Chapter 6,

March 15, 1999,

I woke up this morning and was so excited because today's my fifth birthday. I raced downstairs and sagte "wow; Pokemon everywhere!" There were balloons with the characters faces on them from the TV Zeigen and a big pile of presents sitting on the table. Dad wasn't up yet because he didn't expect me to be awake for at least another half an hour. I went into the living room and waited for him to wake up

I was amazed that dad was able to pull all this Pokemon stuff off because I wasn't into Pokemon until about a Monat Vor when I had come across an episode of the Zeigen on TV. For the past three years now all that I had been interested in was superheroes and the star, sterne Wars movies, which made it easy on dad because he knew exactly what to get me for my birthday and Christmas. He sat through a couple episodes of Pokemon with me and I tried to explain the whole concept of the Zeigen to him but; he never understood why I liked it so much.

Finally; dad came downstairs and sagte "happy birthday AJ!" I hugged him and sagte "thanks for the Pokemon party decorations daddy!" He sagte "you're welcome; it took me forever to find them because I didn't know what I was looking for!" Grace followed behind him with Prince holding her hand and Paris in her other arm. Prince sagte "it's my birthday!" Dad sagte "no silly; it was your birthday last month!" Dad sagte "come on AJ; I want Du to see what gifts I got you!" I sagte "I hope Du got something that I will like because I know Du always get the Pokemon characters names wrong!" He laughed and sagte "I have a real strong feeling that you're going to like what I got you!"

We went into the küche and sat at the tabelle with my gifts on it. He grabbed the one off the oben, nach oben and passed it to me. I ripped it open and sagte "oh my gosh; Du kept telling me that I wouldn't get a Game Boy until I was 10 years old!" I started to tear open the other presents and I got three different Pokemon games. I sagte "thank Du so much daddy; I Liebe you!" He sagte "I Liebe Du more! Now there are some rules that go along with that Game Boy! First of all, I don't want Du playing that all Tag long. Sekunde of all, if Du don't listen to me that will be the first thing that I take away from you. Last of all, these games are small and Du better not lose any of them because they're really expensive!" I sagte "I'll try my best not to lose them!"

March 21, 1999,

I was sitting at the tabelle in the küche playing my game boy and dad was clearing the table. He sagte "I want Du to do something else, Du can playing with it some Mehr tomorrow before Du have to do your school work!" I ignored him and he sagte "I know Du can hear me.” I continued to play the game with my eyes pretty much glued to the screen and he sagte "you better put that down!"

He walked over and took it out of my hands. I shot him a dirty look and sagte "give it back!" He sagte "don't talk to me like that; go play with your action figures oder see what Prince is doing!" I tried to grab the game boy out of his hand and he put it on one of the high shelves that was mounted on the wall. I sagte "as soon as Du walk away I'm going to get a chair and grab it!" He sighed and sagte "you better not because if Du do I'm going to send Du to your room and Du won't be allowed to watch TV oder do anything fun!" I laughed at him and sagte "yeah right!" He sagte with a serious look on his face "I'm not messing around and I don't think it's funny at all!"

I climbed on the chair and smiled as I reached for the Game Boy. He sagte "you have three Sekunden to put that back up there before I put Du on punishment." Putting me on punishment was the same thing as being grounded to other kids but dad didn't like the word grounded so he changed it to punishment!"

That didn't stop me from getting off the chair and as soon as he tried to take it from me I ran as fast as I could! He caught up to me though and took it out of my hands. I started laughing when he picked me up and sagte "you're going to your room!" When we got to my bedroom door he opened it up and gently tossed me on my bed. I looked up at him with a shocked look on my face and asked "wait; am I really on punishment?" He sagte as he looked at me "I told Du I was serious!" I sagte "I promise I won't do it again!" He sagte "it's too late for that now!"

He shut the door behind him and Grace sagte "for a five-year-old AJ is pretty strong! I'm glad that Du can still carry her while she's trying to kick Du because I know I can't do that anymore!" He sagte "yeah I know; I'm just glad that she thought I was joking because she made a little bit easier on me. She's easy to carry when she's not flipping out but when she is It makes her feel 20 pounds heavier! I have no idea what I plan on doing when she is nine years old because if I keep doing that I'll end up pulling my back out!"

March 23, 1999,

Well; because of the stunt I pulled with the Game Boy a few days Vor I'm stuck up in my room doing absolutely nothing. The only thing that I've been allowed to do for days is school work; which is obviously not fun! I'm allowed to come downstairs to eat but that's about it and it's driving me crazy! I must've really hit a raw nerve with dad because he doesn't want to listen to me when I try to convince them that I'm sorry and that I won't do it again! The only thing that he has sagte to me is that he would come and talk to me before he is going to let me off of my punishment!

