Hee Haw

An extremely fancy gürtel commemorating Michael Jackson -- and allegedly "sanctioned" Von Joe Jackson and Katherine Jackson -- can be yours for the bargain basement price of $1,500 -- problem is ... the whole thing may be illegal.



Check out this picture we got -- Wird angezeigt Joe and Katherine Jackson signing one of the belts ... and according to the official website promoting the belts, MJ's three kids -- Prince, Paris, and Blanket -- also signed their names.

Here's the problem. The belts feature several Bilder trademarked Von Michael Jackson -- including dancing feet, MJ's silhouette and the MJ crest...

July 3, 1982

I woke up at 8 a.m. to get ready for my datum with Michael. We talked on the phone all last night because he sent me his number. I got out of my bett picked out a black fitted dress that showed my curves and a half white white pelz coat. I then, got my back heels, a towel, rag, and went into the shower. After only 10 mins of being in the dusche my sister knocked on the door. "Yes Zoey" I replied "Where are Du going" "Ummmm...." "Khloeii??" "Yeah" "WHERE ARE Du GOING" "Zoey I'm a grown woman I don't have tell Du my every move" "I was only asking because I wanted to spend the day...