan111 and 4 others like this

StarWarsFan7 [b]I knew you could never betray us, dude! Happy Trollestia Day! ^^[/b]

triq267 I read the first line and was shocked. Then I looked up, saw my calender, and realized it was a joke. Nice one.

mariofan14 That-a was no joke to-a me! You-a can go down to Hell!

Tawnyjay I read the first part and was freaking out. And then I realized it was Trollestia Day, so I guessed before I read to the end. CB @Mariofan: That is not needed. :U

btflash @mariofan14 it was just a trollestia day joke. lighten up a bit. you can also do without the language.

Alue26 @btflash You know, I have had it with all that April Fools bullshit! EqD was, and is still, completely ruined! Yesterday, it was all full of the older Gens, and they were saying that after the Third Season, this show will get disbanded! I was the whole night freaking out that this could be the eventual end of the show! Now, about your article, it is a very good joke, because like someone said, 'Once a Brony, Always a Brony'! Why should anyone make a persona out of them to make fun of others? It doesn't add up!

btflash @Alue26 It's not meant to add up. It was trollestia day.

btflash wow... I was expecting some negative criticisms, but yeesh.

shadirby C'mon guys! It's just a joke! Don't take it so hard! It was really clever.

whiteclaw [b] NICE!!! [/B] ya got me.

mariofan14 I-a still find-a this offensive, joke or not. >:|

shadirby @cupcake: I was just being nice. No need to take it to extremes.

btflash @cupcake2456 why would you even take this article into account for your argument, anyway? this was months back, when I did that really bad april foal's joke xD now that I look back upon that, I really could've added more to that article. Anyway, cupcake, so what if she supports me on some stuff? That's what friends do, and I'm glad to have her as a friend. Don't pick on someone for being a friend to someone else.

PhoenixRoyale @cupcake2456: Just because she always takes his side doesn't mean she likes him. Stop exaggerating things and jumping to conclusions. It just makes you seem pathetic. :/

cupcake2456 Yeah,I know.Shadirby and I forgave each other all ready.

btflash What makes you think a simple apology makes everything better? This isn't kindergarten. Sorry to burst your bubble, but I've been in plenty of instances where I've been told "Sorry doesn't cut it." In the real world, yes, this is true. In instances where you're rude or mean to someone, a simple apology just doesn't cut it. You have to own up to your actions, and accept that your being rude/mean makes sure that some people won't think about you in the same way.

cupcake2456 I do admit I was being really mean to her.If you are reading this shadirby,I'm sorry.

girsmurf22 @btflash omg nice one,u seriously got me till the end XDDDD

triq267 Two years later, and still probably the best April Fools Day joke ever on this spot.

Seanthehedgehog Never saw it until now.

btflash 2 years later and I'm still cringing at how people took this seriously xD and now that I think about it, I missed a stellar opportunity to come back and make another article. damnit

Seanthehedgehog You should've seen the wallpost I made. Mariofan14 got angry to that as well.

btflash well I don't really see any "anger" per se, but mariofan doesn't really like april fools day all that much

Seanthehedgehog Exactly the same thing Triq267 told me.

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On The Block Episode 3 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as olive
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

After olive got fired, Mr. Beddler was having a difficult task to get his workers to do anything properly. Gary had something else on his mind.

Gary: *With Tim near the paint booth* Have Du ever noticed that there's Mehr mares here than stallions?
Tim: So?
Gary: So? I don't know if Du know this, but this is not a place for ladies to be running around, putting make up on cars....

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On The Block Episode 3 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

And introducing new characters

Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic regenbogen as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading telegram*
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: What have Du got there?
Sargent O' Rourke: It's a telegram....

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On The Block Episode 2 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's time for the Ponyville news. With your news anchors, Double Scoop as Nate Witherspoon, and Heartsong as Hillary Tosh.

Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank Du everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a vulkan erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like Japan has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Model trains

This is the final part of the third episode of T.H.O.E. When most ponies talk about trains, they often think about passenger trains, others think about the trains of other countries. Then there are those ponies that talk about model trains.

These model trains run on electricity that runs through the tracks, and provides power to the engine on the train. They've been around for over one hundred years.