I was sitting in my room filling out a worksheet when I heard footsteps coming down the hallway. My doorknob turned and dad stood there looking at me in complete silence. One thing he has definitely learned as a parent is how to make me feel guilty! Grace can't make me feel guilty but; just looking at dad after I've done something wrong makes my stomach turn! He definitely uses it to his advantage!

He came over and sat on my bed. I didn't say anything and just stared at him for a few minutes. He asked "so; have Du been having fun up here Von yourself?" I sagte "NO! I'm so bored!" He sagte "that means that that was true punishment because you're supposed to be bored out of your mind!" He pulled out the chair I was sitting in and sagte "come here; sit Weiter to me!" I walked over and ended up sitting on his lap instead. I sagte "I promise Du that I really am sorry for not listening to!" He kissed the oben, nach oben of my head and sagte "I told Du from the very beginning that I didn't want Du playing Pokemon all day! Du are getting to be very disrespectful to me and it's really starting to bother me!" I sagte "I truly don't remember what I'm doing when I get that irritated and I understand why I got in trouble!" He smiled and sagte "I know that and I also know that I can be a little annoying at times but; that's part of my job as a daddy!”

April 14, 1999,

For about five days now I've secretly been intimidated Von Prince! When I say that I don't mean that I'm scared of him but; I'm worried that he is almost too good! This is the first time that I've felt jealous of him since he has been born. Most of the time; I think he knows that he is better behaved than I am. I know he's only two years old but; I think he's trying to almost rub it in my face! Dad doesn't notice that lately he has been constantly comparing me to Prince. I know he means well but; it kind of has been making me feel like I am the bad child! I don't want to bring that to dad's attention now because I know he will feel awful about it!

I was sitting in the living room and Prince was in the play room. Dad was in the küche putting some things away when I came in to the room and sat at the table. Prince came running in and sagte "juice please daddy!" Dad reached for a bottle and Prince sagte "no; I want Spiderman cup!" I sagte "that's my cup; he's too little to use it." Dad poured the saft into the cup and passed it to Prince. Dad sagte "Alanna; he is not a little baby anymore! If he doesn't want the baby bottle anymore; he doesn't have to use it! I wish Du would've gegeben up using bottles that easily! I remember that I had to argue with Du about giving them up and Du were screaming at the oben, nach oben of your lungs!"

I looked at dad and sagte "I'm sorry that I can't be as perfect as Prince is!" I ran upstairs and he sagte "wait AJ I didn't mean…" He followed me upstairs and got to my room just-in-time for me to slam my door! He opened it up and I had curled myself into a ball on my bed. I wasn't crying but; I was really upset! He sagte as he knelt down Weiter to me "I didn't mean it like that AJ! What's wrong?" I looked up at him but; didn't say anything! Then out of nowhere; I sagte "I am a bad kid!" Dad scooped me up and sat down on my bed. He sagte "you're not a bad kid! I don't want to hear Du ever say that again! Don't let anyone tell Du that Du are because you're not!" I sagte "I never listen to Du and I know I don't! I wish I would listen to Du but; I just can't!"

Dad looked me in my eyes and sagte "stop saying that!!! God made Du exactly how Du are supposed to be and I know that's never going to change! To me I couldn't have ended up with better kids if I picked them myself! I sagte "all week long; the only thing Du have talked about is Prince! AJ; look at Prince… Isn't he cute? You're so good Prince! I Liebe Du Prince!" The look on his face sagte it all! He asked "what do Du mean? Give me an example!" I sagte "said all right; like yesterday!" He asked "what happened yesterday?" I sagte "well; Du made me feel like I didn't even exist because Du were spending so much time with him. I know that he listens to Du better than I do and that bothers me!" Dad sagte "oh; AJ if I had any idea I was doing that I would've stopped! I never want to make Du feel like Du aren't good enough! If Du catch me doing that again all Du have to do is remind me and I'll make sure not to say anything like that anymore!" He kissed me and sagte "by the way… You'll always be perfect me! Du don't have to try to be good enough… ever!"

April 28, 1999,

I'm so happy because one of dad's best Friends Mark Lester is coming for a visit all the way from the UK with his oldest son! His oldest son is from his Zurück marriage and his name is Kyle. Kyle is only a few months older than I am and am excited to have someone to play with that is the same age as me! Mark has two other children with his current wife but; their only toddlers so they're not coming.