Pinkie Pie: I've been trying to save up on a model train set, but Mr. und Mrs. Cake won't let me. Zhey say zhere is not enough room, but vhat do zhey know?
Applejack: My sister Applebloom wants one,...

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Aqua Marine's journey 5

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua Marine engulfed her brother, Mountain Peak, in a hug. “What are Du doing here?!” she exclaimed. “Careful, you’ll blow my eardrum out.” He sagte playfully. “I came to visit you.” He said. Aqua Marine looked up. “But I thought Du were climbing the biggest mountain in Equestria.” She said, puzzled. “Well, turns out it wasn’t exactly the tallest mountain. But once I do find the biggest mountain, I will climb it.” Pinkie Pie peered at Peak, with a strange expression on her face. “Wait, Du are brother and sister, right? So why doesn’t Peak have wings?” she said...

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being a filly STINKS!!!!

posted by octaviavsdjpon3

Hi im cherrybrook and im a few months old. This story will be based on my fillyhood ☺. Its a thursday night april 6 and thats the Tag I was born. Four years after that I was already in school. Lots of time I got straight A's, but today I got in big trouble.
Cause I yelled at my teacher😳man I was so embarrassed
After school my mom made me clean the whole house
And my dad made me clean four other houses. Plus I was grounded the Good thing was only for two days. And summer started! YAY!!!😃Finally! My mom and dad left me with my sister cause they were going on there honey moon 😝 "alright little twerp im the boss of the house" my sister said." So we gon tear this place up!!!" She sagte with blearing rock music.
so she forsed me to my room the weird thing is she picked me up with her horn 😖 I cant do that. Then she brought her Friends and her boyfriend over. Man im so telling my mom and dad bout that😡 to be continued😊

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My Little Pony/South Park Parody

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You're not allowed to say the f word.

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Ponies Munching

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Starbutt

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Poet Stories-Roses are Red

posted by IrisTheHedgehog

PP and PP

Intro-Hello im Ink a writer of ponyville and this is my friend Olliehooves we will be Schreiben a story well like a poem.

It was a bright Tag in the village of equestria,birds were chirping and ponies were talking.Except one rosa pony.She had been sulking around,until a blue pony walked up to her."Hi what's up?"The blue stallion said,he had a pointy horn."Oh hi...I'm Pinkie"pinkie sagte perking up,she sagte greeting him."Nice name mine is Pokey Pierce!"he sagte slightly blushing.-Roses are Red...-
"Cool name,you like ballons cause Du need a super duper party!"Pinkie sagte giggling."Gah... I usually...

Twilight's Student Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

General Itov

This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, regenbogen Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she would...

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Awesome pony pics

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Awesome pony pics

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Awesome pony pics

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.

Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do Du have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine Pistolen that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when Du take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 45 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Later that day, it was getting dark. It was time for them to go home, but they didn't care. Hawkeye, Stylo, Percy, Jeff, Orion, Pete, and Wilson were playing poker.

Hawkeye: Alright, let's start the betting.
Orion: Du got it. I'm putting in two dollars.
Percy: *Waiting*
Wilson: It's your turn Percy.
Percy: I'm thinking.
Wilson: Well hurry up.
Percy: Fine, I call. *Puts in two dollars*
Wilson: Fold.
Percy: Du were rushing me just so Du could fold?
Wilson: I didn't have a good hand.
Jeff: I see your two, and raise Du four. *Puts six dollars in*
Pete: I call. *Puts in four dollars*
Stylo: Unfortunately,...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 44 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Louis continued Schreiben his letter to another pony named Clint Eastwood.

You would be great Friends with Stylo. He was once a worker on the Southern Pacific Railway, before coming to Mitmachen the Union Pacific. He's a very nice pony, and is also good at his job. I remember Hawkeye telling me about how he managed to get a heavy freight over Sherman Hill, which is much harder then it sounds. He had three diesels pulling the train, and was low on sand.

Stylo: Orion, we're low on sand.
Orion: Oh, don't worry, I know.
Stylo: Du knew this entire time, and Du didn't even tell me?!
Orion: Yeah. I used...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 42 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Drunk bus driver

Orion, Pete, and Mirage went out of the station to see the bus driver.

Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if Du want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
Pete: Okay, make him crash.
Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
Pete: As for Du Mirage, I want Du to work in the train...