I woke up this morning and ran downstairs. Dad was sitting in the living room and I asked "when are they going to get here?" He sagte "in a couple Mehr hours. Are Du excited to see Kyle?" I sagte "I can't wait to Zeigen him my room; we haven't seen them since we traveled all the way to see them last year!" He sagte "speaking of your room; Du need to go clean it before they get here." I sagte "why? It's not a mess!" He sagte "if Du don't think that room is a mess then Du must be blind because it looks like a tornado destroyed it!" I sagte "I hate cleaning my room! Do I really have to?" He sagte "yes Du do." I threw my hands up in the air and complained as I walked up the stairs."

It took me almost 3 hours to finish cleaning my room because I kept getting distracted Von the TV. Dad walked down the hallway and into my room. He stood there in shock then sagte "wow; I don't think your room has been this clean since Du are learning how to walk! I'm impressed! He hugged me and sagte "Mark was just on the phone; they'll be here in about five minutes!" I sagte "I'll get dressed for the Tag so I'm ready when Kyle gets here!"

I quickly put on a pair of jeans and a Pokemon T-shirt. When I walked downstairs Mark and his son were just coming inside. Kyle was behind him and I sagte "hi!" He ran up to me and sagte "hi; I was so excited when I found out we were coming here for a whole week to see Du guys!" I sagte "I know; come on I want to Zeigen Du my room!" Dad smiled as I grab Kyle's hand and took him upstairs. Dad sagte "that's the cutest thing I've ever seen!" Mark looked over at dad and jokingly asked "how much Du want to bet the two of them will be married someday?" Dad chuckled and sagte "that would be so funny if that actually played out that way!"

When we got to my bedroom, Kyle sagte "wow; Du have so many boys’ toys in here!" I sagte "I don't like girly toys, my Favorit thing is Pokémon!" He asked "do Du like watching the Power Rangers on TV?" I sagte "sometimes if it's on I will watch it! I like the blue Ranger the best!" He sagte "I like the red one the most!" I asked "do Du like Pokémon?" He sagte "yeah; I like it when there is a gym battle on the show!" I pulled a big binder out of a drawer in my room and put it on the floor in front of Kyle. He opened it up and sagte "you have so many of the Pokemon cards!"

Almost an Stunde later dad and Mark laughed as the two of us came running down the stairs. Mark sagte "here comes the stampede!" We were having so much fun running around that our light up sneakers started having problems! I walked up to dad and sagte "thank Du so much daddy for letting my friend come visit me!" He sagte "oh how sweet; you're welcome!" I sagte "I want to have a sleepover downstairs with Kyle tonight; can we?" Dad sagte "yeah that's fine; Du guys can watch Disney Filme in the living room on the flatscreen!" Kyle sagte "wow; thanks Michael!"

Later on after we had dinner; Kyle and I got dressed in our pajamas. We went into the living room and there was a huge blanket spread out across the floor. Mark brought over a stack of DVDs and put them in front of the two of us. We went through them and picked out star, sterne Wars episode one. Dad sagte "all right; don't stay up really late Du guys!" Dad and Mark laughed out on the porch while they were talking to each other because they could hear the goofy conversations Kyle and I were having with each other! The funny thing was that we didn't think they could hear us!


May 8, 1999,

I came running downstairs and noticed that dad wasn't there. Grace sagte "your dad's working on his new album so; he won't be back till dinnertime." It had been a long time since dad had left us with the nanny and I was really not looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to it. Grace and I are always butting heads because she doesn't let me do most of the things that dad lets me do. She doesn't want me to break anything oder she doesn't want to have to punish me. That's why she doesn't let me do anything and it drives me nuts. Every time I go to go outside she's like "oh AJ; I don't want Du to go outside! Wait for your dad to get back and Du can go out with him!

I was in the play room most of the Tag playing video games oder watching TV because there was nothing better to do. I was bored out of my mind! I think the worst thing about being the oldest child is that I don't have any interest in doing the things that Prince and Paris do because they're younger than I am. Von the time dad gets Home I'm usually a ball of energy.

August 17, 1999,

I woke up this morning and could hear barking coming from downstairs. I hopped out of bett and put on my Spiderman slippers and walked down to the living room. I looked at dad and asked "did Du hear that?" He sagte "I didn't hear anything!" I heard the noise again and dad sagte "I heard something that time!" The two us walked to the back door and there was a dog laying on the porch. The dog was a reddish colored golden retriever from what I could tell because he was so dirty and matted.

I ran out the door and dad sagte "wait; Du don't know whether he is mean oder not. I don't want him to bite you!" The dog got up and dad slowly walked backwards with his hand on my shoulder. I asked "how did he get in here anyway?" The dog walked up to dad and started licking his hand and I sagte "I think he likes you!" Dad sagte "he looks like he's only about a Jahr old! I got down on my knees and he started to lick my face. I looked at dad and I think he knew what was about to ask him. He sagte "if we keep him you're going to have to help me take care of him." I sagte "I will; he can be my dog!" Dad smiled and sagte "all right let's get him inside and clean him up because he's a mess!"

He followed us upstairs and to our surprise just jumped in the bathtub with his tail wagging. I got a T-shirt and swim trunks on so I could help give him a bath. Dad sagte "so what do Du want to name him?" I sagte "Drake!" He sagte "that's a cool name!" After erpel, drake was all clean he jumped out of the tub and shook himself dry. I sagte "thanks for letting me keep him daddy!" He sagte "you're welcome!" I still have erpel, drake today plus the other two Hunde Jackson and Kenya. We used to have a dog named shadow when I was a newborn baby but, he passed away the Tag after my third birthday.


September 3, 1999,

I think erpel, drake is getting used to living here with us. He usually lays Weiter to me in bett every night but this morning I was woken up Von the sound of dad saying "gross; I can't believe Du would lick my face!" I jumped out of bett and ran into dad's bedroom. erpel, drake was casually laying on the bett and dad was wiping his mouth with a washcloth. I started laughing and sagte "what… He just loves you!" Dad chuckled and sagte "I just didn't expect for a dog's tongue to be the first thing I see when I opened my eyes in the morning!"

erpel, drake jumped off the bett and I chased him down the stairs. Dad was about to come down with us when Prince yelled "daddy" from his bedroom. Dad sagte “hang on AJ; stay up here until I get Prince out of his room. Then I'll make Du something to eat." I walked back upstairs and followed dad into Prince's room. Dad had just gotten rid of Prince's krippe last week and I'm glad because since then Prince doesn't seem so perfect compared to me. He's definitely in his terrible twos now! They're nothing like they were with me but, it does make me look little bit better behaved now.

After breakfast all of us went into the living room to spend time together because dad has been working on his new album lately. This is the first time we will be able to spend the whole Tag with him since the beginning of the week and I'm so excited! I sagte "I'm so happy your Home all Tag today daddy!" He sat down on the floor Weiter to Prince and I. He sagte "I can't wait spend time with Du guys… I actually have a surprise to tell you!" I asked "what?" He sagte "I sent Grace on a vacation to see her family so; it's just going to be the 4 of us for the Weiter two weeks!" I asked "but don't Du need to work?" He sagte "I really needed to take a break and I really miss Du guys when I'm working on the new CD!" I sagte as I climbed onto his back "yes; two weeks with just you!"

Most two-year-olds like Prince go through a biting phase; thankfully I missed out on that phase because I was too busy kicking people when I was his age! Prince is definitely now a biter but; I'm hoping now that dad is going to be the only adult here watching us for the Weiter two weeks that he will be able to break Prince of that habit!



September 4, 1999,

I woke up this morning to Paris jumping up and down on my bett saying "AJ!" I opened my eyes and dad, Prince, and Paris were in my room. I asked "what are we going to do today daddy?" He sagte "anything Du want; within reason of course, nothing too crazy!" I got up and dad sagte "guess what I'm going to make for breakfast!" I asked "what?" He asked "what's your Favorit thing that I cook every once in a while?" I sagte "chocolate chip pancakes!!!" He sagte "Yes!!! After I change Prince and Paris's diapers Du can help me make the pancakes!"

I was about to walk out of the room and go downstairs when dad sagte "hang on; I don't want Du to go down there yet because I have the stove heating up! I don't want Du to fall Von accident and get burned! Come with me; it's only going to take a few minutes!" I followed him as he carried Prince and Paris into Prince's bedroom. Dad sat down on the floor and I passed him the wipes. He looked at Prince and sagte "you know what Prince? I think you're getting too old for diapers." Prince playfully sagte "no, no, no!" Dad chuckled and sagte as he tickled him "yes, yes, yes! Maybe we'll start working on getting rid of them this week!"

We all went downstairs and into the kitchen. I grabbed a stepstool and dragged it over to the stove so I could help dad make pancakes. Prince and Paris were in dad's eyesight playing in the play room and watching a movie. He sagte "I'll do the stuff with the spatel, spachtel just because I don't want Du to get hurt but; Du can put the Schokolade chips in and help me figure out how big to make the pfannkuchen okay?" I sagte "okay! I'm going to put a lot of Schokolade chips in them!" He sagte "okay then!" When it was my turn to put them in I dumped the whole entire bag into the one batch of pancakes. Dad sagte "oh my gosh! All of us are going to have a sugar rush… But that's okay! It's daddy's rules for the two weeks so; if Du want to go crazy Du can!" I sagte "I thought that Grace goes Von your rules when Du aren't here?" He sagte "she does but; I know she can be really strict specifically with Du when I'm not here!" I sagte "yeah she can be; I know she is trying to keep me from getting into trouble oder getting hurt but, she can take it a little too far sometimes!" Dad sagte "well she loves Du and she know Du can be better behaved than Du are most of the time; am I right?" I sagte "I guess I can try a little bit Mehr to listen to her!" He sagte "maybe if Du showed her that Du can listen to her she would let Du do some of the stuff that I let Du do when I'm here!"

Dad brought our plates to the tabelle and put Prince and Paris in their highchairs. He cut their Essen and when he got to me I asked "can I cut it myself?" Von the look on his face I don't think he wanted to let me but; I think he knew that I'm growing up and that there's nothing he can do to stop that from happening!" He passed me a messer and sagte "be careful!!!" I struggled for the first few Minuten and he sagte "here; let me Zeigen Du how to cut it! You're freaking me out; Du come so close to cutting your finger!" He took the plate and started to cut the pfannkuchen and if I didn't tell him to stop I think Du would of cut the entire thing without giving me the chance to try again. After watching him, I easily cut the last few pieces on my plate and he took a sigh of relief!

September 5, 1999,

We were watching TV in the living room when I sagte "daddy; I'm bored! Can we do something?" He asked "what did Du have in mind?" I sagte "slip and slide!" He sagte "I’ll tell Du what; after I put Prince and Paris down for their nap because they're too young to use that the two of us can!" I asked "but what if one of them wakes up and wants you! You'll be outside with me so Du won't be able to hear them!" He sagte "every once in a while I'll go inside and check on them to see if they are awake."

After lunch, dad put Prince and Paris down for their nap. I was outside playing with erpel, drake when he started dragging the slip and slide across the lawn. He hooked up the hose and water started to spray everywhere. I ran down the side but; was having some trouble with sticking to the plastic. I looked at dad and sagte "this thing isn't slippery enough!" He ran inside and came back out with something in his hand. He sagte "cooking oil should make it slippery enough AJ!" He poured a small amount onto the plastic part of the slide but, all the oil began to pour out really fast and before we knew it the slide was drenched.

Before he could stop me, I ran down the slide and when I went down on my stomach towards the end I shot halfway across the yard because it was so slippery. Dad was worried that my knees had gotten hurt and walked up to me. He asked "are Du okay Alanna?" I lifted my head off the ground and started laughing because there were gras, grass stains all over my face. Dad couldn't help but laugh to because of how hilarious I thought it was!" Then all of a sudden we both look over our shoulders and we see erpel, drake coming right towards us because he was sniffing the slide. Dad, the dog, and I ended up piled on oben, nach oben of each other with the two of us laughing our butts off!


September 10, 1999,

Grace will be back from her vacation in a couple Mehr days and dad will be back in the studio working on his new album. Dad is trying to spend as much time with us before he has to start working again! I don't know why he calls this a break because he's probably working twice as hard taking care of the three of us Von himself than he ever would standing in a sound booth recording a song! Now that Prince is talking really well, he likes to try and get me in trouble; which Du all know I don't need any help with that! I'm just waiting for dad to catch Prince in the act of doing something he doesn't approve of!

Prince, Paris, and I were playing in the play room when dad decided to come in and spend time with us. I climbed into his lap and Prince must've been jealous because he decided to hit me. Dad looked at him and sagte "that wasn't very nice at all! Say you're sorry to AJ! We don't hit in this house!" I sagte "it's okay; he doesn't have to apologize!" Dad sagte "yes he does!" Prince sagte "I'm sorry" and gave me a hug!

The thing that kind of bothered me is that Prince just apologized and moved on. When I do something wrong I don't just admit it, I drag it out as long as possible. I was kind of hoping that Prince would get into some serious trouble; just as payback for all the times that I've gotten in trouble for something that he did!